How many slaves work for you?

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

http://slaveryfootprint.org

I got 26 slaves. Ouch.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I can't get past "where do you live".

Anyway - the real question is can I have any of them washed and brought to my tent?

It is a matter of some surprise that there are more slaves now than at the height of the slave trade back in the 1800s. What a sad indictment of the modern world.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38669

20. Once again I am an evil bastard for having a child.

YOG · **Posted:** Thu Oct 06, 2011 13:06

7. Forgive me, comrades!

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

23 for me.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

How do you get past the US zip code?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38669

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

How do you get past the US zip code?

Put your post code in, you massive belm.

devilman · **Posted:** Thu Oct 06, 2011 13:11

DavPaz wrote:

20. Once again I am an evil bastard for having a child.

I don't have any kids and I got 21. Maybe I'm awarded a bonus slave?

On a side note, I do like the way that site has been designed.. the effect as you scroll down that intro page is particularly impressive.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Oct 06, 2011 13:11

33, it seems.

Alarm · **Posted:** Thu Oct 06, 2011 13:12

DavPaz wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

How do you get past the US zip code?

Put your post code in, you massive belm.

I tried this, and it said something like "location could not be found". Perhaps they've never heard of Wales.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Alarm wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

How do you get past the US zip code?

Put your post code in, you massive belm.

I tried this, and it said something like "location could not be found". Perhaps they've never heard of Wales.

ditto, and I don't even live in wales.

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

Gave up. Buggy piece of shit.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Oct 06, 2011 13:17

How the fudge did I get 41?

Is it all my shoes?

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Oct 06, 2011 13:18

30

The last question is "how many times have you paid for sex", but you (or I, at least) only get to see it for a second before my results appear.

Decca · **Joined:** 23rd Jun, 2010 **Posts:** 2282

36 but then I have children. I don't like that they didn't take buying fair trade and local farmers from the produce section though, that should knock me off a slave or two from the technology score.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Oct 06, 2011 13:22

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

How do you get past the US zip code?

I typed in my UK postcode and it accepted it.

I have 32 slaves, the majority of which are from having a baby and washing.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Oct 06, 2011 13:22

GovernmentYard wrote:

Gave up. Buggy piece of shit.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Oct 06, 2011 13:22

devilman · **Posted:** Thu Oct 06, 2011 13:23

Grim... wrote:

30

The last question is "how many times have you paid for sex", but you (or I, at least) only get to see it for a second before my results appear.

Same here. I had to click the back button to see it.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

No sign up was required, I take it?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Oct 06, 2011 13:28

I bet I could reduce my slaves dramatically by filling in the tiny bits of stuff on the left hand side... such as noting that we use re-usable baby wipes, or that we tend to buy Body Shop showert gel, which is possibly (but possibly not) more slave friendly.

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38669

Curiosity wrote:

re-usable baby wipes

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

It's all shamelessly made up though, isn't it?

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

It's all shamelessly made up though, isn't it?

It does go through its methodology, and there's some substance there.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8655

Curiosity wrote:

I bet I could reduce my slaves dramatically by filling in the tiny bits of stuff on the left hand side... such as noting that we use re-usable baby wipes, or that we tend to buy Body Shop showert gel, which is possibly (but possibly not) more slave friendly.

Slaves probably don't get to use it though.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

It's all shamelessly made up though, isn't it?

It does go through its methodology, and there's some substance there.

Heh. What it translates as is "we've shamelessly made this up and cloaked it in the guise of best guesses based on incomplete data"

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Oct 06, 2011 13:50

DavPaz wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

re-usable baby wipes

They're cloth, and clean the baby way better than annoying flimsy disposible baby wipes. Easy to wash, and stored in nice smelling oil/water.

http://www.cheekywipes.com/

Seriously one of the best things we got.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6614

If I have this many slaves, how come I still have to mow my own lawn and take out my own rubbish? Can I swap my slaves for better ones?

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