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Grim...
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 14:27 
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I just found these on an unrelated forum search.

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You are Jake Blues. You are on a mission from God. Each night you can PM me the name of a player, who will lose their night action as they spend all their time gettin' down. Your win condition is Putting the band back together


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You are Wayne Campbell. You know that Garth Algar is x. Each night you may PM me the name of a player and they will appear on your show, being roleblocked. Your win condition is stopping Cassandra from marrying Bobby.


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You are Samuel L. 'Motherfucking' Jackson. You have no character, as Sam only ever plays himself anyway. You know that Obi-Wan Kenobi is _______, Vincent Vega is________ and Mr Incredible is__________. Your night action is the F-Bomb, a tirade of expletives so long that the listener loses his/her night action. Your win condition: Removing the motherfucking snakes from the motherfucking plane


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You are Mario. You know that Luigi is x. Once per night you may PM me the name of one player and you will jump on his head, causing them to be roleblocked. If you jump on the same person two nights in a row, they will die. Your win condition is rescue the princess. If you succeed you do not win, as she will be kidnapped again straight away.


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You are Fezzik. You know that inigo Montoya is _____________. Each night you can bop someone over the head and they will be unconscious, losing their night action. You win condition is Happily Ever After


They are funny. Let's do more.

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Grim...
 Post subject: Re: Win conditions
PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 15:46 
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Or not.
Dicks.

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I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.

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Goddess Jasmine
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 15:49 
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I'm on the mobile site and can just see loads of empty quotes. :(
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 16:02 
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We should write a ruleset for Real Life scum next weekend.
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MrChris
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 16:04 
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kalmar
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 16:09 
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You are Kissyfur. You know that Craster is ____. Each night you may PM me the name of a fox, who will lose their night action. Your win condition is to come to the cottage.

Like that, only funny. And about someone notable.
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MrChris
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 16:16 
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kalmar wrote:
You are Kissyfur. You know that Craster is ____. Each night you may PM me the name of a fox, who will lose their night action. Your win condition is to come to the cottage.

Like that, only funny. And about someone notable.

*narrows eyes*

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Mr Dave
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kalmar wrote:
You are Kissyfur. You know that Craster is ____. Each night you may PM me the name of a fox, who will lose their night action. Your win condition is to come to the cottage.

Like that, only funny. And about someone notable.

Are the missing words 'a gimp'I like cock.
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Zardoz
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 16:43 
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Grim... wrote:
Or not.
Dicks.

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MaliA
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 16:56 
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kalmar wrote:
You are Kissyfur. You know that Craster is ____. Each night you may PM me the name of a fox, who will lose their night action. Your win condition is to come to the cottage.

Like that, only funny. And about someone notable.



L-LOL

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zaphod79
 Post subject: Re: Win conditions
PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 17:29 
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
kalmar wrote:
You are Kissyfur. You know that Craster is ____. Each night you may PM me the name of a fox, who will lose their night action. Your win condition is to come to the cottage.

Like that, only funny. And about someone notable.

*narrows eyes*



viewtopic.php?f=9&t=1236&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&hilit=trousers&start=240

contains things like :

Rev Owen wrote:
Dimrill - You are a Dimrill and your night action is bumming. Once per night phase you may PM me with the name of a player to bum. That player will be too sore to carry out their night action, if they have one. They will know that they have been bummed but not who they were bummed by. You win once you have bummed every player left alive. Your win condition is Bum.


Rev Owen wrote:
Trousers-wearing Townie - You are the only person in town to own a pair of trousers. You love them so much you even sleep in them. As such, you are immune to the Dimrills' bum action. If a Dimrill tries to bum you the stains on your trousers will alert you to the fact, but you will not learn the name of the player that attempted to bum you. You have no night action. Your win condition is Town.


Runcle wrote:
I heard dimrills bumming powers can pierce metal never mind mere fabric.
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kalmar
 Post subject: Re: Win conditions
PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 17:30 
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See? Funny, and notable. I miss Rev Owen :'(
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