TRANSMISSION RECEIVED, MARK AGENCY 7B OFFICE ONLYhello uncle STOP public transmission follows STOP distribute via professors futurespace devices STOP
feminist criminals disgrace nation STOP
device devilmam two
suffers technical failure STOP
russian navy expands ministers fear war in east STOP
device atrocityexhibition
references previous forum joke with much success STOP
mystery ship wrecked off coast of edinburgh STOP
device zardoz
emits humour in form of pun STOP
american fraudster edison founds science journal much celebration STOP
ottomans rattle sabre fears of serbian violence STOP
device zardoz abilities extend to
unpleasant misinterpretation for comic effect STOP
device markg
draws attention to poor communication much mirth ensues STOP
priority agency transmissions follow STOPoperative neptune compromised mission abandoned future device eurovision remains possible STOP
urgent device findus fop raises multiple reports
displays use of verse probable side effect of operative saturn activity tiger one must observe STOP
urgent instruction tiger four must destroy bloodlines morgan plus archer leave no descendent possible no measure too drastic STOP
urgent discovery bloodline stalin prevents proliferation of inferior tea strain do not tamper cost too great STOP
future device zardoz anomalous beagle two must analyse report to centre STOP
urgent future electronic operative mr dave
compromised treachery identified in bloodline glyndwr take all measures STOP
acknowledgement to supporters grim trooper kalmar bobbyaro flis thevision suggest beverage appropriate to era STOP
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