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MerseyMal · **Joined:** 15th Aug, 2008 **Posts:** 11

"@HollandsPies WINNER of our FREE PIES FOR A Year July Twitter draw is @MerseyMal Congratulations! DM your contact details to arrange delivery of your pies"

http://twitter.com/HollandsPies/status/ ... 0552114176

WINNER of our FREE PIES FOR A Year July Twitter draw is @MerseyMal Congratulations! DM your contact details to arrange delivery of your pies
— Holland's (@HollandsPies) July 15, 2011

Unfortunately they don't do Cibrushsille-filled ones

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49246

Good work!

MerseyMal · **Joined:** 15th Aug, 2008 **Posts:** 11

Craster wrote:

Good work!

Thanks!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Hang on - was that awesome first post just a diversion to hide the fact that you are an unusually dedicated spammer, advertising Hollands Pies?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38674

Free Pie for everyone!

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

Ooh, idea! See if those lottery winners for the Scotch Lands north of the wall will swap their prize for yours...It'd be like negotiating with a toddler.

"You don't want that rubbish cheque, it's only a useless piece of paper, look at all these pies! You'd much rather have those, wouldn't you? Give me the cheque, there's a good Scottisher"

I will be happy to relieve you of some of the money (or pies, should negotiations fail) for the use of my wisdom?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

flis wrote:

I will be happy to relieve you of some of the money (or pies, should negotiations fail) for the use of my wisdom?

I think you misspelt the word "boobies" there.

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

flis wrote:

I will be happy to relieve you of some of the money (or pies, should negotiations fail) for the use of my wisdom?

I think you misspelt the word "boobies" there.

I'm not a whore, Christopher.

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Although, I totally would be, good idea! Boobies are a *much* better commodity than wisdom!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

flis wrote:

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

Boobies are a *much* better commodity than wisdom!

I think this is the basis of capitalism, isn't it?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49246

if it isn't, it should be.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jul 15, 2011 15:45

It's why I'm heavily investing in mine.

Well done that man. PIES!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Craster wrote:

if it isn't, it should be.

You wouldn't be saying that if you didn't have such a magnificent pair. Owning the means of production, indeed, you bourgeouisboobieseouis capitalist running dog.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14518

How many is a years worth ?

One a week
One a day
Three a day ?

and do they do real pies or just 'pie'

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

zaphod79 wrote:

How many is a years worth ?

One a week
One a day
Three a day ?

and do they do real pies or just 'pie'

3.14 every week.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14518

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

zaphod79 wrote:

How many is a years worth ?

One a week
One a day
Three a day ?

and do they do real pies or just 'pie'

3.14 every week.

314 banana's

Do they do Banananananana pie ?

Are they going to turn up in a big truck and ask you to sign for them ?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Jul 15, 2011 15:56

Do let us know how much pie you receive.

Oddly, I heard of this through Gary Bainbridge's Twitter feed.

gospvg · **Joined:** 7th Nov, 2008 **Posts:** 2306

MyPy

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6615

I know a guy who won a years supply of beer - 365 cans of Carlsberg. That's a lot of beer, but it didn't last anywhere near that long.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Jul 15, 2011 16:05

gospvg wrote:

MyPy

Hello?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Squirt wrote:

I know a guy who won a years supply of beer - 365 cans of Carlsberg. That's a lot of beer, but it didn't last anywhere near that long.

That'd last about 4 months, in a normal single male household.

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Squirt wrote:

I know a guy who won a years supply of beer - 365 cans of Carlsberg. That's a lot of beer, but it didn't last anywhere near that long.

That'd last about 4 months, in a normal single male household.

You are so under the thumb, guy.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

flis wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Squirt wrote:

I know a guy who won a years supply of beer - 365 cans of Carlsberg. That's a lot of beer, but it didn't last anywhere near that long.

That'd last about 4 months, in a normal single male household.

You are so under the thumb, guy.

3 cans a night of that swill would be as much as I could stomach, to be fair.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Fri Jul 15, 2011 16:10

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Squirt wrote:

I know a guy who won a years supply of beer - 365 cans of Carlsberg. That's a lot of beer, but it didn't last anywhere near that long.

That'd last about 4 months, in a normal single male household.

I'd say closer to half that time or less, if you factor in "really" drinking on weekends

gospvg · **Joined:** 7th Nov, 2008 **Posts:** 2306

myoptikakaka wrote:

gospvg wrote:

MyPy

Hello?

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Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

3 cans a night of that swill would be as much as I could stomach, to be fair.

Yes, 365 cans would be a lifetime's supply for me, and even then only if I found a way to cook with it. Otherwise it'd have to appear in my will.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14518

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

3 cans a night of that swill would be as much as I could stomach, to be fair.

Yes, 365 cans would be a lifetime's supply for me, and even then only if I found a way to cook with it. Otherwise it'd have to appear in my will.

You could have a few and then write your will , it would be like something from Eight ace

Plissken · **Posted:** Fri Jul 15, 2011 16:15

A years worth of Hollands Pies? An entire fucking years worth the pies of champions. I am insanely jealous.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

3 cans a night of that swill would be as much as I could stomach, to be fair.

Yes, 365 cans would be a lifetime's supply for me, and even then only if I found a way to cook with it. Otherwise it'd have to appear in my will.

I assume this is because you don't like it, rather than because Craster's not the only one whose "can't burp" imaginary medical condition prevents them from drinking fizzy drinks?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jul 15, 2011 16:19

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

3 cans a night of that swill would be as much as I could stomach, to be fair.

Yes, 365 cans would be a lifetime's supply for me, and even then only if I found a way to cook with it. Otherwise it'd have to appear in my will.

You could always enter a years worth of lemonade competition, Doc.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

I assume this is because you don't like it, rather than because Craster's not the only one whose "can't burp" imaginary medical condition prevents them from drinking fizzy drinks?

Both, as it happens. And your lack of sensitivity for the burp-disabled sickens me.

Going back on topic, I've never heard of these pies. How do they compare with my current favourite, Pie Minister?

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Fri Jul 15, 2011 16:23

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

flis wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Squirt wrote:

I know a guy who won a years supply of beer - 365 cans of Carlsberg. That's a lot of beer, but it didn't last anywhere near that long.

That'd last about 4 months, in a normal single male household.

You are so under the thumb, guy.

3 cans a night of that swill would be as much as I could stomach, to be fair.

Granted you might not like Carlsberg, but IIRC, like Kronenbourg, Stella, Heineken and Holsten, they've stopped making the shit chemically enhanced crap that you could only buy in this country and have started brewing the beer here observing the Rheinheitsgebot purity laws they all adhere to in continental Europe. I quite like Carlsberg, it's quite refreshing compared to some of the lagers out there.

Or are you confusing it with Carlsberg, which isn't much kop.

MerseyMal · **Joined:** 15th Aug, 2008 **Posts:** 11

Curiosity wrote:

Do let us know how much pie you receive.

Oddly, I heard of this through Gary Bainbridge's Twitter feed.

Will do. GB's a nice bloke.

MerseyMal · **Joined:** 15th Aug, 2008 **Posts:** 11

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Hang on - was that awesome first post just a diversion to hide the fact that you are an unusually dedicated spammer, advertising Hollands Pies?

You know too much *raises pistol*

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14518

MerseyMal wrote:

You know too much *raises pistol*

He was watching us for all that time because he's a S-pie

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Jul 15, 2011 16:46

DBSnappa wrote:

I quite like Carlsberg, it's quite refreshing compared to some of the lagers out there.

Or are you confusing it with Carlsberg, which isn't much kop.

I can see why he is confused.

NervousPete · **Posted:** Fri Jul 15, 2011 20:04

I love pies so much I dare only eat one a fortnight. Treat-Pie!

I love Pieminister. Though Milgi's in Cardiff somehow delivered there's lukewarm. Doc G. duly noted my mild disappointment.

myp · **Posted:** Sat Jul 16, 2011 17:02

We've just been to Melton and picked up a massive handmade pork pie.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Sat Jul 16, 2011 17:22

Curiosity wrote:

DBSnappa wrote:

I quite like Carlsberg, it's quite refreshing compared to some of the lagers out there.

Or are you confusing it with Carlsberg, which isn't much kop.

I can see why he is confused.

MOHH. I've had so little sleep recently. However, I suspect that excuse isn't much kop with you being a new dad.

FTR I meant Carling!

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