Be Excellent To Each Other

#1 The Wildean contributors on Xbox Live
http://fatuglyorslutty.com/

If you were the proud curator of the Red Button, what would tip you into summoning fiery apocalypse on mother earth?

I probably shouldn't click that link at work, should I?

#2, using that very same link: people who think a text-shadow like that is suitable on body text.

Oh sorry, I should have said it's SFW (unless dodgy urls are a problem). Content is safe.

Very poor nettiquette, my apologies.

Actually, #3, words like nettiquette.

If I had access to said button, I'm pretty sure I'd be asking people to give me reasons not to press it....Unless someone with a time machine came along and told me hunaity wasn't completely doomed and we were, in fact, on the cusp of a new era of prosperity, I'd press it just because I could.

There are 4-7 days a month when I wouldn't even wait to see what anyone had to offer up in defence.

yeah, I'd press it anyway.

I'd only end up spilling tea over the control panel.

But I think I'm too fond of planet Earth and (most of) humanity to want to obliterate it.

Destroy the Earth? But that's where I keep all my stuff!

Shits and goggles, innit.

The goggles do nothing

Apologies... but this always makes me smile:

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