Be Excellent To Each Other

Am currently addicted to some good strength painkillers and am prone to posting ridiculously childish, vulgar nonsense. Especially when I drop 150mg before bed for a laugh. I'm sorry for offence I will have undoubtedly caused and will do so in future.

I'll attempt to think before I click the submit button.

Many loves

Stan.

Hey JC!

The last time someone apologised, he was lambasted. I expect nothing less, Beex

Cunt careless. Am stoned on tramadol.

Bring it.

Mr Stan.

Lambasted? I thought that was a young sheep, born out of wedlock.

I told you you'd fit right in.

Excellent.

Apology accepted.

You see, you I like.

You lambastinersizers can go and fist yerselves.

Anyone ever ate oxynorm or oxycontin? Now there is killa a painkiller

I ate an oxymoron but it didn't agree with me.

To be honest, I had to double check it in my Uxbridge English Dictionary.

Hmmm but are you as good a singer as Jeremy Hardy ?

There is no one else on earth who sings like Jeremy Hardy.

is Stan a davpaz sockpuppet too??

sorry i cant handle my drugs. lolz
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Hero.

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Yes.

I was on Tramadol for a year. I couldn't take it often as it made me chuck in the mornings. Proper mongs you though !

I use Tramadol every so often for my arm. Does the trick.

***swoon......***

Prick of the highest order.

Oh definitely yeah The stuff of space cowboys for sure

Most opiods/ates make me puke the day after though and tbh I like that, stops me taking them for fun.

Any one ever taken Oxy Contin? That one's the Ferarri of painkillers.

Can't say I've ever had any negative side-effects from painkillers, aside from the morphine in hospitals. That stuff gives an awful comedown.

I found Tramadol pretty tame, I like my opiates to have a lot more kick.

The only time I had morphine in hospital (whilst waiting TOO FUCKING LONG for my appendectomy), they gave it by way of suppository*. Which rather negated the effects to my mind. And also meant that's what was on my mind, rather than any come down.


*And by "they gave it", I mean "they gave me the pills, a rubber glove and some KY and told me to get on with it".

I had Morphine and oramorph last year. Can't really remember the morphine as I was in agony as the epidural wasn't working, but the oramorph took AGES to kick in, then I couldn't sleep at all. Seemed to work though, next day I was fine.

See, I had it hooked up to my veins, and a button to self-administer it with a five-minute cooldown. I imagine having to stick that lot up my arse would take a bit of the fun out of it, certainly.

You know that those "self administer" buttons release as much morphine as would give you equivalent pain relief to a paracetemol, right?

I may have had to stick stuff up my arse but by god I got the full effect.

Every five minutes for four days!

Ah, yes. Very good point there. I'm a moron.

Went I burnt my leg off the morphine didn't really stop it being painful, just stopped me caring about it being painful. Very weird stuff.

It's strange, isn't it. You still get the sensation of something hurting, but it doesn't feel the same at all.

Oh, narcotic pain medication. I've had a bad streak of luck with medical problems the past few years and as a result have become very familiar with being pumped full of narcotic pain medication intravenously. It's so fucking strange how sometimes it doesn't diminish the pain, it just diminishes how much I care about the pain. Not exactly the way I would choose to manage pain, but I suppose it sort of works.

I'm also a complete spaz when I'm on pain medication:

http://shoesonwrong.com/post/842761624/ ... fluence-of

Strangely rewarding to realise that people agree with me w.r.t the weird way morphine and that work.

It's really doesn't work like you would think it does.

I quite often wake up having slept on my arm, and it's completely numb!

Hardcore, me.


Actually those mornings are always a bit unpleasant. It's happened a hundred times and been fine, but surely one day will be the day when said arm is indeed horribly broken in several places and I only find out about it after stupidly rolling over so the sensation comes back. Surely.

The only one I could find in the US that didn't make me violently sick was Darvocet. And yes, you're spot on, it doesn't stop the pain it just makes you not give a shit about it. I was on Darvos for about seven months with a cracked knee plate.. Loved the stuff.

Percs and Oxys make me hurl though. But nothing touches Oxy for strength.

I believe this allows us to use the phrase "Mr Chris takes it up the arse" with impunity. That will teach you for giving us too much information.

Since its not Mr Dave but Mr Wrong - I would have thought "Captain Wrong takes it up the wrong 'un" would have been more apt ?

Er, I have fixed the post. Blame tiredness or something. That and Mr Dave would have been more amusing.I always get those two confused anyone. Like you and Zardoz or Myp and Hitler.

You know the most horrible experience I've had of it?

I had a day of nothing between my crash and the operation, while they assessed my elbow, which was pretty much a sack of bone shards at the time. Every time I moved my arm, I'd feel the bits and bobs moving about, dislocating and rubbing over eachother. But I was doped up on morphine, so the pain didn't register as something to care about. I still got the horrific sensation and nausea, of course, and the feel that I was continuing to do damage to the joint. Very weird, not painful, but entirely unpleasant.

... Not good.

Incidentally my girlfriend had an operation recently in one of our NHS hospitals. She generally much prefers the NHS to the German public medical system. However considers the NHS nurses to be crap. Her sister (the nurse one) was visiting at the time, and was appalled by how crassly amateurish the NHS nurses seemed to be. She spent visiting time in the ward re-applying my girlfriend's badly-applied dressings and bandages(!). (Oddly, my girlfriend spent 6 hours in hospital for an operation a relative needed a whole week as an inpatient in Germany. That's insurance-based healthcare for you; over-medicating people to leach more money out of the insurance companies.)

I was given morphine when I fractured my skull and was in hospital for a week, but I was only eleven and don't really remember how it felt. I remember pain, and I remember no pain but a lot of nausea, but I can't remember if that was caused by taking the morphine. Probably though. On day four or five, I was taken for a bath by the nurse and I think I was given something for the pain just before. Immediatly upon being put back into bed I was sick everywhere and had to be taken for another bath
I have had experience of another type of medication recently though. I was given Valium, mainly to help me relax and to sleep because I have been having trouble doing both. I resisted any sort of medication to help with it because I was terrified of being given something which helped me sleep only to sleep too well and not be able to wake up from dreams. I finally had no choice but to accept it and it was with trepidation that I took it. I was amazed to find that rather than it making me sleep, it just made me stop thinking. The usual thoughts would come into my head but it was like trying to look at a dot appearing in your vision; as soon as you noticed it, it danced away. So when I went to bed, I would lie there and be totally unable to concentrate on anything, even if it was something I wanted to be thinking about.
It was really rather wonderful and I still have a few which I have kept for two reasons.
1. I don't want to rely on medication and I don't want to keep taking medication so I didn't want to finish the prescription and
2. It is like a safety net knowing that I have it there. A day out with my mother is a lot more enjoyable when I am doped up on Valium

I was given a Valium before they cut into my eyes with teeny scalpels. Presumably so I wouldn't freak out when they started cutting into my eyes with teeny scalpels.

I do hope that never happens to me.

I keep a box of Citalopram as a safety net type thing. Fuck knows why, it takes a fortnight to notice anything on them, which would require using up the entire packet.

FTFY.

Try not getting abducted by serial killers again, eh?

Considerate chaps, though.

Craig had his eyes cut into with teeny scalpels and he was given no drugs, painkillers or otherwise, and he was completely calm and chatty. I would have been proud at how calm and brave he was, but I was too busy cowering in the bathroom, being sick.

Don't look through those little windows on the procedure room doors, m'kay?