Be Excellent To Each Other

Greetings, everyone. I am Warhead and I am a noob. Grim knows me, but only in a virtual sense. Nevertheless, we can still be friends, I hope.

I am very old and with any luck will be offered an early retirement package real soon now as the government is determined to get rid of me and around 25% (or more) of its workforce. On paper, I'm a Corporate Performance and Risk Manager, although I prefer to think of it as Corporate Risk and Performance as the acronym is better. In reality, I am responsible for cutting bits of directors' reports and pasting them into two other hooge reports every month. It lacks excitement, but it puts food on the table and keeps me from under Mrs Warhead's feet. In happier days I was the IT Technical & Network Manager for this organisation (which shall remain nameless for now), but when that work was outsourced I decided not be outsourced with it.

I was looking for an Introduce Yourself thread, but couldn't find one, but having read the Rools I was encouraged to introduce meself. I trust that this will do for now.

Welcome aboard, chap.

Are you Grim...'s boss? Be gentle on him in his review, he had a heavy night.

Welcome! We have a welcome thread somewhere, but damned if I know where it is.

Hello Warhead.

Welcome Warhead. You sound like you'll fit right in here.

Hello, Grim...s friend!

How do!

Stalker.

Are you related to WarBot?

Also: Welcome. Stay behind the yellow lines and keep all arms inside the forum.

Aw, man - I'm all sad for WarBot again now.

Hello! Phew, i thought it was 'Review Warhead' for a second....

Hello!


Can someone please review this n00b?

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Damn you, markh!!!

Welcome Grim..'s friend

Oh man

Sorry! I'll just attribute it to great minds thinking alike.

Howdy! Be prepared to get very little done from now on.

Not the only one.

1. No, I am not Grim's boss (and we're both prolly really happy about that).

2. As far as I know I am not a relative of Warbot.

3. Thanks for the warm welcome.

Will you shush... we're all trying to have a moment about Warbot here!

I've just read "The all nighter" on Warbot... my god... how sad!

Poor Warbot.

Is there new WarBot?

Ooh, there is. well, they were new to me at least!

I bet you read for fun.

Hello.

Welcome, Warhead! Whilst awaiting the axe of public sector finance cuts, you can console yourself that your public sector brethren are spending what little money we have very wisely, being as it only cost £200,000 for the OGC to rebrand themselves thusly:



Best logo ever, if you tilt your head to the left.

Craster etc - who is/was "warbot"?

http://www.nuklearpower.com/2009/03/28/warbot_001/

Very excellent, very sad.

http://www.nuklearpower.com/2009/03/28/warbot_001/

EDIT: fast fingers, Mr Grim....

MR BEAT YOU FACE

Aw man, that's ruined my day.

It's pretty short - about twenty strips, I think.

But it will ruin your day.

It has.

As bad as watching (or even thinking about) 'Watership Down'.

I might cry
Seriously

Hello new person
Pull up a leave, you'll never kitten, etc.

Ah yes, we wet ourselves about that one.

Oh my God... why did you arseholes tell me about this? I feel genuinely upset now.

I don't really like the new ones. People should stop reading once they have finish "The Yutani Account".

I agree.

Hello!

The new ones are trying too hard.

The old ones were... beautiful.

You'll get on well with Cavey then

Nice to have you here chap.

grim.. has friends??

(sorry grim, love ya)

welcome mr. W. does your name mean you love shmups?

Strangely enough, it doesn't. I needed to think of a suitable name quickly when I was signing up to a certain other forum and was listening to Ryuichi Sakamoto performing 'Warhead' at the time. Seemed like as good a name as any other.