Be Excellent To Each Other

Who knows how to use Illustrator?

I've got a fucking huge file from a crap design agency, with lots of different pages on it. I can export it to a .psd file, but it's too big and my PC doesn't like it.
How can I export a page at a time?

Pay me £12.

Crap as they are, they at least read the brief

I've read your Mums briefs.

Save it down in size by saving it as a PDF.

Import the individual pages into Photoshop.

If you've paid this agency get them cunts to supply it as you need it.

In future hire me you cunt.

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Ask your shitty contractor to do it for you!

I need the layers and object (and text) editing preserved

Get a bigger PC.

Sounds expensive.

I heard there's one for sale on eBay, but it's being sold by a scammer who won't take PayPal.

If only your bridges weren't charred remains.

This is payback from the Christmas pixie, this is.

They weren't our contractor

I think I've got it sussed now, though.

Flash the bios.

Get an XBox 360.