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 Post subject: Pensioner gets BJ from a horse
PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 14:59 
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http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a190983/pensioner-escapes-jail-after-horse-sex.html
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...the witness had spotted the horse's head in David Walter Chamberlin's groin in a Billingham field... "He picked up a stick and struck the defendant. That startled the horse, causing it to run off, dragging the defendant with it."


In my home town, too. :facepalm:
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Grim...
 Post subject: Re: Pensioner gets BJ from a horse
PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 15:29 
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"He picked up a stick and struck the defendant. That startled the horse, causing it to run off, dragging the defendant with it."

Rubbish.

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"It is a serious matter the harm caused, the stress caused to the owner of the animal and to the animal itself."

It's a fucking horse! If it didn't want the dude's cock in its mouth, it wouldn't have let him do anything. The only stress caused to the animal was when its owner started waving a stick it it's face.

[edit]Also, why are they still called the defendant if they plead guilty?

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 15:30 
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Horses are so fucking blase.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 15:34 
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The horse doesn't seem to mind in the picture - indeed, it seems to be quite thrilled.

If I was the guy I'd be worried that the horse was trained to bite my weiner off.
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MaliA
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 15:39 
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SnowAngel wrote:
The horse doesn't seem to mind in the picture - indeed, it seems to be quite thrilled.

If I was the guy I'd be worried that the horse was trained to bite my weiner off.


If that happened to me in front of Radiohead, I'd be mortified.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 17:25 
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What a whorse.

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Derek The Halls
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:27 
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What a whorse.


Complete and total win.

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