Be Excellent To Each Other

What the Fuck?

Malc

Have you been taking thread title lessons from John Coffey?

Uh oh. He has that illness referred to as mall cop syndrome.

Myp. The world is a better place when you confuse people.

Bloody hell!


Nonsense, the mother was responsible for controlling her. Why the hell was the mother calling the police about this anyway and why did they bother to respond?!

Also, Chief Noggle. Tee hee.

It's just lucky the cops nipped this in the bud with a short, sharp shock. Another few months the child would have been refusing to brush her teeth, drinking straight from the juice carton and leaving lights on, and they'd have had no option but to shoot her.

I hate that. I actually have seen my other half go to more effort trying to hide the fact she is drinking from the carton than it would take to reach into the cupboard and get a glass.

That can't be true.
That just cannot be true.

But that will teach her for not listening to authoritaah.

It's a toss up between that and double dipping.

Is that a sex thing?

Gill cold shower !!!

No, it's when someone takes a dorito, dips it, puts it in their mouth and then puts it back in the dip.

Ewwwww!

I always use a glass when anyone is looking. When I'm on my own, I take the juice or milk container from the fridge, open it with my teeth, and then drink the whole thing without touching it with my hands. You might not know this is required of you, because modern etiquette is hard with the Internet and all, but rest assured it is.

I am now picturing you gripping the carton in your mouth and attempting to tilt it back so you can pour it down your throat while it all spills all over your face. I demand you come round my house and do this for my amusement.

Bendy sperm for the win!

Malc

What's wrong with drinking from the carton? Especially if you're only swapping germs with someone you've swapped a lot more with.

Ok at some point in this thread, someone has started talking about sex, right?

I'm so confused.

Either that or DrG apparently drinks sperm from a carton.

I do not get why people think this is a problem when their other half does it. All you're getting is a tiny, microscopic amount of that person's saliva. You are usually more than happy to have that substance in your mouth during smoochies - so why is it a problem in tiny quantities in milk or juice?

Mentals.

EDIT - Hi5 Craster!

o/\o

How do you know I don't have sex like they do in that film. Demolition Man eh?

I don't know, I just don't like it. My mum and dad and sisters used to do it and I was always telling them off. It just grosses me out a wee bit.

This is why I carry my own straw around at all time, and just use that.

Wait? Do what? Drink from the carton or have sex?

Drink from the carton. I really should gave reread that before posting it eh?
Incidentally, is it Demolition Man that I was thinking of?

Is that the one you carry around perched behind your ear ?



Yes and it was you :-)

The only reason I can think for not doing it is if you eat and drink from the carton, y'know, washing down that tasty snack you've just grazed from the fridge, and you leave floating foodstuffs in the carton. Other than that I agree with you.

Yes , Silly Stalone and Sandy Bullocks

Yes.

No need for cartons. I make my own organic variety.

it wasn't! JC said something about double dipping and I really couldn't see how that related to juice cartons, then when we clarified and Gaywood said abot drinking wiu no hands, Malc said something about bendy sperm! I was left wondering if I had just propositioned Gaywood with my chat about him coming to see me to show me his drinking skills.
Between this thread and me wishing for people to 'restrain myself with Christmas decorations'...

How comes I can't see Devilmans post that Doc G has quoted in this thread?

Does this work?

However your immediate thought was :



You were the one that brought it up first (post 10)

Ah yes, I must have just been missing it

EDIT-this was at Devilman

I bet if we surveyed 100 randoms off the street and asked what they thought double dipping was, most would think it was a sex thing. I bet it is as well.

Sex on the brain you have

It is also a sex thing.

Hah! Take that you doubters. I've not read that link yet, is it something weird? Don't tell me!

Because you don't fancy Sylvester Stallone?

You know you want to... You cannot resieeeeeest.

I wish I hadn't now actually.

Aw it wasn't too bad actually. Ah well, at least now I know I'm not perverted.

did I lose a post? or am I losing my marbles?

Good to know my sperm wasn't being blocked.

Screw the carton, go straight for the cow.



Crazy Americans!

I worry about the first person to discover the drinkability* of cows milk.

* - Not that I think it's drinkable, It's pretty vile.

I chucked a whole tub of my chocolate ice cream when someone double-dipped it. Cost me about a fiver, that. It's daft, but I can't share food or drink.

Someone dipped their tortilla chips in your ice-cream?

This thread just gets weirder.

This is not intended to gross you out but apparently those who do share things and are grubby tend to have far stronger immune systems.

I was reading about it a few weeks ago and found an article that said that people who eat their bogeys have very strong immune systems due to bacteria getting caught in the snot and then being like an anti biotic.

Yes I know it's absolutely revolting but it does kinda make sense.

Oh god. That doesn't bear thinking about. Except it does.

Imagine people scooping huge things out of their nostrils and into their mouths, or sneezing violently and then licking the tissues. And then proudly declaring 'I'm healthy!'

That's possibly the worst thing since those women who let their babies be 'natural' and crawl around without diapers, spraying orangey-green shit and stinking widdle everywhere.