Finding my Goddess

MaliA · **Posted:** Sat Aug 08, 2009 8:43

http://www.findingmygoddess.com/

Aiming high, I think.

Actually, I think he's a bit special.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8655

Isn't that Alf from Home & Away?

Edit - Clearly not if you click on the link.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:01

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Currently spend an additional 30 hours per week drafting complex legal documents for numerous attorney clients. I do this legal work in the capacity of a spiritual missionary for the purpose of spreading Light within the legal system (which desperately needs Light). I am not an attorney, but could readily pass the bar exam.

GazChap · **Posted:** Sat Aug 08, 2009 19:25

Joans wrote:

Isn't that Alf from Home & Away?

First thing I thought of, too.

Strewth, Ailsa.

Pod · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2568

Nah, Alf looks like a liver-spotted corpse these days.

"Flamin' galah!"

TheAlbin0Kid · **Posted:** Sun Aug 09, 2009 1:39

I'm worried that you found that

Lol @ having a table of contents though :nerd:

Pod · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2568

"My special party trick is turning my lower eyelids inside-out"
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sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

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I will be generous, giving the Goddess I seek 100% legal control over an appropriate portion of the anticipated wealth.

Oh, he'll find his goddess alright. She'll completely make him her bitch, milk him dry, and have him thank her for the privilege. And good luck to her, frankly.

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

If I could be arsed I would make a parody of this site, ripping the format, but just call it "Finding my hawt slut", and brag about being unemployed and lazy.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26065

Just to update this fairytale, Mark has now found his goddess, but is taking 'back-up replies'.

Phew, the ladies of the world breath a sigh of relief that there is still a chance that the conniving *@%$& that has won this glorious man might not live up to his expectations and that we might still be chosen!

kalmar · **Posted:** Tue Sep 08, 2009 18:49

Oh the... Heh!

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

Pics or it didn't happen

metalangel · **Posted:** Tue Sep 08, 2009 20:22

Be Excellent To Each Other

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