Be Excellent To Each Other

Hello folks! It's voting time again. We'll be doing everything the same as last time, as that seemed to work out pretty well. You'll vote for 3 mods out of the applicants, then PM those choices to 3 vote counters, who will tally the results.

The timeframe will be:

Now->6th Sep - Applications
7th Sep - 20th Sep - Vote
27th Sep - New Mods in

So, in this thread please, we would like applications for the next set of Mods, as well as volunteers for votecounters (Grim... will be one of the votecounters, and he'll pick two volunteers - otherwise we'll end up having elections for votecounters, then elections for people to count the votes for that election........)

So, make yourself known in this thread please, and please make clear whether you are applying for Mod, or volunteering to count votes. Nobody who applies to be a Mod can be a vote counter, for obvious reasons.

Applicants
MrDavPaz
TheAlbin0Kid
Runcle
myp
Kalmar
Craster

Counting Volunteers
markh
kovacsC
Dimrill
TheVision
Wogan'sTrouserBulge

ME! I'll be Mod!

PICK ME!

Finally a chance to lead you all out of the darkness and into the light. Make me a moderator now please.

I'll count if needed, as I have no 'allegiences' and I owe this place something for all the tech support (and amusement)!

I am happy to be a votecounter

Howay I'll try my hand at doing this modding stuff.

I would like to stand for re-election, if I may.

I don't want to stand but I'd just like to say I'm happy with the current mods, especially Craster and Kalmar.

I think all three have been shit. And that admin chap.

That John Virgo stunt double is too far up his own arse.

Who is the other one anyway?

I don't mind counting. I've got my cock out just in case I have to count to 11.

There's a third mod?

Just their fluffer.

You're not making me flounce, no matter how hard you try.

*blushes*

Oh go on then, I'd like to remain a mod I suppose.

Throws into the ring

oh

Gosh darn it, I didn't realise I'd have to fight off EXISTING mods

This is how dangerous dynasties are formed! Don't go down that road... vote Albin0Kid!!!1! That 3rd mod who nobody remembers, get rid of him... it might be Pol Pot. It might not be, but is that a chance you really want to take?

I thought the consensus was not to bother with mod votes ever again as they're tedious and pointless?

Aw, Z

I'm in.

[vote:Lord Mandelson]

Whoh. We can't just decide that. We need an election, with flouncing.

No, it wasn't.

Now dance for me.

*Puts £100 on Chinny being pipped*

We also need a more complicated voting system. I think we should introduce proportional representation.

I would like to be represented by Craster's left leg.

And he didn't notice?

I thought it was decided...

IT'S MY TURN.

I'M TELLING GRIM...

I'd really quite like to see a massive temper strop and flouncing, but without another one of these bothersome elections.

(Not that I've noticed much mod action other than splitting things out from bits and bobs, which I like - and that's probably how it should be).

You're... A sausage?

*eats fist*

With a bit of string tied round it?

Wow... This came around quick! Maybe because we spent sooooo long flouncing a couple of months ago!

Although I would like to stand for mod, I don't think I'm around enough so therefore...

I vote myself as a vote counter!!

I SAID I wanted to be a mod from the very moment I signed up, I believe that is legally binding. You are OBLIGED to make me a moderator, or I will flounce!

I see a win/win scenario in our collective future.

I'll count if we haven't had enough counters yet!

Go on then... shorty!

He's ticking all the right boxes for me.

We could always bring back the photography challenge, as that became SRS BZNS & was awesome for strops.

Come to think of it we did, but Chinny hasn't decided on a winner yet

This collective future of win is what I would bring to the position though. You can have the short-term joy of me flouncing a little bit, or you can have a lifetime's (if you die in the next 6 months or whatever) joy of messageboard perma-win by voting me in. I am trusting to your foresight here, do not fail me!

Is there any way we can have both? I am a Modern Voter, and therefore demanding beyond my worth.

Nobody with less than 6000 posts should be a moderator.

Fewer.

Fewer with less than 6000 posts should be a moderator.

You can pretend that you're not going to vote for me so that I flounce, and then actually vote me in and hope I am not too soured by your previous behaviour that I have gone all Sith by the time I take my throne position.

And chinny has just lost his right to vote through that ghastly grammatical boob.

Nobody with a quantity of posts smaller than 8700 should be a moderator.

For decree re: chinny, read also re: Nikachu.

Can we Nominate other people?