Bits and Bobs X

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

So any way;

Is it just me or are the BBC becoming less impartial and more sensationalist every day?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/8116638.stm

The headline reads " Tobin 'joked while digging grave' ".

No, he fucking didn't. The neighbour who was talking to him whilst he was digging cracked the joke. It says in the story. They seem to think that putting 'quotation marks' around something is a licence to say whatever the fuck they like.

Er, not that I'm sticking up for the evil bloke who buried a young lass in his garden or anything.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 16:59

Baskerville Old face
Snowcaps
Basic Sans
Accord Heavy

These fonts, I need them.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Wahoo! X is cemented as the NEW Bits and Bobs. I feel special!

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 17:01

jonarob wrote:

Yes?

Making a new thread before page 100 has been reached in the old thread is the behaviour of a BOUNDER and a CAD.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 17:02

Kovacs: if you're at all bothered by this massive miscarriage of justice, I can lock this thread and let you start a new one. If not, carry on.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 17:03

myp wrote:

Kovacs: if you're at all bothered by this massive miscarriage of justice, I can lock this thread and let you start a new one. If not, carry on.

Not really bothered.. If it makes him happy

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 17:05

Many of our forefathers died in the great forum spat of 2008 to bring you these privileges and honourable traditions, and you're "not really bothered"?!!

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 17:07

kalmar wrote:

Many of our forefathers died in the great forum spat of 2008 to bring you these privileges an honourable traditions, and you're "not really bothered"?!!

Does it need to be locked and restarted..

Jonarob will always be known as the cheat and bounder

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Obligatory picture of Mickey Quinn:

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 17:46

I'm just gratful that I don't have to see a thread with "Malicious Afterthought is sexy" every day.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 17:56

Mr Dave wrote:

I'm just gratful that I don't have to see a thread with "Malicious Afterthought is sexy" every day.

I know. After the Iran elections I can't bear to see any more blatant untruths.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

myp wrote:

Kovacs: if you're at all bothered by this massive miscarriage of justice, I can lock this thread and let you start a new one. If not, carry on.

Not really bothered.. If it makes him happy

ACTUALLY, it was on page 100 when I created it, but then for some reason it went back to 99 very briefly (like 30 seconds), then went to 100 again. So, TECHNICALLY, I'm in good standing.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 18:56

Helen's out for the evening learning Tae Bo on a trampoline with her sister. How that works I have no idea.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14524

jonarob wrote:

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

myp wrote:

Kovacs: if you're at all bothered by this massive miscarriage of justice, I can lock this thread and let you start a new one. If not, carry on.

Not really bothered.. If it makes him happy

ACTUALLY, it was on page 100 when I created it, but then for some reason it went back to 99 very briefly (like 30 seconds), then went to 100 again. So, TECHNICALLY, I'm in good standing.

It will probably have been the breakout of the chair and desk stuff , i thought it was a sneeky way to keep the last B&B running longer :-)

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 20:23

This just made me laugh.
Flying troll bat

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

If Greenpeace are going to put a spokesman on Newsnight, perhaps they should make sure that he doesn't have the voice of a 12 year old and brushes his hair before he goes on TV.

That is all.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:00

Mate of mine is going to hosipital over teh weekend to have half his lung removed due to cancer. I'm trying to decide if it's "off" to ask for my DvDs back...

myp · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:01

jonarob wrote:

So, TECHNICALLY, I'm in good standing.

No you're not. The time-honoured* tradition is for the first person to post on page 100 to create the new thread. So basically you pissed on Kovacs' chips.

*Since BnB7

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Ah right. Didn't know about that.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:24

I shall make everything right with the world.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:26

myp wrote:

I shall make everything right with the world.

You were decent enough off the mark getting rid of Jade.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:47

Anyone need new clothes?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0316569118

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

MaliA wrote:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190316569118

Is there a hilarious punchline I'm missing, or just a lame gag about a lowcut top?

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:04

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

MaliA wrote:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190316569118

Is there a hilarious punchline I'm missing, or just a lame gag about a lowcut top?

It amused me this morning, the "suitable for funeral or interview" Mr GrumpyShoes.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

STOMPY BOOTS only work if there's actually a joke to STOMP on, of course.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:07

It amused me as using tits to sell a V neck top "suitable for a funeral or interview" for 90 sheets makes me smile.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

It is vaguely amusing. But only vaguely so, which is why I thought I must have missed something.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:11

Sky installed.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:12

What's the joke then?

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:13

No real joke, it just amused me fr the reasons outlined above.

:titler:

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

myp wrote:

What's the joke then?

It costs at least £15 a month & there's still nothing on?

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

MaliA wrote:

Sky installed.

You are now officially a pikey. I have some pot holes in my driveway so could you come and poorly repair them and then steal my lawn mower?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:22

MaliA wrote:

No real joke, it just amused me fr the reasons outlined above.

:titler:

Shakespeare is funnier than you.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:33

man gave me HD lead for eggbox.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:54

Oh it is my thread now

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

I don't like the fact that you're now taking credit for my FUCKING AWESOME subheading. It should be changed to whatever Kovacs comes up with.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

jonarob wrote:

I don't like the fact that you're now taking credit for my FUCKING AWESOME subheading. It should be changed to whatever Kovacs comes up with.

I think we used that subheading for B&B3 or 4.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:00

chinnyhill10 wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Sky installed.

You are now officially a pikey. I have some pot holes in my driveway so could you come and poorly repair them and then steal my lawn mower?

As I said in te SKY thread, I'm none to happy with it, but as it's cheaper than the other deal we were on, it's something that has to be suffered. Anyway, the Pro Bull Riding 2009 championship is on the telly now, so I'm off to watch that.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Craster wrote:

jonarob wrote:

I don't like the fact that you're now taking credit for my FUCKING AWESOME subheading. It should be changed to whatever Kovacs comes up with.

I think we used that subheading for B&B3 or 4.

BS!

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kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:14

Bits & Bobs X
1000 pages of shite.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:14

jonarob wrote:

I don't like the fact that you're now taking credit for my FUCKING AWESOME subheading. It should be changed to whatever Kovacs comes up with.

Not a great sub title... infact it is quite embarrassing, to be linked to me

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

jonarob wrote:

I don't like the fact that you're now taking credit for my FUCKING AWESOME subheading. It should be changed to whatever Kovacs comes up with.

Not a great sub title... infact it is quite embarrassing, to be linked to me

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffff.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

jonarob wrote:

BS!

Yeah, It was. I just wanted to see if I could make you go and dig out all the old B&B threads. My work here is done.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:17

jonarob wrote:

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

jonarob wrote:

I don't like the fact that you're now taking credit for my FUCKING AWESOME subheading. It should be changed to whatever Kovacs comes up with.

Not a great sub title... infact it is quite embarrassing, to be linked to me

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffff.

Changed.. happy now :DD

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

?!!?

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Craster wrote:

jonarob wrote:

BS!

Yeah, It was. I just wanted to see if I could make you go and dig out all the old B&B threads. My work here is done.

Because of YOU, some really important Pay Per Click work stuff has been put back by five minutes. I hope you're happy.

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:24

From today's 'Times':

< http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/b ... 571617.ece >

Quote:

“They asked me if I knew about alcohol restriction zones and I said I didn’t,” said Mr Travis, a tennis coach. “They said, ‘We have to stop people who we think are drinking, not just drunk’. I pointed out that the cans were not even open, and they said that didn’t matter because they thought I was going to drink them in a public place. They asked me to pour it down the drain.”

Frankly, I'm unsurprised. Give people arbitary powers, and they will be used.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Annoyance of the day - people who call themselves by their initials. "AJ" is not your name, you tit, unless you really are a white Afrikaans rapper in your spare time.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

Top Cat thinks you're a cock.

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