Be Excellent To Each Other

Sounds pretty fair.

This is all true.

Back then, maybe.

I might put these up in the factory.

Shame there's no Polish translation...

I'm going to put them up in my factory (employees: 1 woman).

It's political correctness gone mad.

The nanny state telling us how to behave around women! It wasn't like this during the war!

...Oh...

Who's Beex's Trained Woman Councellor, by the way? Is it Dimrill?

Who is the spelling and grammar counsellor? ;-)

Everyone thinks they are

pretty sure they are actually hateful cunts

I think kalmar's sentence is correct, isn't it?

As long as they know their limits, I can tolerate them in the work place.

I hope you don't indulge in horseplay Zardoz. That can resent that.

He's got me, there's only one space after the question mark. I typed two of them though.

That's the stupidest rule ever though.

I thought you had a nice, new, nubile creature on the go?

Councellor isn't a word though. The options are either councillor or, more appropriate in this case, counsellor.

That's still a wip.

Oh.

Kinky.

Yes, women are indeed teachable; they make most excellent, attentive students in my experience. Fnarr fnarr!

Can you teach them to do BeeX WeeX?

Invite her to the forum.

So it's Craster then is it? Or is he just the counsellor / councillor specialist?

Who does there, their, they're, apostrophe catastrophes and effect / affect?

This rather suggests that the employers' approach to chaps was:



Don't tell the bastard anything about what he's supposed to be doing or where he fits in, and then yell at him when he fucks everything up.

Make sure to place him on the machine he is least familiar with and which is likely to cause the most horrific injury possible when he inevitably makes a mistake. And then yell at him for making a mess with his dismembered limbs.

Ensure that his working environment is cold, damp noisey and unpleasant. And yell at him.

Supervise by either (a) ignoring him or (b) yelling at him randomly.

Hilariously attach his tie to the lathe.

Yell at him.

When he does a good job, find whatever fault you can and yell at him about it until even you've forgotten what he did right.

If he has problems with work, sack him. And then yell at him.



Oh, hang on.

Erm, that wasn't quite what I had in mind... I now feel like the naughty kid who's been sent to the headmaster for failing to do his homework.

(You don't really want me to do it, do you...? You just know it'll be both shite and innaccurate; I've not even been around much this last week)

Oi, there's nowt wrong wi' my apostrophes, y'bugger.

...

Haha!

I didn't say there was. It was more of a general question. As a Scotsman you must have to use the apostrophe regularly in speech!

Kalmar is more of an Oxford comma man.

Anyway, back to the womens.

Oxford commas read logically to me. Also, I have no idea why that picture relates to women, kalmar, but it is great.

I switch between Oxford and non-Oxford commas depending on how the sentence reads. Sometimes an added comma improves readability quite considerably.

Pfft. I don't know; you lot, honestly.

One minute we're talking about women, next thing it's bleedin' Oxford commas and apostrophes. And VW camper vans.
Meh. Can someone post some piccies of nice, fulsome breasts to get this thread back on track please?

D'OH!

(Mind you, that'll do, Doc. I've started to think about curry now, so that's a result! )

I don't pretend to be an expert, but I'll have a go. *Warms hands* Right, where do they keep their winkies?

I can't stop thinking about you either x
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Ugh. There's no need for the nuclear option, man.

Whenever Oxford Comma is mentioned, that's what I think of. But I'm getting Morris Oxford and Commer van mixed up, so just forget it OK.

Am I too late for the party?
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Not at all, there's enough soul for everyone.
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Up their sleevies!

fix

You're mixing with the wrong women, mate.

In other news, here's a picture of the lovely Cameron Diaz in a bathing suit:

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_mov ... g_suit.jpg

Mmmm, Cameron Diaz. Yes. Always a total sucker for tall, leggy blondes, me. 'Phwoar wot a stunna' etc., should redress the balance here somewhat.

Nice one Cavey, thread was in danger of getting patronising and sexist there

I didn't think it was patronising, what's wrong with saying Cameron Diaz is a stunningly beautiful woman in my opinion?
Shit, anyway, women absolutely love to be told that they're gorgeous, in my experience.