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 Post subject: Review Tales of Monkey Island Episode 1 for me
PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:06 
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Just got review code for this, anyone wanna review it for me?

Embargo is July 7th, so if you could get it done by then, that would be excellent. Preferable the review would be done by someone who has played the other games in the series.


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Sweet, pm'd.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:26 
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 Post subject: Re: Review Tales of Monkey Island Episode 1 for me
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when is it out on PC??

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 Post subject: Re: Review Tales of Monkey Island Episode 1 for me
PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:56 
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Oh! Is there a subtitle? I'm on my iPhone so I can't se it.


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Oh! Is there a subtitle? I'm on my iPhone so I can't se it.

No, but it's only out on Wii and PC, and I have neither. :P

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So far: Cor... :luv:

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Oh! Is there a subtitle? I'm on my iPhone so I can't se it.

Hey Doc you must be off your face now after dropping that 'e' LOLZOIDZ

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The trailer on rockpapershotgun sure looks shit


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So far: Cor... :luv:


Really? I was sure it was going to be terrible - I didn't find the Sam & Max new episodes that funny at all.

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I didn't find the Sam & Max new episodes that funny at all.

I did. Which reminds me...

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 Post subject: Re: Review Tales of Monkey Island Episode 1 for me
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Dimrill wrote:
So far: Cor... :luv:


Embargo Dimrill, Embargo.


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 Post subject: Re: Review Tales of Monkey Island Episode 1 for me
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There's a Dimrill Embargo on? Fuck. I thought there was only a Largo Embargo on.

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I think they drink it in the congo.


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 Post subject: Re: Review Tales of Monkey Island Episode 1 for me
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Yeah, try not to say anything about it until the embargo lifts. What you said so far is fine, but nothing that gives away any more than that please


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 Post subject: Re: Review Tales of Monkey Island Episode 1 for me
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On a similar note has one played the zombie cow point and clicks?

I played their free one 'Ben There, Done That' and enjoyed it muchly and recommend it to everyone.

http://www.zombie-cow.com/

They've got a new one out for 3 quid, and its got a 9/10 on eurogamer so I think Ill be buying that later if I dont go out and get shitfaced.


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Well duuurrrr

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Go on Dimrill, break the embargo. Break it Break it Break it! Don't let the man hold you down! BREAK IT!!!!


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 Post subject: Re: Review Tales of Monkey Island Episode 1 for me
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I'M STAMPING ON IT BUT IT WON'T SNAP!

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 Post subject: Re: Review Tales of Monkey Island Episode 1 for me
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Wait a minute, this could be Up To Jump's first exclusive! Write a good review, and stick it on UTJ before the embargo, then write any old shit for Lewie later! A victimless crime!


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 Post subject: Re: Review Tales of Monkey Island Episode 1 for me
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Right, I've got his bra and wig.. what nexT?!?

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Is this the Largo Embargo?


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 Post subject: Re: Review Tales of Monkey Island Episode 1 for me
PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 21:54 
Lice, rat, etc....

Spit...

Voodoo lady shamelessly stolen by pirates of the carribean... etc...


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Is this the Largo Embargo?


Already done that joke. -5million somethings.

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 Post subject: Re: Review Tales of Monkey Island Episode 1 for me
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myp wrote:
Is this the Largo Embargo?


Already done that joke. -5million somethings.

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 Post subject: Re: Review Tales of Monkey Island Episode 1 for me
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Can we read the review yet?


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 Post subject: Re: Review Tales of Monkey Island Episode 1 for me
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If it was written. :shame:

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 Post subject: Re: Review Tales of Monkey Island Episode 1 for me
PostPosted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:36 
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review a go go

http://savygamer.co.uk/2009/07/tales-of ... -pack.html


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 Post subject: Re: Review Tales of Monkey Island Episode 1 for me
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good review. I'm definitely going to get it, but I'm not sure whether to wait to buy the whole series in one go.

Do we know when the wii version is out?


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Here's hoping for an XBLA port when the whole lot is done. Does anyone know why Sam and Max took so long?

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 Post subject: Re: Review Tales of Monkey Island Episode 1 for me
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Nice review, Dimmers!


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 Post subject: Re: Review Tales of Monkey Island Episode 1 for me
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Good review, but would've been better with an appearance from Guybrush the Salmon.

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myp wrote:
Good review, but would've been better with an appearance from Guybrush the Salmon.
Hah! Perhaps in the extended Director's Cut UpToJump remix?


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Hah! Perhaps in the extended Director's Cut UpToJump remix?

I doubt it. LewieP makes us sign our lives away an exclusivity deal when sending the games out.

Has anyone here read my Legends of WrestleMania review on SG?!

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 Post subject: Re: Review Tales of Monkey Island Episode 1 for me
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First Impressions:

The graphics are ok. The characters aren't that good but the scenery is awesome. Flotsam Island reminds me a lot of the first island on wind waker (and that was the remark my girlfriend did when she was passing by and saw me playing), which can be only a good thing.

The writing is average. For me the problem is that the game tries to hard to be funny all the time. Sometimes it succeeds, but most of the time doesn't.

Puzzles have been quite easy, but i don't like obscure puzzles in adventures so that's ok.

All in all, it's been enjoyable but not a classic.


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Thanks yous. I haven't been myself over the last few days, so the review isn't really "me" enough. Maybe the rest of the series will improve once I run out of ways of comparing it to previous MIs and S&M. Plus LewP gave me the green light for pictoral reviews if I wanna.

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Dimrill wrote:
Thanks yous. I haven't been myself over the last few days, so the review isn't really "me" enough. Maybe the rest of the series will improve once I run out of ways of comparing it to previous MIs and S&M. Plus LewP gave me the green light for pictoral reviews if I wanna.

I just thought you'd purposefully toned your humour down for a different audience, that's all. It's still good writing, though.

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