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Dimrill
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Post subject: Paging Mr Chris, Hugh Hefner needs a lawyer. Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 19:20 |
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Joined: 27th Mar, 2008 Posts: 27023 Location: Felelagedge Wedgebarge, The River Tib
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http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/09/reincarna ... 3-billion/Quote: A woman possessed by the "most beautifulest angel lusefer" and claims to be the "reincarnation of Venus Aphrodite Demilo" has filed a $3 billion lawsuit against Hugh Hefner, suing him for ... well ... it's nearly impossible to tell.
Sheri Allred -- who also calls herself "the biggest hat in the world" -- claims Hefner is a member of a pedophile organization and once hid under her bed when she was five-years-old in order to do naughty things to her.
Have a read of the claim itself.
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GovernmentYard
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Post subject: Re: Paging Mr Chris, Hugh Hefner needs a lawyer. Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 22:12 |
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Post subject: Re: Paging Mr Chris, Hugh Hefner needs a lawyer. Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 22:28 |
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INFINITE POWAH |
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Fuck Hugh - I want to argue *her* case in court. Awesome.
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Cras
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Post subject: Re: Paging Mr Chris, Hugh Hefner needs a lawyer. Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 22:42 |
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Awesome. Quote: since I am a hat Yes, yes you are.
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