Rubbish siblings

Zen-Chan · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 326

Based on an entertaining discussion today at work, who are some of your favourite (in the sense of they are so heroically rubbish) siblings of famous people that have tried to make it in the same field as their talented relation. Bonus points if they have a rubbish forename, too.

Examples such as:

Don Swayze (such legendary acting credits as "Prison Officer #2" and "tattooed man")
Jamie Murray (Andy Murray's older, clumsier, less talented brother who only plays doubles tennis because he can't qualify at singles level)
Paul Terry (while little brother John earns £135'000 a week at Chelsea, he scrambles around lower league English clubs)
Frank Stallone (Frank Stallone)

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

Casey Affleck did the film about Madie McCann before it happened.

Edit: "Gone baby gone"

Hugh · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 18:28

Paul 'Pathetic' Ross

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 18:28

Beau Bridges, Jeff's untalented brother.

RuySan · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3542

LewieP wrote:

Casey Affleck did the film about Madie McCann before it happened.

Edit: "Gone baby gone"

He was quite good in Jesse James. In fact Jesse James is better than any movie his brother starred in, so i wouldn't call him rubbish.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 18:30

Sir Hugh wrote:

Paul 'Pathetic' Ross

Good call. Fans can still get this from Amazon though.

devilman · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 18:33

Only one I can think of is Mimi Mcpherson, younger sister of Elle who has done some modelling but the only reason I know of her is that there was some leaked home porn movie of her. Assuming it was her anyway - can't say I've seen it.

Following the Wiki page on her, I found this pic of her though

which is frankly terrifying.

(I should point out that she doesn't have a rubbish forename before I get lynched)

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 18:34

... the eyes.......

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 18:34

Daniiiiii Minogue
Take your pick out of Michael Douglas's siblings

Bluecup · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 925

Jim Hanks, younger bother of Tom Hanks

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0360028/

Although hasn't done that bad. A lot of voice over work in place of Tom.

TheVision · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 18:39

I've always considered Alan White (former drummer of Oasis) to be rubbish compared to his brother Steve (plays with Paul Weller a lot!)

But he's not as much a drop out as the rest of the people in this thread..

But seriously, Dannii Minogue is ace compared to Kylie! :hat:

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 18:41

TheVision wrote:

But seriously, Dannii Minogue is ace compared to Kylie! :hat:

Amazing piercing eyes. Imagine them boring into you while she's bouncing around on top.

You know, trying to get your coffin lid to shut back up and stuff.... happens all the time.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 18:42

TheVision wrote:

I've always considered Alan White (former drummer of Oasis) to be rubbish compared to his brother Steve (plays with Paul Weller a lot!)

But he's not as much a drop out as the rest of the people in this thread..

But seriously, Dannii Minogue is ace compared to Kylie! :hat:

Yeah? Well, I've met them both and you're so wrong MrChris is feeling threatened.

Hugh · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 18:49

Most, if not all, of the Baldwins.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Sir Hugh wrote:

Most, if not all, of the Baldwins.

Plissken · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 19:22

DBSnappa wrote:

Take your pick out of Michael Douglas's siblings

<possibly apocryphal story>

One of Michael Douglas' brothers (I'll call him Eric) fancied himself as a bit of a standup. He came over to the UK to do a set and was dying on his arse. Some hecklers got involved and he said "you can't do this to me, I'm Eric Douglas".

Quick as a flash, people began standing up saying "I'm Eric Douglas!" "No I'm Eric Douglas!"

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 19:32

Amusingly, Jim Hanks played Turner in that episode of Scrubs when Turk and JD were messing with the board to get Turner and Hooch to do surgery together.

Hugh · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 19:34

Clive Gandhi

Hugh · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 19:34

That one may or may not have been made up.

Plissken · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 19:35

Sir Hugh wrote:

Clive Gandhi

And his brother, Andy.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 19:37

That's slander.

Plissken · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 19:37

Sophie Allsopp.

The rules for shagging her would be exactly like the reason she got her telly career. Looks the same, sounds the same, but you know you are only going through with it because her sister isn't available.

Hugh · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 19:37

Angela Hitler

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 19:39

Sir Hugh wrote:

Angela Hitler

I didn't realise you'd met my fiancée...

Hugh · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 19:39

I meet a lot of fiancées.

Hugh · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 19:40

Prince Harry, obv.

Hugh · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 19:41

Plissken · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 19:42

Linda Hamiltons twin sister.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 19:44

Plissken wrote:

Linda Hamiltons twin sister.

Christine?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 19:45

The Cheeky Girls. Both of them. Especially the one who isn't shagging Lemsip OPEC. But especially both of them.

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

My Sister doesn't even have a blog, she just works at M&S.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Wed Jun 17, 2009 20:06

Ha! How could I forget the inimitable Ralf Schumacher!

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Plissken wrote:

Linda Hamiltons twin sister.

Forum goes all wavey:

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

Danii Minogue - never seen the point.

Ralf Schumacher

Jake Gyllenhaal - We've got Maggie, we don't need you.

Bradley Wright-Phillips

Fashanu. Take your pick.

Rob Zombie's Little Brother, from out of Rob Zombie's Little Brother's band.

Brother Beyond (But not Twisted Sister)

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

I don't know which of the Bedingfield's to say is the worse one.

Zen-Chan · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 326

GovernmentYard wrote:

Bradley Wright-Phillips

Ah, yes - a classic example.

As for Powerman 5000 (Rob Zombie's brother's band), I actually saw them about ten years ago supporting Pantera. They were awful.

Nemmie · **Joined:** 13th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 1643

Phil Neville
Jack Charlton

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:38

Zen-Chan wrote:

Based on an entertaining discussion today at work, who are some of your favourite (in the sense of they are so heroically rubbish) siblings of famous people that have tried to make it in the same field as their talented relation. Bonus points if they have a rubbish forename, too.

Examples such as:

Don Swayze (such legendary acting credits as "Prison Officer #2" and "tattooed man")
Jamie Murray (Andy Murray's older, clumsier, less talented brother who only plays doubles tennis because he can't qualify at singles level)
Paul Terry (while little brother John earns £135'000 a week at Chelsea, he scrambles around lower league English clubs)
Frank Stallone (Frank Stallone)

In fairness to Jamie Murray, at least he's won a Grand Slam Title, at Wimbledon too!

myp · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:05

Neil Young, AFC Bournemouth right-back for 12 years, brother of Villa's Luke. Oh, and Jack Charlton.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Which of the Baldwins is the successful one?

RuySan · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3542

GovernmentYard wrote:

Jake Gyllenhaal - We've got Maggie, we don't need you.

Jake was ok in zodiac and brokeback mountain. Maggie is ugly and annoying. Can't believe they chose her to play katie holmes in the dark knight.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:49

Mr Chris wrote:

Which of the Baldwins is the successful one?

Mike

Malc · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:49

The Man Corr

Malc

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:51

Most of the Jackson family.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38649

Eric Roberts.

Jamie Lynn Spears

Jeff Christ

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:27

RuySan wrote:

GovernmentYard wrote:

Jake Gyllenhaal - We've got Maggie, we don't need you.

Jake was ok in zodiac and brokeback mountain. Maggie is ugly and annoying. Can't believe they chose her to play katie holmes in the dark knight.

You take that the hell back! She's absolutely gorgeous!

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:27

Gordon Freeman.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:34

Curiosity wrote:

You take that the hell back! She's absolutely gorgeous!

She so incredibly isn't.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:38

Malabar Front wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

You take that the hell back! She's absolutely gorgeous!

She so incredibly isn't.

I think you've said that about every famous attractive actress that has been mentioned in the past week!

You're both wrong. Very wrong.

RuySan · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3542

Curiosity wrote:

Malabar Front wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

You take that the hell back! She's absolutely gorgeous!

She so incredibly isn't.

I think you've said that about every famous attractive actress that has been mentioned in the past week!

You're both wrong. Very wrong.

Only you and Joker find her pretty. Even batman lost interest in her when he saw that she was way uglier in the second film.

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