Be Excellent To Each Other

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/8132642.stm

Now excuse me, but if the neighbours who are so shocked are so familiar with this lady, didn't they wonder why they hadn't seen her FOR FIVE YEARS!

Don't forget the maggots dropping through the ceiling to the flat below.

Perhaps they're just shocked at their own obliviousness? "With this disturbing discovery my wife and I are both shocked to realise that we're oblivious dullards of the highest order. And we have no sense of smell." I wish there'd be a statement like that one day. C'mon, someone...

'Miss Marple type'

Genius!

I dread to think how many milk bottles must've built up on the doorstep.

(Seriously though, if you were those neighbours you'd surely keep schtum? It's a bit embarrassing to say you hadn't checked in for 5 bleedin' years. Unless we're talking Suffolk here).

Well going by the mountain of Capital Direct credit card offers, quite a bit.

This is a sad story but having lived in tenement flats I can't say I am surprised. I always said hello to neighbours in passing but I never really got past that with any of them. I've always wished I lve somewhere I could be closer to my neighbours but in reality, these days it doesn't happen.

So if I lived next door you'd only say hello?! YOU COW!

If you lived next door sweetheart I would never have to move again

Also, I'm a kickass cook and my friends tend to be my guineau pigs so you and your missus would be loving it.

So you'd serve us hay and carrots for tea?! YOU MONSTER!

but you would have as much water as you could drink from a wee bottle poked through the wall of the cage I would keep you in.

This is like Josef Fritzl all over again.

Except with nicer wallpaper.

And I'm guessing less of the forced sex

Malc

Mmmm. Lays.

Putting the semen back in basement.