CVF renamed to Queen Elizabeth Class

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:52

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_Eliz ... ft_carrier

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Let's hope Capita don't get to work on its systems, eh?

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:55

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:00

He means EDF. It's a TWE.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Well no, it was Capita that buggered up the last big military contract, wasn't it?

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:04

kalmar wrote:

He means EDF. It's a TWE.

What has an electiricity company got to do with anything

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:09

Craster wrote:

Well no, it was Capita that buggered up the last big military contract, wasn't it?

I had never heard of them, according to their web site they are the largest UKs outsourcers... ooh..

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Craster wrote:

Well no, it was Capita that buggered up the last big military contract, wasn't it?

Yeah, I thought so.

On the safe side we'd better keep EDS away from it too.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:19

Mr Chris wrote:

Craster wrote:

Well no, it was Capita that buggered up the last big military contract, wasn't it?

Yeah, I thought so.

On the safe side we'd better keep EDS away from it too.

maybe

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:22

"Despite the concerns of some engineers, SMCS-NG was created as a port to Microsoft Windows of the SMCS infrastructure and applications, a move which some commentators have termed "Windows for Warships". The UK's Defence Ministry later gave assurances, through questions in the UK parliament,[12][13] that this is a low risk use of Microsoft Windows. "

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

"Red 2 cleared for take off. Prepare catapult. Abort launch - Blue Screen of Death Error."

Plissken · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:28

"You appear to be attacking a foreign country. Would you like help with that?"

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:32

Plissken wrote:

"You appear to be attacking a foreign country. Would you like help with that?"

Launch the roflcopters

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:33

They avoided Macs as they couldn't afford issuing black polo necks to the entire Navy.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:34

Brings new meaning to the term 'fatal systems error'.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

""Air defence" not a recognised phrase."
"Gah! Reset to UK settings!"

Plissken · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:39

"Fire all missiles at the target"
"Yes sir.. firing.... Blue Screen of Death, sir."
"For Gods sake man, they may be the enemy, but we treat them with some respect."

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:57

Windows has detected new hardware: AAX-400 Anti Aircraft Gun. Would you like to search for driver software?

myp · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:02

STOP 0x00000009: IRQL_NOT_GREATER_OR_EQUAL
Windows cannot find the file specified: c:\windows\system32\nuclearmissiles.dll

metalangel · **Posted:** Thu Jun 25, 2009 18:19

"Vampire! Vampire! Activate Phalanx point defense systems!"
*You do not have sufficient access privileges to do so*
*KABOOM*

Anyone else think the pivoting rear exhaust on the F-35B looks like a flaccid penis?

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