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JohnCoffey
 Post subject: Help me do. Need a company name.
PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 15:08 
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My friend asked me thismorning to help him come up with a name for a removal company.

I have had a brain fart, and even though I quite liked We Haul he said that people wouldn't get it.

So ideas please. :)

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The Rev Owen
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kalmar
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JohnCoffey
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The Rev Owen wrote:
We Like To Move It, Move It Ltd.


I said that !!! He doesn't like it. And, apparently there's a company called move it.

TBH he'll probably end up going for a pikey name. I suggested Fat Boy Removals which is perfectly apt, seeing as he's 6'10 and weighs about 24 stone, and even though we pissed ourselves laughing he didn't want that either. Shame, because I could have done him a brilliant logo for the vans !

Sadly he doesn't understand the If they're happy and laughing they will find the way to their wallets quicker philosophy as he's never worked in sales. I mean, you'd have kids waving and everything and they certainly wouldn't forget it in a hurry. I also explained that when people see something funny like that they're highly likely to google it when they get home.

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JohnCoffey
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We haul ass so you don't have to.


:DD

Suggestion sent. Fucking brilliant :D

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You can trade as that for a bit then get loads of free publicity when that cunt Stelios comes after you.

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Nice !

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Smoove Move


Like it, short and swift and clean sounding.

Dimrill wrote:
Like Burglars, But Not.


*chortles loudly*

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For fi dollar? :D

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I like that one


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Just spoke to him.. Apparently there's already a smooth moves, but no smoove moves. So we're looking into that.

Likes Donkey Removal Co. and Angels. So those are the three front runners atm :)

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