Big Brother Thread

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

AS ever, here we bloody go.

I wouldn't miss the first episode. I probably won't watch any after that, but the belm parade is upon us and being nasty about the inmates is fun.

On we go...

Cpt_Droman · **Joined:** 12th May, 2009 **Posts:** 597

Banned from playing the Xbox on the big telly for that very reason. Still, chinese food on the way and my beer is in the fridge.....if you can't beat them....

Malc · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 20:54

Pauline watches this, I typically watch the first episode, catch glimpses of it when it's on and I'm in the room, and get shouted at to "watch this bit, can you believe he said that?" etc

Malc

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49253

Cpt_Droman wrote:

if you can't beat them....

...you're not swinging the bat hard enough,

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

HOW DARE YOU START A THREAD ABOUT SOMETHING I DISLIKE

The Count of Six · **Joined:** 23rd Jan, 2009 **Posts:** 145

The thing about BB is that there's nothing inherently wrong with the premise. It was a genuinely interesting show before they introduced the outrageous gimmicks and freaks. Just watching a diverse group of individuals interact in a way they never would in the real world was enough for me. I haven't seen it since about 2003, mind.

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

No-one original in it so far, the first three could almost be recycled.

We'll have to wait and see...

Cpt_Droman · **Joined:** 12th May, 2009 **Posts:** 597

oh dear, a "my sexuality is my personality" type person and a preening russel brand wannabe who is destined to get shot down by all but the inevitable fat gobshite brummy/scouse/geordie bird.

Cpt_Droman · **Joined:** 12th May, 2009 **Posts:** 597

Ha Ha!! Marcus looks genius!!

RuySan · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3542

do you still have big brother there???

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

Christian Slater? PC World?

OH NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T!

(Only one interesting housemate so far, the Russian lass.)

/edit Goodness me, it's Amy Curryhouse!

sdg · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 21:51

The mad scottish girl 'Karly' has the same accent that Jen has when she has been home for a few days or when she is mad at me. So far, this is the only sexy thing I have found about that girl, never mind all the contestants.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 22:03

Is it a course accent?

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

Three more to go and my odds of getting a nice middle class redhead with an ounce of sense and a lovely bottom are diminishing*. Ah well.

As in BB, so in life.

sdg · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 22:15

Dimrill wrote:

Is it a course accent?

It seems that Jens Fife accent is far more dignified than my coarse Glesga one.

What the fuck is this girl about, going in the house when she has a 7 month old baby? FAIL.

sdg · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 22:29

Hehe this wee Brazilian dude is great, I like so far.

Cpt_Droman · **Joined:** 12th May, 2009 **Posts:** 597

The first task is proper deece!!

sdg · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 22:35

What does that mean Droman?

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Jun 04, 2009 22:39

I like Sophia (the tiny black one). I like the way she pops out from behind people, like a Leprechaun. And, obviously, I like the blonde girl with the fantastic tits. I am shallow.

devilman · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:53

GovernmentYard wrote:

Christian Slater? PC World?

I wonder if anyone's complained that the ad seems to encourage piracy? 'We'll help you watch all those dodgy downloads on your nice big telly'.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:12

devilman wrote:

GovernmentYard wrote:

Christian Slater? PC World?

I wonder if anyone's complained that the ad seems to encourage piracy? 'We'll help you watch all those dodgy downloads on your nice big telly'.

I did not see the advert that way, perhaps it is just the way your mind works..

devilman · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:15

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

devilman wrote:

GovernmentYard wrote:

Christian Slater? PC World?

I wonder if anyone's complained that the ad seems to encourage piracy? 'We'll help you watch all those dodgy downloads on your nice big telly'.

I did not see the advert that way, perhaps it is just the way your mind works..

Well his wife says something about him always downloading films. Who downloads films legitimately on their PC?

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:18

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

devilman wrote:

GovernmentYard wrote:

Christian Slater? PC World?

I wonder if anyone's complained that the ad seems to encourage piracy? 'We'll help you watch all those dodgy downloads on your nice big telly'.

I did not see the advert that way, perhaps it is just the way your mind works..

I think it's quite clear the advert is appealing to pirates without directly saying the words.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:20

Kovacs needs everything spelling out to him literally though, don't forget.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:20

This is the blonde one I like: http://www.reddragondarts.com/pages/sop ... e-2787.htm
She likes darts too, yay!

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:22

myp wrote:

Kovacs needs everything spelling out to him literally though, don't forget.

Indeed, it works best that way...

Edit.. it is my jobs fault, I have to make sure they ask for exactly what they want... my brain seems to have hard wired that way now..

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Calling Brazillian boy as the winner right now. In fact, I called it when he walked in. That's right, called it.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:32

superdupergill wrote:

What does that mean Droman?

Decent

kalmar · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:36

jonarob wrote:

Calling Brazillian boy as the winner right now. In fact, I called it when he walked in. That's right, called it.

He'll go mental. Calling that.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:38

jonarob wrote:

Calling Brazillian boy as the winner right now. In fact, I called it when he walked in. That's right, called it.

Sophia.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

kalmar wrote:

jonarob wrote:

Calling Brazillian boy as the winner right now. In fact, I called it when he walked in. That's right, called it.

He'll go mental. Calling that.

Naaa! He's too appreciative of the opportunity.

Grim... wrote:

jonarob wrote:

Calling Brazillian boy as the winner right now. In fact, I called it when he walked in. That's right, called it.

Sophia.

Not sure which one that is, but I'm right!

GazChap · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:00

Kris is from Shrewsbury, my home town. Lots of my friends and acquaintances know him. Cue everyone going mental on Facebook with "WOO I KNOW SOMEONE IN THE BB HOUSE" type shit.

They're even (non-ironically) talking about selling their stories to the paper for money.

Gnnnngh.

kalmar · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:07

Is he a member of BeeX?

devilman · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:08

GazChap wrote:

Kris is from Shrewsbury, my home town. Lots of my friends and acquaintances know him. Cue everyone going mental on Facebook with "WOO I KNOW SOMEONE IN THE BB HOUSE" type shit.

They're even (non-ironically) talking about selling their stories to the paper for money.

Gnnnngh.

Certainly a way to find out who your real friends are.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:12

kalmar wrote:

Is he a member of BeeX?

DavPaz hasn't posted for a while.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:21

jonarob wrote:

Grim... wrote:

jonarob wrote:

Calling Brazillian boy as the winner right now. In fact, I called it when he walked in. That's right, called it.

Sophia.

Not sure which one that is, but I'm right!

The tiny little black one.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:26

Big Brother 10

10! :'(

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:37

Zardoz wrote:

Big Brother 10

10! :'(

blah blah blah

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:06

Grim... wrote:

This is the blonde one I like: http://www.reddragondarts.com/pages/sop ... e-2787.htm
She likes darts too, yay!

ooh pretty, still not watching BB though..

devilman · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:23

Grim... wrote:

This is the blonde one I like: http://www.reddragondarts.com/pages/sop ... e-2787.htm
She likes darts too, yay!

I'd aim for her double top.
etc.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:24

I'd definitely feel like I'd hit the bullseye there.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:26

I bet she's had more pricks than a dartboard.

Plissken · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:35

IIIIIIINNNNN ONE!

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:36

IIIIIIINNNNN TWO!

kalmar · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:37

I've got nothing. This would be much easier if she liked snooker.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:39

Grim... wrote:

IIIIIIINNNNN TWO!

I didn't realise you were a fan of sloppy seconds. Unless you mean up the shitter.

I'm guessing it's the latter, now I've thought about it.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:40

Thanks for your input, Myp

myp · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:43

Can I delete these posts and try again?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:44

Here's your BFH Myps.

You could have won a speedboat.

Cpt_Droman · **Joined:** 12th May, 2009 **Posts:** 597

myp wrote:

Grim... wrote:

IIIIIIINNNNN TWO!

I didn't realise you were a fan of sloppy seconds. Unless you mean up the shitter.

I'm guessing it's the latter, now I've thought about it.

working hard then Myp?

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