Top 20 Posters

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

1 myp 10072
2 Mr Chris 7694
3 Grim... 7095
4 Dudley 7076
5 Craster 6482
6 Dimrill 5847
7 Zardoz 5244
8 Doctor Glyndwr 5230
9 Mimi 5123
10 ComicalGerald 5010
11 MaliA 4454
12 Curiosity 4100
13 CUS 3954
14 Shin 3781
15 kalmar 3561
16 Joans 3233
17 MetalAngel 2942
18 chinnyhill10 2833
19 GazChap 2540
20 AceAceBaby 2530

I passed 5000 today without even noticing. I have been supplanted from my high at #8 and now languish in tenth.

Pertinent questions: Just what the fuck is myp posting about to have 2500 more posts than the nearest rival? Is there a sub-forum where he talks only to himself?

And how is MrChris so high up when he apparently has such an important and busy job?

Will we all eventually die after being eaten by the almighty Shin posting monster?

What proportion of Dudleys posts are of him complaining about something?

How many posts does Craster make before mentioning badger sex?

How the fuck does Dimrill have 800+ posts more than me after surpassing him in a duel just 3 months ago?

And others...

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 16:09

Where's Mimi got to?

Not been on for a while now.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 16:09

Plissken · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 16:09

I'm not sure whether to be happy or disappointed that I'm not on that list. And I gave Shin six months head start.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

ComicalGerald wrote:

Pertinent questions: Just what the fuck is myp posting about to have 2500 more posts than the nearest rival? Is there a sub-forum where he talks only to himself?

That's called the mod forum.

Quote:

And how is MrChris so high up when he apparently has such an important and busy job?

Economic downturn, bud. I'm also very efficient.

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

Quality not quantity bitches! >:(

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 16:11

MaliA wrote:

+1

Don't start that on here!!!

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

It makes me happy that I am lower ranked on here than on World Of (Linda - Ed). But somehow since many of our top posters* have been brutally killed I fear I will eventually work my way up the greasy poll.

* And CUS.

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 16:26

Ooh, just missed out, ranked 22nd.

AceAceBaby · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 16:29

Hmm. I did take a month off or so, and I'm not one much for hanging my emotional washing out on the internet. I should post less, clearly.

AceAceBaby · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 16:29

Doh!

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 16:30

AceAceBaby wrote:

I should post less, clearly.

Post normally, then stick tomato juice in your eyes and reread it.

AceAceBaby · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 16:31

I saw someone did that and advised against it. How are they now?

myp · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 16:31

I don't know what to say - I can't believe I've made over 70 posts today, alone. Work is tediously quiet at the moment, and involves me sitting around waiting for stuff to go wrong. Nothing's really gone wrong for about three months.

*touches wood*

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

myp wrote:

*touches wood*

At work, as well. For shame.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 16:33

I'm really bored.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Zardoz wrote:

Where's Mimi got to?

Not been on for a while now.

Mimi's been on today. You clearly don't read the Animal Crossing thread.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 16:39

Mr Chris wrote:

myp wrote:

*touches wood*

At work, as well. For shame.

I told you I was bored.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

myp wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

myp wrote:

*touches wood*

At work, as well. For shame.

I told you I was bored.

Ennuitical wanks, eh?

myp · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 16:42

The best kind.

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

ComicalGerald wrote:

What proportion of Dudleys posts are of him complaining about something?

Hi Pot!

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 18:50

Errr...that's quite bad isn't it? When I get a job I won't post as much...the posting is slowing up though tbh

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 19:38

I'm still not in the top 20. :smug:

metalangel · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 19:40

People say I post loads on here, and yet I clearly don't! Hell, it took me over five years to top 10,000 posts on the PC Gamer forum.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Dudley wrote:

Hi Pot!

I complain a bit, you complain a LOT

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38669

I'm sorry, I've let myself down and I've let you all down. I will step up my posting frequency forthwith.

NervousPete · **Posted:** Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:54

Tsk, missed by a mere 600-something posts. I'm clearly doing something wrong, like working in a place where people watch my internet usage, for example, and not being arsed to post in the evenings. Gagh!

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:55

I was in the top 5 over at WoS, here I'm barely in the top 30, I don't think my posting rate has gone down, but I think a lot of other people's posting rate has sky rocketed.

Malc

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

I suspect I could get in trouble were I to speculate on why that might be.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38669

*Speculation's what you need, if you want to be the-subject-of-a-13-page-long-thread record breaker!*

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

DavPaz wrote:

*Speculation's what you need, if you want to be the-subject-of-a-13-page-long-thread record breaker!*

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:48

Poor old Roy Castle.

Cut down in his prime.

By dirty smokers.

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:51

Curiosity wrote:

Poor old Roy Castle.

Cut down in his prime.

By dirty smokers.

His cremation was an in-joke nobody understood

devilman · **Posted:** Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:06

Malc wrote:

I was in the top 5 over at WoS, here I'm barely in the top 30, I don't think my posting rate has gone down, but I think a lot of other people's posting rate has sky rocketed.

Malc

I'm not even in the top 30. I don't seem to have the time to post as much as I've done on other boards in the past. Plus there's a fair few times I'll type a post out, decide it's crap and not post it. Considering the crap I do post, it makes you wonder about the stuff I decide against posting.

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:17

devilman wrote:

Considering the crap I do post, it makes you wonder about the stuff I decide against posting.

Yoko OnoJohn Lennon seems to make good living releasing the stuff he didn't publish when he was alive

GovernmentYard · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5318

Curiosity wrote:

Poor old Roy Castle.

Cut down in his prime.

By dirty smokers.

Yes folks, second hand smoke kills if you get on a stage somewhat higher up than the altitude in a room most people breathe at, where all the smoke sits, then suck in as much as possible through a massive metal funnel for half your life.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:32

Just think, if Roy Castle had been born today it would never have happened. Hurrah for Government intervention!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38669

There's a Roy Castle Lung Cancer Research Centre attached to Liverpool University, with the biggest no-smoking sign outside. The best thing is though, the sign is practically begging people not to smoke.

"PLEASE don't smoke near this building. OMG THE IRONING!!!111!!!!"

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6614

Kern wrote:

John Lennon seems to make good living releasing the stuff he didn't publish when he was alive

Seems to work for Tupac as well.

I'm not even in the top forty. Sorry Bobbyaro, I'm going to have to get a bit of a posting burst going and overtake you.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:11

A posting squirt, as it were.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6614

myp wrote:

A posting squirt, as it were.

Definitely. There will be squirt all over the board. You won't be able to move for all the places I'd have squirted.

Shin · **Posted:** Wed Jan 07, 2009 14:06

Dav posts more than me I think-he is the new BnB overbearinglord now

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38669

shh... no-ones noticed how much I post. They all think you're the spammer.

Shin · **Posted:** Wed Jan 07, 2009 14:07

DavPaz wrote:

shh... no-ones noticed how much I post. They all think you're the spanner.

FTFM so it does't hurt so bad

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38669

aww, soz chick. You're no spammer.

Most of my posts are just "

" anyway

Shin · **Posted:** Wed Jan 07, 2009 14:10

Opposed to my ^.^

oh god....we are forum twins....I am....so sorry Dav *hugs*

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38669

*accepts hug*

Blame my job, right now I'm reimaging 15 pc to update photoshop. Watching progress bars is not that riveting

Plissken · **Posted:** Wed Jan 07, 2009 14:29

Keep watching.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38669

*eyes glaze over, breathing slows, mind wanders, then BAM! 100%*

"Close or Reset?"

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Get a fucking room, you two.

Oooh, there's an idea. A make-out thread!

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