Jeremy Clarkson Stuck In Portaloo

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Job not done well enough.

GazChap · **Posted:** Wed Mar 25, 2009 18:20

He didn't look very happy, did he? Either he suffers from claustrophobia, or he's not as light-hearted and good-humoured as he seemed when he got that custard pie thrown on his fizzog.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Mar 25, 2009 18:20

At what point did they think a stack of tyres would hold back a grown man?
Clarkson for PM, etc.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Mar 25, 2009 18:21

GazChap wrote:

He didn't look very happy, did he?

He looked perfectly alright to me - shrugged at the people watching and walked off.

Shin · **Posted:** Wed Mar 25, 2009 18:25

GazChap wrote:

He didn't look very happy, did he? Either he suffers from claustrophobia, or he's not as light-hearted and good-humoured as he seemed when he got that custard pie thrown on his fizzog.

Have you been in a portaloo? I wouldn't have exactly been 'happy' about it-they STINK and haven't got much room in them. I thought he handled it as well as I would have

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Grim... wrote:

At what point did they think a stack of tyres would hold back a grown man?

They made a critical mistake by not setting fire to them.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

I would've been mightily pissed off if that were me. They're awful, them portaloos!

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 0:04

Haha, quality

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:23

At least he did not twitter about it.

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10175

Or in it.

CraigGrannell · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1639

GazChap wrote:

He didn't look very happy, did he?

He was blocked into a portaloo. It's hardly the funniest joke in the world, and the people doing it sounded like utter twats. Frankly, they're lucky Clarkson didn't smack them all in the face.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:34

CraigGrannell wrote:

the people doing it sounded like utter twats.

Very much this. Especially the, I assume, woman, who goes "whee! It's Jeremy Clarkson! UH! URGH! URGH! UH! UH! UH! Jeremy Clarkson!" while dancing a jig, blowing on a cider bottle and playing a banjo.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

That's my mother, you insensitive swine.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:38

Dimmers obviously saw the director's cut.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:38

Craster wrote:

That's my mother, you insensitive swine.

Clarkson is your mother?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

I had a difficult childhood.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:42

Grim... wrote:

Craster wrote:

That's my mother, you insensitive swine.

Clarkson is your mother?

I'll tell you about my mother...

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:46

"Oh, but he's often playing japes on telly with his friends, we thought he'd find it funny"

Indeed, and Tim Robbins spent time in prison with Morgan Freeman, you knobface.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

MaliA wrote:

"Oh, but he's often playing japes on telly with his friends, we thought he'd find it funny"

Indeed, and Tim Robbins spent time in prison with Morgan Freeman, you knobface.

I was going to ask if this was true and then realised that I was thinking of Ted Robbins.

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:50

What was he in for?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:50

A shit.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:55

Did he take someone elses out of the pan and into his handbag?

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:59

He burgled a turd whilst trapped in the closet?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:07

It's what you do to avoid embarrassing situations.

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A workmate of mine told me this story about a lady on a evening out with important company guests. It was a small venue with one toilet and a queue gathered as you would expect. The lady was next to go in and the important guest was due to use the loo afterwards. When she got in there was a blind eel already occupying the pan and try as she might the bugger wouldn't flush. To avoid embarrasment she fished out the turd in bog roll and took it out in her hand bag so as not to let the guest think she was the dirty shitter.

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