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 Post subject: Walkers new flavors
PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 18:12 
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What's your fave?

So far I have had..

Onion Bhaji. These were quite nice but nothing new or special tbh. Still, I did enjoy them and I did eat both packs.

Builder's breakfast. I found these really horrible and nauseating. Oddly it was these I bought the multipack for but after eating them I felt sick for ages. They have a rank buttery after taste and it hung around for ages. Even when I had brushed my teeth the taste and smell when I burped was foul.

Chilli & chocolate. Were my suprising winner. I thought of all the three these were going to be the ones I spat out and threw away. But I was wrong, they were actually very lovely. The chocolate is not a sweet one as I thought it would be but a very savory one (more cocoa-ey) and the chili had just the right ammount of kick without being too hot.

I haven't had the other 3 yet which are supposed to be Duck hoihin or something, Fish & chips and Cajun squirrel (lmfao).

I've not eaten squirrel before but I know a man who has. He had a southern cookbook with all kinds of weird and wonderful coon chow in it (including flamed muskrat haha).

So, thoughts?

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 Post subject: Re: Walkers new flavors
PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 18:17 
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I don't like any of the ones I've tried. Best reviews I've read on the web were either Charlie Brooker in the Grauniad or @cabel's four-word reviews on Twitter:

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Onion Bhaji: Un-offensive indian melange.
Builder's Breakfast: Belcher's Breakfast, more like.
Fish & Chips: Smells, and tastes, expired.
Chili & Chocolate: Tootsie Pop and Potato.
Crispy Duck & Hoisin: I like it, really.
Cajun Squirrel: Seriously? Artificial "gamey" flavor? :(


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 Post subject: Re: Walkers new flavors
PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 18:25 
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Cajun Squirrel: Shitty BBQ

Builders Breakfast: Really nice (got through multipack anyway)

The others: Not tried

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 Post subject: Re: Walkers new flavors
PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 18:37 
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Thought the Hoisin Duck literally smelt and tasted like sick. Ive tried one of the chocolate and chili crisps and thought it was pretty rank. I havent tried any of the others.

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 Post subject: Re: Walkers new flavors
PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 18:40 
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I liked the builder's breakfast ones. The Bhaji ones were utterly foul. Manged to eat 2 crisps out of the packet before chucking them away. The chili and chocolate ones I was indifferent to.

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 Post subject: Re: Walkers new flavors
PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 18:48 
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Chilli and chocolate: yum
Cajun Squirrel: crap chicken
Builders breakfast: yuck
Onion bhaji: boring
Duck and hoisin: quite nice
Fish and chips: nothing special

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 Post subject: Re: Walkers new flavors
PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 19:25 
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Well I voted chilli and choc. Im suprised I like them tbh.

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 Post subject: Re: Walkers new flavors
PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 19:36 
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Fish and chips are nice. The rest can FUCK OFF.

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 Post subject: Re: Walkers new flavors
PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 19:52 
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I have still yet to find a single place that stocks any of them.

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 Post subject: Re: Walkers new flavors
PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 20:05 
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They're Walkers so they'll just taste of shit and will destroy your soul.


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 Post subject: Re: Walkers new flavors
PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 21:21 

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chinnyhill10 wrote:
They're Walkers so they'll just taste of shit and will destroy your soul.


Yeah the biggest problem with almost all of them is they're simply not strong enough.


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 Post subject: Re: Walkers new flavors
PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 22:53 
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The Builder's Breakfast flavour was so bad that it's actually put me off Walkers crisps. I'd quite like to tell them this.


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 Post subject: Re: Walkers new flavors
PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 23:05 
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they all taste like aids

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