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JohnCoffey
 Post subject: Freeloading fat chav
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 18:51 
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MaliA
 Post subject: Re: Freeloading fat chav
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 18:53 
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You are MrChris, and I claim, because there is blame.

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MaliA
 Post subject: Re: Freeloading fat chav
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 18:55 
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You are MrChris, and I claim, because there is blame.


A white hole?

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MaliA
 Post subject: Re: Freeloading fat chav
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 18:56 
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MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
You are MrChris, and I claim, because there is blame.


A white hole?


Proof Alienware is 2 weeks behind the Zeitgeist.

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MaliA
 Post subject: Re: Freeloading fat chav
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 18:56 
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MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
You are MrChris, and I claim, because there is blame.


A white hole?


Proof Alienware is 2 weeks behind the Zeitgeist.


Apparently, a lass has gone missing in Portugal.

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MaliA
 Post subject: Re: Freeloading fat chav
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 18:57 
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MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
You are MrChris, and I claim, because there is blame.


A white hole?


Proof Alienware is 2 weeks behind the Zeitgeist.


Apparently, a lass has gone missing in Portugal.


I blame the paparazzi

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NervousPete
 Post subject: Re: Freeloading fat chav
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 18:58 
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From the illustration I believe the statement is penned either by the 7-Up kid or Captain Star, I'm not sure which. Captain Star would have filled the form with either immense terseness, or ludicrous detail, so I'm not sure if its him.

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MaliA
 Post subject: Re: Freeloading fat chav
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 18:58 
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MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
You are MrChris, and I claim, because there is blame.


A white hole?


Proof Alienware is 2 weeks behind the Zeitgeist.


Apparently, a lass has gone missing in Portugal.


I blame the paparazzi


Princess Diana died in a car crash this morning.

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MaliA
 Post subject: Re: Freeloading fat chav
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 18:59 
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MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
You are MrChris, and I claim, because there is blame.


A white hole?


Proof Alienware is 2 weeks behind the Zeitgeist.


Apparently, a lass has gone missing in Portugal.


I blame the paparazzi


Princess Diana died in a car crash this morning.


After a battle at Goose Green, the British task force have received some casualties.

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MaliA
 Post subject: Re: Freeloading fat chav
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 19:00 
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MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
You are MrChris, and I claim, because there is blame.


A white hole?


Proof Alienware is 2 weeks behind the Zeitgeist.


Apparently, a lass has gone missing in Portugal.


I blame the paparazzi


Princess Diana died in a car crash this morning.


After a battle at Goose Green, the British task force have received some casualties.


maliA has been born

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MaliA
 Post subject: Re: Freeloading fat chav
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 19:00 
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MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
You are MrChris, and I claim, because there is blame.


A white hole?


Proof Alienware is 2 weeks behind the Zeitgeist.


Apparently, a lass has gone missing in Portugal.


I blame the paparazzi


Princess Diana died in a car crash this morning.


After a battle at Goose Green, the British task force have received some casualties.


maliA has been born


MrsA has been born

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MaliA
 Post subject: Re: Freeloading fat chav
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 19:01 
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MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
You are MrChris, and I claim, because there is blame.


A white hole?


Proof Alienware is 2 weeks behind the Zeitgeist.


Apparently, a lass has gone missing in Portugal.


I blame the paparazzi


Princess Diana died in a car crash this morning.


After a battle at Goose Green, the British task force have received some casualties.


maliA has been born


MrsA has been born


Pyramids discovered.

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JohnCoffey
 Post subject: Re: Freeloading fat chav
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 19:04 
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Want some of my pills?

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kalmar
 Post subject: Re: Freeloading fat chav
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 19:20 
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MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
MaliA wrote:
You are MrChris, and I claim, because there is blame.


A white hole?


Proof Alienware is 2 weeks behind the Zeitgeist.


Apparently, a lass has gone missing in Portugal.


I blame the paparazzi


Princess Diana died in a car crash this morning.


After a battle at Goose Green, the British task force have received some casualties.


maliA has been born


MrsA has been born


Pyramids discovered.


Dinosaurs roam the earth. As does Jesus.
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DavPaz
 Post subject: Re: Freeloading fat chav
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 20:27 
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Technically that's an insurance incident details form rather than a witness statement, but good comedy value.
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kalmar
 Post subject: Re: Freeloading fat chav
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 21:31 
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But what is it?
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Cras
 Post subject: Re: Freeloading fat chav
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 23:30 
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DavPaz wrote:
Technically that's an insurance incident details form rather than a witness statement, but good comedy value.


Heh.

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sinister agent
 Post subject: Re: Freeloading fat chav
PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:05 
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Extremely loud 'bang' reported. More at ten.

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Grim...
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:14 
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Extremely loud 'bang' reported. More at ten.

Is that the sound of the banhammer?

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DavPaz
 Post subject: Re: Freeloading fat chav
PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:15 
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I always imagined the banhammer made more of a CRUNCH!
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Plissken
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:22 
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Nah, the banhammer whistles a happy tune.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 13:53 
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I've always imagined the banhammer to make a sort of wet "Splot" sound, like dropping a paperweight into a large bowl of trifle.
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DavPaz
 Post subject: Re: Freeloading fat chav
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or 2 neodynium magnets crushing a finger tip.
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