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 Post subject: Australian Bush Fires
PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 15:47 
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Fuck me, this is seriously grim. ABC Australia news is saying that more than 100 are dead this weekend from it. It's strange you get so used to wildfire reports from Los Angeles and the like, where a couple of fire fighters at most might be lost but the toll is really in property damage - and then something like this comes along and it's completely mental. They're saying that the fires went through towns faster than a car could speed. A lot of people were apparently getting caught in their cars. It's worse than Ash Wednesday.

News on the Beeb and - http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009 ... 485648.htm

My mate's brother is down in Melbourne who's training to be an architect. They can see the smoke down there and the emergency services are headed back and forth. I seriously didn't think bush fires could get this bad in a populated area.

Previously the government has asked people to help fight the advance fires with garden hoses, as they usually do, but this time with it being worse it is leading them to stay on too long, and they get lost in trying to get out. I mean do you gamble and stick around to save your house and hopefully beat the flames out of your town with your neighbours, or do you get the fuck out of dodge and write your house off, and feel the guilt of abandoning your neighbours? Personally, I think get out of there.

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Well I'm certainly relieved that thanks to the nature of this terrible disaster inevitably resulting from a 47c heatwave the tabloids at least won't be able to go with their mad unsubstantiated racist rantings...

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The Sun: Reports have also emerged claiming that the fires could be the result of Islamic extremists declaring "forest jihad".

US intelligence said Australia was one country singled out on an extremist website as a target for potential attacks.

The website called on Muslims in Australia to "start forest fires", claiming "scholars have justified chopping down and burning the infidels' forests when they do the same to our lands".


Oh no! 8)

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Surely it was those filthy abbos, tanked up on cheap drugs and moonshine between bouts of raping white girls and setting dingos on people's babies?

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Oh good grief. That's moronic.

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Just saw a bit of that on the news, man, the scale of it is terrifying.

They had a bit of footage of a car parked in a small lake in the middle of acres of charred nothing - clearly someone who was trying to get away. I hope they survived.


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Oh good grief. That's moronic.

Yeah.

They don't *have* any forests for the infidels to burn down.

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Oh good grief. That's moronic.


Between the Sun ans the Mail, we have some really bad press.


Those fires were devistating!

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How about the guy in the Metro claiming that the recent snow and cold is evidence that global warming is a myth? Hellooooo? Australia?


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How about the guy in the Metro


Probably no need to finish that sentence really.. Why does that thing even exist?


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saves me *buying* a paper, doesn't it?


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How about the guy in the Metro claiming that the recent snow and cold is evidence that global warming is a myth? Hellooooo? Australia?


There isn't much funnier in life than winding up metro letter-writers with a letter like that one. This morning's paper was practically glowing with outrage, it was hilarious.

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 Post subject: Re: Australian Bush Fires
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Another example of bad journalism was the Australian Premier being grilled by CNN. Essentially:

"So why are people dying? Is it because your fire policy is TEH FAILURE?"

"Well it's worked fine the last twenty years its been in operation, but the conditions were so extreme that nothing could..."

"But your fire policy clearly isn't working!!! You tell people to defend their houses if the fire is near and they get burnt! And then people evacuate too late and die!!!"

"It's a policy created by the Fire Authority, we will be having a full Royal Inquiry as to how and what and why and..."

"POLICY FAIL! PEOPLE DIE! GRAAAGGH! YOU'RE TEH BLAMEZ!"

etc.

It ignores the fact that by far most people in the past in bushfires have died in the open in cars trying to get away, and that it is very, very rare for houses to just 'explode' if they have any sort of fire preparation. It was good advice, either evacuate early or stay put. But you can't fine tune warnings to get people to defend their places and then leave at the last minute - and they know this. Bushfire education is pretty thorough and the procedues do work there, but this was a perfect storm, and the fire was so fast that a lot of people panicked and tried to get away with grim results.

Surprisingly shallow reporting out there.

And I hate The Metro, yet compulsively read it. What's wrong with me, eh?

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 Post subject: Re: Australian Bush Fires
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Craster wrote:
4thDimension wrote:
How about the guy in the Metro claiming that the recent snow and cold is evidence that global warming is a myth? Hellooooo? Australia?


There isn't much funnier in life than winding up metro letter-writers with a letter like that one. This morning's paper was practically glowing with outrage, it was hilarious.

I agree, I always flip to the letters page first. Seems to be shrinking though


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 Post subject: Re: Australian Bush Fires
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How about the guy in the Metro claiming that the recent snow and cold is evidence that global warming is a myth? Hellooooo? Australia?


There isn't much funnier in life than winding up metro letter-writers with a letter like that one. This morning's paper was practically glowing with outrage, it was hilarious.

I agree, I always flip to the letters page first. Seems to be shrinking though


Shame, 'tis the funniest part. Maybe we should send in a load of letters demanding it be extended to a full Amiga Power-esque Do the Right Thing three pages?

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 Post subject: Re: Australian Bush Fires
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I second Pete's idea. I think explicit references to a long-defunct computer games magazine will only lend gravitas to our suggestion, too

I may have to start picking up the Metro on the walk from the car-park now, just so I can find things to write letters about.

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What's interesting are the pictures of the aftermath. Much like the fires in California they show whole streets destroyed while the vegitation / trees are still green, so the fire jumped from house to house whilst leaving the surrounding foliage relatively untouched.

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Mm, I'm really surprised at how that's happened, Morte. Especially considering radient heat, which is the big problem. Basically dangerous to fatal radient heat distance is four times the height of the flames, so with the 35m flames in some areas, you've got 140m ahead that are catching fire. People tend to think of bushfires as the creeping lines of flame they see on news reports - and sometimes they are in the short scrub and grassland. But when you're looking at wooded areas and eucalyptus trees, basically it doesn't creep, you just get block sized chunks going up at once.

Animated giff from current fire showing speed of flame, wait until it loads before you get the impression:

http://wtfserve.mirror.waffleimages.com ... b42240.gif


Previous footage from a 'controlled burn' of woodland, basically a protected camera placed in harm's way:



(Both grabbed from SA thread here - http://forums.somethingawful.com/showth ... enumber=11)

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Dry, painted wood in "goes up like tinder compared to wet, living wood" shocker. Looks like the fire ran along the no doubt also quite dry human-cultivated grass, too. The fire was probably in and out before most of the trees even noticed something was going on (although there are some blackened trunks in there as well).

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gif showing as forbidden Pete.

That video is terrifying, though.


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There are reasons that indigenous populations, over thousands of years, decided not to live in these places, ffs.

See also: California


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gif showing as forbidden Pete.

That video is terrifying, though.


Ah. Tchaw, righto given it a direct link now, works on mine.

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Hmmm, reading the thread title I thought Pete was accusing our grand benefactor of arson for a second.

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Hmmm, reading the thread title I thought Pete was accusing our grand benefactor of arson for a second.


Only he has the money and servants experienced in groundskeeping to pull off such an atrocity. Just saying.

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Hmmm, reading the thread title I thought Pete was accusing our grand benefactor of arson for a second.


Only he has the money and servants experienced in groundskeeping to pull off such an atrocity. Just saying.


A "Rangerovers to the rescue" based stunt which went tragically wrong :(


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Interesting post in Something Awful forum about the difference between US fire-fighting policy and Australia's:

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The Australian approach is referred to as the "Leave Early or Stay and Fight" approach.

In the US, all residents are evacuated and it is left to professionals to defend homes.

In Australia, residents are educated on how to defend their homes and it is up to them. They can leave, but they must leave early, and their homes will not be defended. The professionals concentrate on the fire front, not homes and buildings.

The Australian policy is being considered by many parts of the US and Europe, because Australian academic researchers have found homes where residents stay and put out spot fires started by flying embers have a 90% survivability rate (ie those homes usually don't burn down). Statistics have shown most deaths occur when people decide to stay and fight, but panic when the fire arrives with all its noise and heat, and leave too late and burn in their car when the fire catches them.

There is a story discussing the policy in the LA Times.

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Americans expect firefighters to protect their lives and property. Australians in rural communities view that as their own responsibility.

U.S. authorities are quick to order mass evacuations during wildfires; they prefer to get civilians out of the way so professionals can douse the flames. Australian officials are more likely to hand homeowners shovels and put them to work.

People here live by the principle of "stay or go" during fire season. Residents who can't or won't battle an advancing fire are advised to get out early. Those who stay are expected to defend their homes. It's a policy driven by pragmatism: There simply aren't enough firefighters or firetrucks to protect far-flung rural homesteads.

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I second Pete's idea. I think explicit references to a long-defunct computer games magazine will only lend gravitas to our suggestion, too

I may have to start picking up the Metro on the walk from the car-park now, just so I can find things to write letters about.

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Yup, an unending disaster due to combination of climate, AK-47 and cycle-of-cunts. I'm numb to that horror now, feeling mere disgust and sadness. So I try not to think about it.

But the Bush Fires are rather astonishing, as:

1: It's happening in a country radically unused to disaster.
2: No bush fire has ever been this bad before casualty wise.
3: Basically we're talking small townships of 200 people each, where everyone knows each other. By the end of the day up to 30% of those people are dead. It's pretty apocalyptic.

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Yup, an unending disaster due to combination of climate, AK-47 and cycle-of-cunts. I'm numb to that horror now, feeling mere disgust and sadness. So I try not to think about it.

But the Bush Fires are rather astonishing, as:

1: It's happening in a country radically unused to disaster.
2: No bush fire has ever been this bad before casualty wise.
3: Basically we're talking small townships of 200 people each, where everyone knows each other. By the end of the day up to 30% of those people are dead. It's pretty apocalyptic.


On the plus side, it means their cricket team is fucked for the next 5 years.

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How many earthquakes and fires and droughts and floods have there been where more than 100 non-english-speaking people died in the last year, do you reckon?

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How many earthquakes and fires and droughts and floods have there been where more than 100 non-english-speaking people died in the last year, do you reckon?

And did anyone rescuing people in those disasters crash land in a river first? No? Well, fuck em.

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How many earthquakes and fires and droughts and floods have there been where more than 100 non-english-speaking people died in the last year, do you reckon?


Don't force me to waste time on Wikipedia in the slow hours of work again. Don't force me.

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Apparently they've found a load more, looks like they're going to suddenly up the toll to 300+. :(

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Well, they are only Aussies. It's not like we're losing anything particularly cultural here.

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Well, they are only Aussies. It's not like we're losing anything particularly cultural here.


I'm sure the horns in your avatar are growing longer. >:|

Also, Melbourne, centre for the excellent world-renowned Grundy productions - c'mon!

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Is it too early for a "when barbecues attack" gag yet?


Since the fires are still blazing and the dead are still being counted, possibly yes.

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Also fuck me. This from Something Awful post: 8)

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CFA firefighter John Munday, who was in one of the fire trucks that entered Marysville about 10 minutes before the firefront swept through the town just before 6pm on Saturday, described in horrific detail how little hope so many residents had of escaping, let alone surviving.

"The toll is going to be massive," Mr Munday said.

He described how he and his crew had to make the heartbreaking decision to save themselves knowing they were leaving people to die.

"We had people banging on the sides of our tanker begging us to go back to houses where they knew there were people trapped, but we couldn't because if we had, we'd all be dead too," Mr Munday told The Australian.

"There were children running down the streets with flames behind them. It was hell. I never want to go back to that place, never.

"As we drove down to the Gallipoli Park, where people were assembling, we knew there were people in homes that were on fire and they had no hope.

"The whole town died around us as we bunkered down on the outside of the oval ringed by funeral pyres while all around us we had the screaming noise of gas cylinders exploding in homes.

"The only way we could have saved them was to put ourselves on the altar and put a sword to our own hearts."

The official death toll from the Black Saturday fires had risen to 181 last night, with 15 confirmed dead in Marysville.


CFA are saying that they expect 100 dead from Marysville, and they've only confirmed 15. Jesus.

I think I'll stop popping into that Something Awful thread for a while, and go play computer games.

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"Gallipoli Park"

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 Post subject: Re: Australian Bush Fires
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I can't tell if I'm more disturbed that the source of the most useful information in this whole thing are the fucking Something Awful forums.

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gas cylinders exploding in homes
8) Houses are in the middle of nowhere, made of wood, surrounded by tinder, in a country known for forest fires (not on this scale, but enough to have developed that fight-or-flight policy), and they still store their gas supplies not just above ground but in their houses? For the sake of spending AUD1000 to bury them under a couple of feet of dirt and concrete?

I mean, I don't want to pick holes in the Aussies' plans while this is still ongoing, but I really hope some lessons are learnt.


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I suppose at least now Australia are guaranteed to keep the Ashes.

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