The Great Beex Snowman Competition

Dr Lave · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5979

If you haven't noticed.: IT IS SNOWING.

Your challange today is to build a snowman and postpixplsthks.

Maybe you've got a snowday.

Maybe you made it before work.

Maybe it's just a littlun.

Maybe you made it after work.

Maybe you are a lazy student or unemployed.

Maybe you've made it on your lunchbreak.

Either way.

1) Make snowman.

2) Post pix.

GO!

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:54

Sexist.

I'm going to make a SnowPERSON as I'm going to have a non gender specific day.

Dr Lave · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5979

Hu-man.
Snow-man.

We are made of Hu.
They are made of Snow.

Also: Extra points for Calvin&Hobbes-esque work.

Derek The Halls · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3742

While there's the most amount of snow here for a very long time, there's still some grass poking above the top of the snow which implies to me it's still not deep enough. Still, I'll do what I can.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:11

No way am I going outside when I don't have to.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Feb 02, 2009 14:33

myp wrote:

No way am I going outside when I don't have to.

This woman speaks wisely.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Feb 02, 2009 14:40

I have a picture of a snowman. I will upload later.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

If I took every scrap of snow between Cwmbran and Cardiff, I'd still struggle to make a snowman visible without a microscope.

Dr Lave · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5979

Mr Dave wrote:

myp wrote:

No way am I going outside when I don't have to.

This woman speaks wisely.

losers.

I have great pictures coming.

If no one else here makes a snowman well then you are all old curmudgeons.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

From someone awesome I found called sniffyjenkins on Twitter:

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"Heavy snow & disruption has seen increased violence among the snow man population."

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

The dead one appears to have dog poo for a nose.

He must smell terribly.

Dr Lave · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5979

THREE SNOWMEN WERE MADE TO YOUR AWFUL NONE.

FIRST: Icicle Bob.
A small snowman with icicle mohican and icicle penis.

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SECOND: Wavey Dave
A small snowman we left on the steps of a random house - you can't see but the arm twigs looks just like he is waving. He's going to say hello to whoever leaves the house!

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THIRD AND BEST: Captain Snowesome.
A big snowman we made (that's Skeptogirl - stalker fans)

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Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

I can't tell if that's his nose or a cigar.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16611

I reckon Wavey Dave is going to kill the partially sighted OAP who lives in that house.

4thDimension · **Joined:** 11th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 332

Is Captain Snowsome wearing everything that brought with you? And has copped off with yer chick?

He *is* Snowsome!

Dr Lave · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5979

firstly: Right then better smash the snowmans face in just to be sure then.

secondly: Don't worry we put glue in the locks first :attitude:

Dr Lave · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5979

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

From someone awesome I found called sniffyjenkins on Twitter:

She is awesome. Start the lave-based-internet-crush-machine!

nickachu · **Posted:** Mon Feb 02, 2009 17:20

Why do people put scarves on snowmen?
Its not as if they need them

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Feb 02, 2009 17:50

To give Welsh Choirboys something to hang onto.

TheVision · **Posted:** Mon Feb 02, 2009 18:35

Here's my snowman.. Do I win £5?

RBR2 · **Posted:** Mon Feb 02, 2009 19:00

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11864

Somebody send TheVision £5. (not me,I am skint). :DD

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12329

Just needs an ice cream scoop.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25886

He is wonderful, Mr Vision. (Can I call you 'The'?)

TheVision · **Posted:** Mon Feb 02, 2009 19:57

Mimi wrote:

He is wonderful, Mr Vision. (Can I call you 'The'?)

My friends call me Vision... Therefore, call me Vision! :hat:

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Feb 02, 2009 22:02

Essentially - Tinypic... grrrr...

Photos below.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Feb 02, 2009 22:05

Maria and I built DEVIL SNOWMAN!

He has (small) horns, and an arm that culminates ina fist doing devil horns. Cower before his awesomeness!!!

DEVIL SNOWMAN on his own:

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

DEVIL SNOWMAN with Mogwai

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

DEVIL SNOWMAN with Curiosity

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

Coming later... SNOW ANGELS! And a GIANT SNOW RABBIT!

AND POSSIBLY MORE CAPITALS!!!

GazChap · **Posted:** Mon Feb 02, 2009 22:17

Shin and I have just been out to do this:

MEOW.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

That last picture is frankly terrifying.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8653

Try to imagine that all 3 photos were taken from the same place.
In the last one it has seen you and now there is nothing you can do. :'(

4thDimension · **Joined:** 11th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 332

Meet, Sammy, our garden guest

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Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8653

Aw, he just wants to hug you. Forever.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Haha - the gloves are a nice touch.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Feb 02, 2009 22:38

The cat isn't terrifying...

GIANT SNOW BUNNY IS GOING TO EAT YOU!!!

Even if you can't see him properly because it's dark

He just wants to be your friend!

Donnie Darko, eat your heart out.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Feb 02, 2009 22:39

4thDimension wrote:

Meet, Sammy, our garden guest

I like the 'classic' style rounding at the base.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25886

I love Sammy, he is sooo happy :luv:

metalangel · **Posted:** Mon Feb 02, 2009 23:26

If it's all still there tomorrow, I have... ideas.

4thDimension · **Joined:** 11th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 332

Sammy has faced the thaw bravely and is still going 'strong'

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I'm prepared to admit that Sammy now looks like a character from a cheap straight-to-DVD horror, but we still loves him.

Edit: One of his eyes has fallen out. Creepy!

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Feb 03, 2009 19:29

His hats melted!

4thDimension · **Joined:** 11th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 332

no, we removed the hat and scarf. Him being made of snow, I figured he didn't need warming up

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Feb 03, 2009 19:38

Reminds me of Jack Skellington from Nightmare before Christmas

God I love that film

Dr Lave · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5979

Amazing work here.

Frankly amazing.

I feel like an underachiever now. But without enough snow to put it right.

Kern · **Posted:** Tue Feb 03, 2009 20:14

Dr Lave wrote:

But without enough snow to put it right.

You could use cotton wool, and hope we don't notice.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25886

Or if you don't have a frost free freezer - loads of snow!

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