Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Grumpy ex-Goodie quits Springwatch:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7860991.stm

Annoying as he is, it was always a joy to watch him irritate the tits off Kate Humble.

metalangel · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2009 16:30

I kept reading it as 'ornithopter Bill Oddie'.

Which would be quite amusing to see, really. Thought I doubt he can flap his flabby arms fast enough.

Also, 800 bananas for the thread title.

Plissken · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2009 16:31

I love Springwatch and Autumnwatch. But good riddance to the grumpy bastard.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

MetalAngel wrote:

Also, 800 bananas for the thread title.

Was almost thwarted by the character limit! :DD

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2009 16:33

I really fancy Kate Humble even though she's ball achingly posh and "naice"

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Mmmm. Kate Humble.

Oh, sorry. What?

He got in a right grump with a BBC News presenter the other month, didn't he? To the extent it made it on to HIGNFY, or something.

What else will he be doing for money now, though? Other then stealing rare birds' eggs, obv.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Bill in happier times, beating the shit out of a Womble.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2009 16:34

Mr Chris wrote:

Mmmm. Kate Humble.

Oh, sorry. What?

He got in a right grump with a BBC News presenter the other month, didn't he? To the extent it made it on to HIGNFY, or something.

What else will he be doing for money now, though? Other then stealing rare birds' eggs, obv.

I've been to her house. I took piccies of her - she's stunning in the flesh and wears no makeup and I wanted to...

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

DBSnappa wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

Mmmm. Kate Humble.

Oh, sorry. What?

He got in a right grump with a BBC News presenter the other month, didn't he? To the extent it made it on to HIGNFY, or something.

What else will he be doing for money now, though? Other then stealing rare birds' eggs, obv.

I've been to her house. I took piccies of her - she's stunning in the flesh and wears no makeup and I wanted to...

pstpxplsthnks.

I assume you took some sneaky cleavage and upskirt ones, yeah? All you snappers do that, I heard.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

DBSnappa wrote:

I've been to her house. I took piccies of her - she's stunning in the flesh and wears no makeup and I wanted to...

I am reminded at this point of the story that the (now deceased) Revgoatboy posted on Popbitch about working in the house of a woman from Emmerdale Farm, and when she went out he ran around the house with her knickers on his head. She then returned early and he had to hide!

Malabelm · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2009 16:37

Mr Chris wrote:

I assume you took some sneaky cleavage and upskirt ones, yeah? All you snappers do that, I heard.

CROTCHDOG: Foul paparazzo whose career consists of lying in the gutter desperately pointing his camera up the skirts of girls exiting cars.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

He's calling you names, DB.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2009 16:41

Man you love your bland totty Mr Chris, Gillian Anderson and now Kate Humble.

73% PERVO SCORE. Try harder.

kalmar · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2009 16:43

Mr Chris wrote:

What else will he be doing for money now, though? Other then stealing rare birds' eggs, obv.

Moaning about windmills full time on behalf of the nuclear industry, one would imagine.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

She's lovely. And, given that I think that, Mr Chris must obviously not really like her, and is secretly actually perving over Bill Oddie. That should up his score.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2009 16:45

The longing in the eyes

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Good lord. See, now that's an attractive woman. You can keep your orange Girls Aloud people and airbrushed FHM tarts.

Maybe I just have a thing for slightly older ladies these days?

Mind you, the other day I was watching one of these cable music channels at a chum's house, and I spied a particularly lovely midriff. I have a thing for ladies' stomachs, for some reason. After I'd spent part of a song perving over this lady, my mate pointed out that it was Nelly Furtado.

Brrr. Unclean.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2009 16:51

You mean "Should I have spam or eggs with my chips" look.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

She does look like she's been skiing, though.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Zardoz wrote:

You mean "Should I have spam or eggs with my chips" look.

Of course, you know she ends up having both. Filthy tart.

Malc · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2009 16:52

I saw her first on "Rough Science", I always preferred Kathy Sykes on that to her tbh.

Malc

Malabelm · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2009 16:52

Mr Chris wrote:

She does look like she's been skiing, though.

Great. Now I have mental images of her in bed with a guy either side. Cheers, Chris.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I think our firm does some work for her clothing and outdoor gear company. I may have to check, and then arrange a visit.

4thDimension · **Joined:** 11th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 332

Anyone think Furtado looks like Doctor Cutty from House?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Malabar Front wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

She does look like she's been skiing, though.

Great. Now I have mental images of her in bed with a guy either side. Cheers, Chris.

Is this some new vernacular for some thing the kids* are doing, like "daisy chaining"?

*On Skins

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

4thDimension wrote:

Anyone think Furtado looks like Doctor Cutty from House?

She does quite a bit, yes. Also I think it's 'Cuddy' - Nobody would ever go and see 'Doctor Cutty'.

Malc · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2009 16:55

Malabelm · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2009 16:55

4thDimension wrote:

Anyone think Furtado looks like Doctor Cutty from House?

Cuddy! I thought they were being lazy at first, too.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Craster wrote:

She does quite a bit, yes. Also I think it's 'Cuddy' - Nobody would ever go and see 'Doctor Cutty'.

I'm still amused by a "Doctor Slaughter" I encountered.

kalmar · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2009 16:56

Mr Chris wrote:

Malabar Front wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

She does look like she's been skiing, though.

Great. Now I have mental images of her in bed with a guy either side. Cheers, Chris.

No. Thank YOU!!!!

FTFY

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Matt's shrink was Dr Fear.

4thDimension · **Joined:** 11th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 332

The show is ruined for me now. If it's not Cutty, I am become disillusioned

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Hmm, yes, sort of.

4thDimension · **Joined:** 11th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 332

Could be mum-daughter or maybe Auntie-niece

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Only in my head.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2009 17:06

*In Crasters Head*

Jedi and Padawan

4thDimension · **Joined:** 11th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 332

Anyone got a spare lightsaber pun? Maybe a:

"You could 'force' it in" ?

No?

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2009 22:58

I will fight Mr Chris to the death for Kate Humble's affections.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

We can timeshare - you get Autumn, I get Spring. Deal? Only we start with a spring, as I want firsties.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sat Jan 31, 2009 0:56

Mr Chris wrote:

We can timeshare - you get Autumn, I get Spring. Deal? Only we start with a spring, as I want firsties.

But, dude, you're dead. of SARS. And old, wivva kid. Me, I'm single and stuff. It's time you did something charitable.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

You're not single, dude.

Throw an old dude a bone, here.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:14

Mr Chris wrote:

You're not single, dude.

Throw an old dude a bone, here.

gayer

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

I knew a biologist called Dr. I. Kill once. We should make them all team up. Doctors Fear, Kill and Slaughter, at your service.

Plissken · **Posted:** Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:19

When I was playing footy in a local 5-a-side league, we got this close to printing our names and numbers on the back of our shirts.

Well, when we say "our" names and numbers, it was more:

#4 - Nielson
#5 - Hindley
#12 - West
#13 - Sutcliffe
#15 - Shipman

Curiosity · **Posted:** Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:39

Very near the Glastonbury Festival site, there is a car dealership called 'Brian Fear Cars'.

I always have the odd mental image of someone called Brian driving past and suddenly becoming terrified of automobiles...

Malabelm · **Posted:** Sun Feb 01, 2009 23:45

Curiosity wrote:

Very near the Glastonbury Festival site, there is a car dealership called 'Brian Fear Cars'.

I always have the odd mental image of someone called Brian driving past and suddenly becoming terrified of automobiles...

That reads like Brian is a race or species. Excellent.

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:10

Malabar Front wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

Very near the Glastonbury Festival site, there is a car dealership called 'Brian Fear Cars'.

I always have the odd mental image of someone called Brian driving past and suddenly becoming terrified of automobiles...

That reads like Brian is a race or species. Excellent.

Brian are a separate species from the rest of us.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Plissken wrote:

When I was playing footy in a local 5-a-side league, we got this close to printing our names and numbers on the back of our shirts.

Well, when we say "our" names and numbers, it was more:

#4 - Nielson
#5 - Hindley
#12 - West
#13 - Sutcliffe
#15 - Lampard

FTFY.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Feb 02, 2009 15:03

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Grumpy ex-Goodie quits Springwatch:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7860991.stm

Annoying as he is, it was always a joy to watch him irritate the tits off Kate Humble.

Man, I thought you'd want to hurt him due to the mad crush your wife has on all of the Goodies.

She may want to hurt me now.

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

Has anyone mentioned Oddie's Bodies yet?

Be Excellent To Each Other

Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie
Put your hands all over mybody

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Be Excellent To Each Other

Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie Put your hands all over mybody

Who is online

Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie
Put your hands all over mybody