Be Excellent To Each Other

The BeeX Dictionary:

Badgers
The preferred prey of the wild Craster. The chosen approach is for a Craster to take the badger out for a romantic meal, perhaps some insects and small voles, and then when the badger's guard is down due to such rare kind treatment, to bum the badger to death and then eat it. Apparently the bumming part saves on having to salt the meat later. [Mr Chris]

Bananas
Scoring system in BEEX, want to give someone a pat on the back for a good joke or suchlike? What better way to do it-than with a banana!
Note: do not go above 998...bad things happen [Shin]

BeeX Website
We do not talk about the Beex Website. [Plissken]
Talk about this all you like, what with it being written properly and not being hateful to the eyes.[Grim...]

Bits and Bobs
Thread in which users can cack on about the minutae of their everyday life. Limited to 100 pages. If only all blogs were like this. [Plissken]

Bots
Beex has a number of forum bots.

DavPazBot - Replies to anything and everything. Upgraded version of ShinBot.
DudleyBot - A bot able to turn any thread into an argument.
ChinBot - Able to find an appropriate 80s reference, regardless of the original thread content.
[Devilman]

Beex also has a number of forum botters:

MypBotter - Takes regular botting from the mod bots.
CrasterBotter - Animal Specialist.
MrChrisBotter - Insists that both parties wear protective cardigans.
[Zardoz]

Dimlie
A "humourous" image that we keep asking Dimrill to draw. He never does. [Plissken]

FeeX
The BeeX equivalent of FTFY (Fixed That For You). When a poster quotes and then edit the quote of a previous poster with the intention of Hilarious Consequences. [Plissken]

Forum Flounce
When a poster starts a thread stating that they find the current shenanigans on BeeX unacceptable and will be leaving forever. See also "Oh No! Internet Drama!"[Plissken]

Griefing (EVE)
Ask Malia [DazSpaz]

Grim...
Forum Overlord. We're not saying he's well off, but if you rent a house, it is likely that your landlord has a landlord. And that landlord has a landlord. And that landlord has a landlord. And that landlord is Grim...

It is less complicated if you have a mortgage. He owns the bank. [Plissken]

MafiaScum
A game of paranoia and deduction. The rules vary, but with two constants;

Curiosity is always a Bad Guy
Dudley's suspicions are always wrong
[Plissken]

Mr Chris
The Beex equivalent of Bree out of Desperate Housewives. [Kalmar]

Pylons
Please keep all pylon discussion to the pylon subfora. [Kalmar]

Shin
Part of your leg. Legs, you'll no doubt be aware, work without you really thinking about it. When you want to walk somewhere, you Just Do. Similarly, the poster known as Shin posts without really thinking about it. [Gazchap]

Sport
A sub forum, loved by those in it, shunned by everyone else like a ginger haired stepchild. [Plissken]




Entries posted in this thread will be added into the first post. Have at ye.

FeeX - The BeeX equivalent of FTFY (Fixed That For You). When a poster quotes and then edit the quote of a previous poster with the intention of Hilarious Consequences.



We need links to the origin of Burttank.

Griefing (EVE)

Ask Malia

Forum Flounce - when a poster starts a thread stating that they find the current shenanigans on BeeX unacceptable and will be leaving forever. See also "Oh No! Internet Drama!"

MafiaScum - Game of paranoia and deduction. The rules vary, but with two constants;

Curiosity is always a Bad Guy
Dudley's suspicions are always wrong


Sport - A sub forum, loved by those in it, shunned by everyone else like a ginger haired stepchild.

Bits and Bobs - Thread in which users can cack on about the minutae of their everyday life. Limited to 100 pages. If only all blogs were like this.

Grim... - Forum Overlord. We're not saying he's well off, but if you rent a house, it is likely that your landlord has a landlord. And that landlord has a landlord. And that landlord has a landlord. And that landlord is Grim...

It is less complicated if you have a mortgage. He owns the bank.

Short version: Emo Blog

Are we actually going to remove the apostrophe from Banana's?

America - It is a bit different to the UK, apparently.

Have we had permission from Shin?

FANCY NOT ASKING ME! I AM DISTRAUGHT!

Yeah sure-as long as it won't imbalance time

Totally Changing Time. Has Grim... taught us nothing?

Beex has a number of forum bots.

DavPazBot - Replies to anything and everything. Upgraded version of ShinBot.
DudleyBot - A bot able to turn any thread into an argument.
ChinBot - Able to find an appropriate 80s reference, regardless of the original thread content.

Beex has a number of forum botters.

MypBotter - Takes regular botting from the mod bots.
CrasterBotter - Animal Specialist.
MrChrisBotter - Insists that both parties wear protective cardigans.

I feel left out.

GoddessJasmineBot - always feeling left out.

Goddess Jasmine- The epitomy of awesomeness and bottles of wine

This is by far the most helpful thread in the entire forum. Thank you, Mr Chris.

Heh.

all true

That's MaliA, thank you very much.

he he

Badgers
The preferred prey of the wild Craster. The chosen approach is for a Craster to take the badger out for a romantic meal, perhaps some insects and small voles, and then when the badger's guard is down due to such rare kind treatment, to bum the badger to death and then eat it. Apparently the bumming part saves on having to salt the meat later.

BurtTank
The most awesome image ever created. Any subsequent variation of this image is equally the most awesome image ever created.

MaliBear
An image appropriate for all situations.

Bezzies

Your bestest buddehs. Always up for playing something over Xbox Live, whether for fun or to do the same race over and over and over again to unlock a grindy achievement.