Be Excellent To Each Other

So, I got my phone. I actually very much like my phone when it isn't playing the bond theme.

So, great, it works!

I phone Daniel Craig just Craig. Good stuff. I phone him when I am on teh way to the train station, when I am on the train, good good. Then, can't phone him. 'number error', you see. if I phone that number from another mobile or landline, it's fine, just not from my mobile. If I dial through to the voicemail and return the call via that, it works, but I don't want to do that every time I call my other half! What if he hasn't left a voice email. Anyway, why should I?

So, I phone customer services, explain my problem and 'helpful lady' laughs at me. Where is CG? is he ready for some face-stomping. Tells me to blow on the sim card to get rid of (one whole day's worth of) dust, and tells me I'll have to go to an oh-flippin-two store to buy a new sim, sorry, but haha, it's kind of random, nothing she can do, bye.

I phone up again, more to complain about that silly mare than anything, maybe the person you are trying to call has blocked your phone number?

Face to table collision coming up rapidly.

Grumble grumble.

Sorry if that message was garbled due to unlikely levels of not-happiness.

I'm going to send my dad after them.

*sharpens phone*

OK, so I seem to be able to get through if I stick an extra digit '0' on the end of the number. Does anyone know why this might be? i tried phoning the only other five digit Lancaster number I know (Fired Wok, to any locals) and it went through fine without the extra 0.

I didn't even realise there were any five digit numbers left! I thought they had all be changed years ago. Strange that it works for one but not the other though.

Yeah, there are quite a few around - most of the businesses and cool people in Lancaster have one, dontcha know.

Waiting t go out for a meal. Tummy is going goorgle murrgle...

*inevitable*
Then why's Craig got one then?

He's a business.

He is cool.

Still hungry. Come on 7:30

Damn, I had a 50/50 chance.

The Hives spring to mind:

viewtopic.php?p=129448#p129448

You=e hove hives?

I wernt with the majority vote, Sir hugeness, and I was wrong! Always trust in Westley. Not West Lif. I was a fool.

But still, I figured it out by myself! Huzzahg! I wish I could tell everybody. We msuts thionk of way! I gave my sister (02) the home nuer to call me on and it wouldnt connect, she said she had wtten it down qrong as it was a digit short and said that it was not the righy number but this i am sure is why!

WP DE DOOP.oops caps lock. snarf.

Burrittoo nom nom. with rice. The man with the guitar sung or sung me a song. dur sang. Spurs won too! he sang that song tha craig sings shes taking off her dress now letting me go, he's having a smoke and shes takg a drg. You know. but all mexicany. i think becuse he startde to sing bron eyed girl at me and came to gve me big smiles but thn was close to see my eyes are BLUE! Silly, but he was funny making all his songs mexicany.

Oh piss. ;look it is all wrong will do it in the morning. also, my friend is really engagsed not to her imaginary boyfriend who i nmow.

Mimi=great

Mimi is drunk.

Also: great.

I hope so. Either that or the O2 plague has spread to her computer.

Mimi, that is one spectacular post right there!

Post locked for posterity

Check out the team BETEO poll thread as well.

Now *that's* a good use of mod powers!

Yes, it is distressingly attractive, isn't it?

drunk chicks rule, wonder if she's up yet...

That would be the killers - it was only a kiss

Malc

I am up. Well, partly.

I am awake.

I had fun.

Now - not so much. I fogot to drink lots of water before bed. I did not drink that much but I was super hungry and tired, and my drink was ble which automatically spells evil. It tasted of coconut though. Maybe it was shampoo.

That's it. I could only remember those lines when I got home. There was a big guy with a guitar who sung loads of pop songs non-stop for three hours, but all in thi great style. We lef as he was finishing and as we walked out he said 'you have a nice face'. I said 'you have a nice guitar' and tripped out of the door taking an ornamental chrstmas cracker with me which I still seem to have in my handbag. I took it by accident.

I phoned up Craig and I think I was too loud on the phone. Oops.

EDIT: re-reading the posts up top they all make kind-of sense. I know what I meant

Sorry dudes, it's called 'Mr Brightside'

You always have to get all accurate 'n' stuff don'cha

Malc

I am fond of precision

I went to find some breakfast and came back just to say it was caled Mr Brightside. That is the only lucid thought I will have all day and you've gone and ruined it. Spoilers, DavPaz, spoilers!

Anyway. Hello all!

Make it small!

I'm sorry I will spolier every fact from now on.



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