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 Post subject: Hurrah!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 17:07 
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 Post subject: Re: Hurrah!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 17:14 
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That's great :DD
5 of them are me?! Oh god :s maybe I'll try and stay off the swears for a bit

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 Post subject: Re: Hurrah!
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I love how all mine are F1 and DRM in Command and Conquer related.


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 Post subject: Re: Hurrah!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 17:21 
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Gain fame by saying "cock-smoker", etc :)

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 Post subject: Re: Hurrah!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 17:27 
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I can't fucking believe I'm not on that page once.


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 Post subject: Re: Hurrah!
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It's a fucking disgrace.


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 Post subject: Re: Hurrah!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 17:30 
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Isn't that lovely?

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I'm not blimming on there at all!

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 Post subject: Re: Hurrah!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 17:36 
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Grim... wrote:
Gain fame by saying "cock-smoker", etc :)

I can see the forum ending up like that program "Frampton Row", from The Day Today. :D

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Yorkshire Accented Woman: I'm not made of money 'specially not since Eddie Copsey and 'is bloomin' lids.
Newspaper seller: Oh-aye.
Woman: Go on then I'll 'ave the Express. (hands over money) There you are yer big hairy cock.
Seller: Ta.
Woman: Ta-ra Stan. (walks off)
Seller: (calls) Ta-ra yer shitter.

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 Post subject: Re: Hurrah!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 17:41 
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I like the way 'cocktail' is a rude word. Can't stand the arseholes who go to cocktail bars.


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 Post subject: Re: Hurrah!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 17:43 
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Anyone from Scunthorpe?

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 Post subject: Re: Hurrah!
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Im going on Saturday.

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 Post subject: Re: Hurrah!
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Turd is safe! Turd is safe!

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 Post subject: Re: Hurrah!
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 Post subject: Re: Hurrah!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 17:52 
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I went to the zoo today to see the peacocks.

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 Post subject: Re: Hurrah!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 17:54 
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I fell over and bashed my nose, which then started to bleed. It bled everywhere, I went to the ticket office and they asked me why face was all bloody.

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 Post subject: Re: Hurrah!
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 Post subject: Re: Hurrah!
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Nothing wrong with "bloody" I see.

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 Post subject: Re: Hurrah!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 18:25 
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Too bloody right, though a bloke went very quiet in a meeting when we started talking about it yesterday - one of the others had been ticked off for using bloody at work.

She's a nurse.


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 Post subject: Re: Hurrah!
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Shin mentioned my name in that feed. I clicked the link to see what she was on about.

*deep breath*

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 Post subject: Re: Hurrah!
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^_^; um...I did say...kind of....

Also-sorry I spelt your name wrong first of all

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 Post subject: Re: Hurrah!
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Nah, it was my own stupid fault!

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 Post subject: Re: Hurrah!
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This feed reminds me of http://twitter.com/novelsin3lines, being a selection of alleged headlines from Parisian newspapers in the early 1900s.

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At the station in Mâcon, Mouroux had his legs severed by an engine. "Look at my feet on the tracks!" he cried, then fainted.


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