Bits and Bobs 3

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

A blank canvas. How spiffing.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Craster wrote:

A blank canvas. How spiffing.

Craster I will hunt you across a thousand galaxies, and I will smite you. And when I smite you, you will not forget that you had been, er, smited.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

I would prefer to have been smut, to be honest.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 13:45

I've just mowed the lawns, the house is quiet...

To the 360matron!

Pundabaya · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5016

Zardoz wrote:

to the 360matron!

Hattie Jacques slowly revolving on a circular bed, her legs spread wide?

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

I boycott this thread in favour of the 'Crap n' that' thread I started long ago which was then locked.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

ComicalGnomes wrote:

I boycott this thread in favour of the 'Crap n' that' thread I started long ago which was then locked.

Pfft. That was a properly rubbish thread.

MrD · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2139

I only just read why somebody posted a picture of Cid from FF7 in the other thread. I thought y'all just thought he was cool.

Dick Dastardly hardly ever wears his goggles (he wears them more often in D&MITFM than in Wacky Races), but he does whenever he thinks he's in actual danger.

Blinx (in fact, none of the 253 Time Factory cats) never wears his goggles, though he really should. He might wear them in the NTSC version (according to a couple of walkthroughs) on the snow levels.

In PAL though, he only wears them in one of the promotional shots, which shows a PAUSE time crystal of... the wrong shape? (I think I'm thinking of an alternative version of this) (I think the promotional BLiNX renders were done by an outside company about half way through development, which is why Blinx looks like a vicious badass on the box, and an orange balloon ingame)

Dr Lave · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5979

So I was meant to be avoiding the forums for a bit to stop procrastinating but some BASTARD stole my card details and used them in the USA. Thankfully the shitty us dollar meant that he could only take out a hundred odd quid before it was declined.

Rather excellently Natwest will be getting my money back to me in 10 days without any hassle but now I've got a cancelled card for the bank holiday weekend. Gah, And the card will be sent to a city 200 miles from where I live.

And how the fuck did he get it.....?

The last thing I bought of the internet was through amazon marketplace, and I always cover my pin with my hand when typing it in...

BAH!

metalangel · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 20:04

But also, say, the woman from Tabula Rasa, with her giant green goggles!

*RANDOM BATTLE*

Or any number of the gnomes from WoW!

Or Daxter from Jak and Daxter!

*CRAB BATTLE*

Or Slate in Jet Set radio!

Or that anime guy in the orange suit with the spikey blonde hair (can't think of the name of the show)

Or Aika in Skies of Arcadia!

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

* RANDOM BATTLE *

This could be a long thread.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

About 100 pages if I guess right.

myp · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 21:57

ComicalGnomes wrote:

About 100 pages if I guess right.

Your boycott didn't last long.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

I boycotted the last thread too, pay attention!

Shin · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 22:53

*RANDOM BATTLE*

Well....what a fucking night. I am the damn pool demon, that's what I fucking am. YTes I've been drinking, no I'm not posting any more, going to fucking bed. I am immensely pissed off and am off to watch you.porn.com and whack off angrily

Runcle · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 23:03

ha nearly theres no full stop between the you and the porn.

Shin · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 23:05

Forgive the pissed-ness. I realise this is the 2nd post now, no more posts
youporn.com
ARe you happy now? Everyone knows its porn in the end. SAFE

RANDOM FUCK**

Shin · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 23:12

MetalAngel wrote:

But also, say, the woman from Tabula Rasa, with her giant green goggles!

*RANDOM BATTLE*

Or any number of the gnomes from WoW!

Or Daxter from Jak and Daxter!

*CRAB BATTLE*

Or Slate in Jet Set radio!

Or that anime guy in the orange suit with the spikey blonde hair (can't think of the name of the show)

Or Aika in Skies of Arcadia!

Do you mean Naruto? And fuck it, I;ve posted miore than once now

metalangel · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 23:21

Yes, it's Naruto. Ta, though it's not really a set of goggles is it? Or is it? I can't tell/care.

Also, mpeghunter and empornium are your friends.

GazChap · **Posted:** Sat Aug 23, 2008 23:56

I've just had to call the police

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Sun Aug 24, 2008 0:05

Aww, Shin's not that bad even on the booze.

GazChap · **Posted:** Sun Aug 24, 2008 0:07

Haha. I think I'm the reason for her being pissed off, though.

No, calling the police was more about the attempted rape happening pretty much right outside my window

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Sun Aug 24, 2008 0:13

I didn't think she was pissed off, just pissed!

Bloody hell, are the relevant parties ok?

GazChap · **Posted:** Sun Aug 24, 2008 0:19

I have no idea. I heard her shouting "fuck off" and "get the fuck off me" and looked out the window to see her trying to get away, him dragging her back by her hair and trying to kiss her/touch her up. I think she knew him, possibly ex-boyfriend or something. She slapped him a couple of times and he hit her back, so I shouted out of the window and told him to get the fuck away from her. He told me to fuck off.

At that point another couple came around the corner of the street and walked towards them. The girl in trouble walked towards them saying "get him away from me before he fucking kills me" but the couple just walked past, probably thought they were just drunk (which they were, no doubt about it)

She carried on walking down the street (out of my sight) and he followed her, so I closed my window and pondered what to do. Couple of minutes later I heard her start shouting and screaming again, but this time from a distance, so I rang the police and told 'em what had happened. I heard sirens a few minutes later, but I've no idea whether anything came of it - she didn't scream/shout after the sirens anyway.

Grim... · **Posted:** Sun Aug 24, 2008 0:36

youporn is good, but repeats a lot and seems to carry every ideepthroat video every fucking day, or something. fantasti.cc is much better.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

You're all a bunch of wankers.

MrD · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2139

I don't think any one of the Naruto cast wear goggles. Shino wears glasses, that's about it.

Shin · **Posted:** Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:01

Ack, I have a headache

Bad mood has dissolved, I realised I was naggy and decided to go sleep for a bit and then I'd feel better, which works...that or punching someone-which is never a good idea-although Mr.Angry will probably dissagree

If I was there while that was happening I'd have seriously been downstairs and fucked that gy p-then I woulda been happy a helluva lot sooner

I hope the girls okay now though

I'll check all those porn things out, youporn.com is good if you type in the right 'buzz' words

I think I went on boyfood.com or something once...biggest load of crap in my life, not on a SCAT way!

EDIT: No, there is nobody in Naruto with goggles, Naruto himself has that 'headband' thing, but that's to show who his sensei is, isn't it?

I fucking hate Naruto...I love anime like,...just hate that fox-kid. Kitsune are not cool

MrD · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2139

It's his village insignia.

kalmar · **Posted:** Sun Aug 24, 2008 15:01

Where did 'the goggles do nothing' meme come from then?

MrD · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2139

From this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE9Dgp4zlPg

Scarysheep3000 · **Posted:** Sun Aug 24, 2008 15:05

kalmar wrote:

Where did 'the goggles do nothing' meme come from then?

Simpsons, innit? Radioactive man episode, Rainier Wolfcastle... unless I've got my wires very crossed. It's certainly an oft-quoted phrase in our household, along with "that's the joke."

MrD · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2139

UR SLO

Scarysheep3000 · **Posted:** Sun Aug 24, 2008 15:26

Bollocks. I didn't even get a "someone else has posted since you started writing this, you slow bastard" message. I reckon you've used your MAD MOD SKILLZ to insert your post above mine. Yes. That's what happened.

kalmar · **Posted:** Sun Aug 24, 2008 15:32

Ah. Hadn't seen that episode. tkyous

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

kalmar wrote:

Where did 'the goggles do nothing' meme come from then?

The Simpsons.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49252

MrD wrote:

UR SLO

Gaywood is sloer.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Craster wrote:

MrD wrote:

UR SLO

Gaywood is more pissed.

FTFY

Plissken · **Posted:** Sun Aug 24, 2008 20:56

Had a very good time in Shuff last night. And Sony Aibos are astonishing little bits of tech.

Morte · **Posted:** Mon Aug 25, 2008 13:22

No idea if this has been posted before but it amused me greatly. Death Star over San Fransisco.

http://current.com/items/89204971_death_star_over_san_francisco

AceAceBaby · **Posted:** Mon Aug 25, 2008 18:31

Adric just died on SciFi+1. I think it worked better with the comedy music track.

And The Doctor was a stone cold mo-fo who cooked a fool for steppin to.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26201

I would like to know what series of events led up to the scene in this picture

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

AceAceBaby wrote:

Adric just died on SciFi+1. I think it worked better with the comedy music track.

And The Doctor was a stone cold mo-fo who cooked a fool for steppin to.

When just before Adric dies, watch Waterhouse gingerly operate that control panel that explodes. I spoke to someone who was on set and apparently Waterhouse was terrified of being hurt by the charges.

AceAceBaby · **Posted:** Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:20

Heh he did look a bit nervous. I thought it was a masterpiece of acting, really emoting his situation of impending spaceship doom.

So much for pathos!

devilman · **Posted:** Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:13

Mimi wrote:

I would like to know what series of events led up to the scene in this picture

Horse1 - You're getting out of shape. You'll be glue before long.
Horse2 - Rubbish! I'm in my prime!
Horse1 - Prove it. Bet you can't jump over that car.
Horse2 - Easy. Here goes...

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:51

Typical boy racer. Anything for a few extra horses.

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

I'M A FUCKING LIBRARIAN AGAIN :DD

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:57

sinister agent wrote:

I'M A FUCKING LIBRARIAN AGAIN :DD

This is good. Yes?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:57

You leveled up?

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Another candidate for "longest time between achievements", been trying to get back into Dead Rising to compete with Mr Jamesoff. Got my first achievement of the new runs yesterday, the first since September 2006.

23 months has got to be some kind of record.

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