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Make your predictions in the following categories, friend Beexers.

Value of the pound in Euro on the 30th at midday

Total cost to the nation (it might take a while to get the answer to this one, and it's likely to be very wooly, but it's just a bit of fun, suck it up)

The leave date

Deal or no deal?

Theresa May's last day as PM

Will there be a hard Irish border?

Longest queue on M20 in the first week

Will there be food shortages?

Will there be medicine shortages?

Is anyone - ANYONE - going to be happy at the end of it?

Whoever gets the most right will win an actual prize!

Closing date for entries is midday on the 11th March.



Feel free to copy and paste from here:

Value of the pound in Euro on the 30th at midday
1.07

Total cost to the nation
£8.2b

The leave date
29th March, 2019.

Deal or no deal?
No deal

Theresa May's last day as PM
June 3rd

Will there be a hard Irish border?
Yes

Longest queue on M20 in the first week
22 miles

Will there be food shortages?
Yes

Will there be medicine shortages?
No

Is anyone - ANYONE - going to be happy at the end of it?
The hardcore leave folk will be happy.

Value of the pound in Euro on the 30th at midday
1.15
Total cost to the nation
32b
The leave date
N/a
Deal or no deal?
No leave
Theresa May's last day as PM
7th april
Will there be a hard Irish border?
No
Longest queue on M20 in the first week
1 mile
Will there be food shortages?
No
Will there be medicine shortages?
No
Is anyone - ANYONE - going to be happy at the end of it?
No.

Value of the pound in Euro on the 30th at midday
1.01

Total cost to the nation
14.1b

The leave date
29th March


Deal or no deal?
No deal

Theresa May's last day as PM
April 19th


Will there be a hard Irish border?
Yes

Longest queue on M20 in the first week
26 miles

Will there be food shortages?
Yes

Will there be medicine shortages?
Yes

Is anyone - ANYONE - going to be happy at the end of it?
Middle class leave voters above 50 who are already comfortable and in good health. Daily Mail readers.

I mean, there’s already been medicine shortages that have affected our family personally.

Not because of Brexit, though.

No way to know for sure but the pharmacist said it had been harder to obtain since the referendum result.

Value of the pound in Euro on the 30th at midday
50p
Total cost to the nation
Devastation.
The leave date
We won’t leave. There will be continuous deadlock as no one will be able to agree on deal/no deal, etc. and we’ll disappear up our own arses waiting for a solution.
Deal or no deal?
Neither.
Theresa May's last day as PM
As soon as I can get a clear shot.
Will there be a hard Irish border?
To be sure, to be sure.
Longest queue on M20 in the first week
13 miles.
Will there be food shortages?
Oh, yes.
Will there be medicine shortages?
Oh, yes
Is anyone - ANYONE - going to be happy at the end of it?
Vladimir Putin and that fucking clown I used to work with who thinks that the people’s democratic decision to leave must be upheld, even if we all starve to death and/or unemployment skyrockets as major employers bail out of the UK.

Hmmmm....