Zardoz wrote:
OK, If you want details, it was a deep belly fart that went on twice as long as expected. Carried some heat and humidity with it (causing alarm bells). Thankfully after touching my gusset at the lights, I happily confirmed it was gas only. With an odour not unlike lifting a full bin lid on a hot day.
Lucky bastard !
Many years ago now I had a bad dose of the flu. I was literally running on Niquil and Dayquil (one for the day one for the night). Any way, after a few days of doing this to myself I was just about to walk out of the door for work when I got a really odd sensation from down there and realised I needed to fart. At the time my ex wife was sitting on the sofa with her two cousins (one male, one female). I had a white pair of cords on. Any way, I lifted up my right leg a little and got myself into a comfy position and started to fart. When I say started to fart I mean just that, this fart went on for an almost impossible ten seconds or so before it changed in pitch. Thing is I was so proud of myself for pumping out such a belter that I thew caution to the wind (literally) and carried on with this now very strange sounding fart.
All the time I was making sure that every one was paying attention to this monumental moment, the longest fart I'd ever done.
Sadly all was not well and I had indeed shit myself. So I had to do a checkwipe, then take a shower and change out of the clothes I was wearing.