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Trooper
 Post subject: What would you do?
PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 14:16 
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Grim...
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The number of victims suggest I should feed the hungry. However, the number of people that I know that die of starvation is zero, so I'll be selfish and cure cancer.

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DavPaz
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Cure cancer = More Hungry people
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markg
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I'd kick him in the nuts and grab them both.
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Trooper
 Post subject: Re: What would you do?
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Feed the hungry = more people dying of cancer
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MaliA
 Post subject: Re: What would you do?
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There is plenty enough food in the world to feed everyone*, so cure cancer.


*unevenly distributed

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Feed the hungry. One of the starving orphans saved will go on to cure cancer.

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 Post subject: Re: What would you do?
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MaliA wrote:
There is plenty enough food in the world to feed everyone*, so cure cancer.


*unevenly distributed

And how would you ensure even distribution of food? Perhaps that's what's going to happen here if you choose that option.

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Cras
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Hire someone else to make that sort of decision for me because I'm busy right now CLIMBING A MISSILE AS IT FLIES INTO SPACE SO I CAN DISARM IT AND SAVE THE WORLD AND SHIT WHILE AEROSMITH IS PLAYING

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zaphod79
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It doesn't matter - the aliens invade 5 minutes after that and

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The earth is destroyed after another hour or so.
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Grim...
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Lonewolves wrote:
Feed the hungry. One of the starving orphans saved will go on to cure cancer.

But the millions of people saved would probably tank the environment.

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zaphod79
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Cras wrote:
Hire someone else to make that sort of decision for me because I'm busy right now CLIMBING A MISSILE AS IT FLIES INTO SPACE SO I CAN DISARM IT AND SAVE THE WORLD AND SHIT WHILE AEROSMITH IS PLAYING


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markg
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To be pedantic die of starvation would be a better option. Being hungry sometimes is both normal and healthy.
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DavPaz
 Post subject: Re: What would you do?
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zaphod79 wrote:
It doesn't matter - the aliens invade 5 minutes after that and

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The earth is destroyed after another hour or so.

Thereby solving both problems
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Mr Dave
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I wouldn;t fuck cancer. STIs, dude.
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Warhead
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Cure cancer and introduce Soylent Green (or Red, if you prefer).
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I picked cure cancer when I played it but then I got a dubstep gun so gave zero shits about anything apart from my gun after that.
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Bobbyaro
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What game is it?
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Grim...
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Bobbyaro wrote:
What game is it?

Saints Row 4.

Observe one of the best moments in gaming history:

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I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.

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MaliA
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Lonewolves wrote:
MaliA wrote:
There is plenty enough food in the world to feed everyone*, so cure cancer.


*unevenly distributed

And how would you ensure even distribution of food? Perhaps that's what's going to happen here if you choose that option.


That's someone else's problem.

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Warhead
 Post subject: Re: What would you do?
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markg wrote:
I'd kick him in the nuts and grab them both.


One nut in each hand?
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MrChris
 Post subject: Re: What would you do?
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I'd throw the fat man in front of the mine cart.

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Sir Taxalot
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 2:36 
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I'd throw the fat man on top of the grenade before jumping through the (conveniently wide open) window of a passing vehicle, landing in the passenger seat and making my escape while 'Original Nuttah' by Shy FX & UK Apache blares out through the speakers.

Also, would cure cancer - despite it putting a lot of my friends & colleagues in cancer research out of a job. They're smart so maybe they could cure other things instead or even fix world hunger. Even though I'm really a bit of a bum, there would probably be enough other stuff going on that my job would probably be OK for a while.

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