Be Excellent To Each Other

Much more fun in multiplayer?

I thought you could view anybody's replay in this? I've just noticed the option only shows up on the 'Overall' leaderboard, and not the 'Friends' one.

Last game it was only the top 1000 runs. Is there an arbitrary limit on this one?

Sitting slouched in a sofa hardly moving?

Just topped the bezzie board for 'Suspense'. Get it up ye!

38 people from my friends list have played this game, that's pretty impressive.

Tut. One second off gold on Giga.

Ouch. I've done that track once. I'm not in a hurry to do it again.

There's nothing really hard about the track, it's just trying not to make many stupid errors. It does allow you 5 restarts as the cutoff for gold.

It's infuriating! The 5 faults I think I can manage, but after a concerted effort to grab gold, it turns out you really have to fucking rattle your way through it to beat the par time. Like, if you fall and have to restart at a checkpoint quite far behind (which is common), you may as well start again from the beginning. Gah!

If I'd've just faulted one less time I would've done it with ample time to spare. The time limit is very generous.

I'll take my hat off to the 'Bulge, he's done well on Fishy Business. I took over 300 faults and four times as long to complete that!

Just reached the 30 min limit on Dark City Run having racked up over 450 faults. That cunting cunt of a ramp over the scoreboard is almost impossible.

I did the Sin City one first time out! I want your hat, your boots and your motorcycle!

Woohoo got Ramsea and WTB on my friends list!

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT THE TIMES!

Especially Ramsea. Grrrrr.

And Trousers has beaten me on Sewage Plant.

Stupid console games.

I bet you'd be loads better with keyboard and mouse, yeah?

You wait till I put some effort into this. The Crushinator will be back. *pa*

That's definitely the thing that's holding me back.

And, erm, lack of anti-aliasing, or something.

/vows revenge on Sewage Plant, although Ramsea's time looks unbeatable

Definitely not unbeatable, I can do the first section about 2 seconds faster, but thats about 1 in 10 and then multiplied by the 1 in 10 of getting the rest of the course right, I just cba trying again until someone beats me.

Not tonight though, tonight is wine and online slots.

Dammit I haven't shouted this much at a game since I was about 14 years old.

Giga gold. Fucked it up and made one error 2/3rds of the way through otherwise it'd been a clean run.

The Crushinator is back, baby. No. 1 on Dockside.

Hello Sailor!

I'm not even shouting angrily at it. I just keep producing these resigned "oh piss ooooooff"s.

Best rates on Dockside. For you, treble it.

My first platinum...

Malc

Gold on Sewage Plant, finally!

Gah! Was about five seconds ahead of everyone on one of the hard tracks, no faults, on the last obstacle... took me over 20 attempts.

Oops.

I am now champion on Mind Bender too. Sucks to be you Ramsea!

Funky level too with gravity shit going on.

Unyielding II will be the death of me.

Don't know if this has been posted yet. Some of it's funny:

And now the champion of Swamp Fever... Take that YOG.

I can get halfway through, but the long ascent fucks me every time.

I can do all the individual bits, just can't string them together.

Got another platinum medal, my problem on most of the levels is inconsistent performance...


Malc

I didn't know I'd done well on that one!

Good work!

Unyielding II is mine.

After getting sick of watching Ramsea crash and accusing him of being '...fucking shit. Anyone could get over that, you fag...' I gave in and have been playing this. I get annoyed with it very easily and have had one or two full-blown tantrums over it. I especially want to beat WTB though, so expect a friend request, Johnny

It's infuriating and addictive and I want to beat you all at it.*

*Apart from the tracks where I think "How the cheating cunting fuck did you manage that?! Cheating fucks..."

Four player multi person madness is freaking aces. There's some tracks where you play side by side which are great fun but you can also do the levels from the main game -including excessive swearathon GigaTrack, which is great fun with four people racing against one another, especially when everyone is messing up at the same spot. Other characters appear as a ghost on your screen rather than the customary dot, and there's a progress bar at the top, so you don't feel like you're playing by your lonesome.

What is/isn't fun are the sodding extreme tracks. Twenty minutes later and over 300 restarts and none of the people I was playing with had managed to get over the forth obstacle.

Really? There's two whacking great bridges over it. *rests pedantic hands*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db3C_sET ... ata_player

This is the bloody shitter at 6 minutes 28 secs. Could I do it? Could I fuck.

Not tried the multiplayer yet. Attemped to get a game once but just sat in the lobby for ages, gave up and played the single player again.

Admittedly I haven't really tried many of the extreme tracks yet, but 2 mins into "Sin City" is a right bastard.

Fair play to WTB for getting through first time.

That's where I'm currently stuck.

I bought this on a whim t'other day, despite growing to hate it's predecessor. I like it more, it controls a bit better I feel, and the level designers have made some great tracks, especially where they've made obstacles that look like cunting fucks, but are actually pretty easy, much more satisfying than the first game.

I can't even get gold on Castle Crash, yet. I'm shit at the steep uphill slopes when they're uneven.

Castle Crash took me fucking AGES to get a gold on. There's a particular bit that is a right cunt - think it's a steep slope just before the big jump onto the last section.

That's the fucker. I've just done it without any faults, but not nearly in time for a gold medal. The time before that, I got all the way to the end in lightning speed and fell into the last pit.

Ed: and now a whisker off 0:44. Bollocks!

I was the same! Was taking too long getting that annoying bit just right. If you just gun it, you'll eventually get it right and you'll be well under the par time.

Just broke through the 150 medal barrier. Onwards and upwards! Still can't do that cunting UFO achievement though.

Yeah, got it on my first go yesterday. Those slopes are all easy if you enter them fairly slowly from the bottom and just lean forward while accelerating. Took me far too long to suss that out.