Pro-tip, if Doc G knows you're watching The Usual Suspects for the first time don't look at your phone.

I didn't know it was the first time, I was being funneh. Although the film is fourteen years old, so I think it's outside the Spoiler Moratorium period. SPOILER WARNING! Kong dies at the end.

We should list all the films, games and TV we have seen in our sigs to prevent this from ever happening again.

I watched Transformers 2 last night. It was every bit as bad as everyone silly people said.

I watched Transformers 2 last night. It was every bit as bad as everyone said.

Kong dies at the end.

And Aslan is a prick. 5/10.

I'm 30 minutes into Patrick Swayze/Charlie Sheen 80s-fest "Red Dawn". It is, quite literally, not very good. Europe bows before the USSR, and Reds invade the US, starting their invasion, as one does, by landing paratroops in a school playing field in a dusty wee town somewhere in the State of Butt-end, before murdering all the civilians they could see. Obviously a bunch of high school American football players evade the highly trained paratroops by the cunning plan of running two feet in front of the soldiers, jumping in Swayze's truck and driving off, before getting all guerilla on they asses. Unless Swayze's character turns out to be the President undercover, smuggling a nuclear bomb and the launch codes, but falls in love with Charlie Sheen before he can complete his One Man Mission From God, goes on a suicide mission into the Red Camp to rescue Charlie after he gets captured by the Reds after going on a comfort-hotdog raid in town as a result of a lover's tiff over who gets to carry the nuke, I can't see this ending well.

Yeah, but you're own sex life is incomprehensible so you could probably see nice pothead analogues in it

Visuals aside it was an incomprehensible load of portentous rubbish that dragged out a simple high concept that would only be engaging if you smoked a metric fuckton of skunk.

Yeah, but you're own sex life is incomprehensible so you could probably see nice pothead analogues in it

Visuals aside it was an incomprehensible load of portentous rubbish that dragged out a simple high concept that would only be engaging if you smoked a metric fuckton of skunk.

Disagree. I watched The Fountain before I stopped being a stoner and didn't understand it or particularly enjoy it.

OK, LSD then, perhaps?

Couple of good action movies on TV tonight.
I'd record Dog Soldiers (C5, 10pm) and watch 16 Blocks (BBC1, 10:45).

I found it incredibly dull, if I'm honest.

[16 blocks is] still watchable even though Mos Def uses a voice throughout the entire film like he's auditioning for the muppets or like someone is holding his gonads very very tightly indeed.

Oh jesus christ, yes. What the fuck was he thinking?

I'm not convinced that Mr Def got to chose how he spoke.

You mean that Mr Willis was holding onto Def's gonads very very tightly throughout filming?

Michael Bay's thing is "becretining"

That's what it is then - so many people came out of Transformers 2 saying they didn't like it because the film turned them into cretins! That makes sense now.

I didn't even know Michael Bay liked eggs.

He likes teaching yo Momma how to suck them.

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/42587

The link is to a five minute trailer for Emmerich's 2012 film. Has he created a new genre of film; Desctruction Porn?

I spent a lot of last night teaching yo Momma how to suck me.

Did he just drive that limo through a building?
Fuck yeah! I'm bouncing up and down just watching it at work - hahaah this is awesome!
I love me shit like this!
The whole fucking city is falling apart! YEAH! Motherfucker this looks great!