Be Excellent To Each Other

I don't even know what Derpina is and I don't want to know.

I've seen it in my Internet travels but haven't a clue about it.

Sunset in India.

Kewl! Thanks for the tip! I'll check out that site for ideas! I'm engaged and we're getting married in 2013 and we've already chosen "Still Alive" for our theme song, even though our parents and sibs are 100% against it! They know we're geeks at heart , of course, but they were kinda still in shock we'd pick the portal song over classical music or popular wedding pop songs like Unchained Melody.

In terms of dress we're going with traditional wedding attire. I already have some beautiful normal white dresses in mind. And I have a really pretty and simple classic style James Allen engagement ring that I love...here's a pic.... http://www.jamesallen.com/engagement-rings/solitaire/14k-White-Gold-2-5mm-Knife-Edge-Solitaire-11002w14.html

So our parents were happy that we are going to look like a normal bride and groom, but we are dead set of having some gaming theme decorations and favors and table decor and the portal song as our main song!

You could always use the slightly more mainstream 'Together in Electric Dreams'

The 'Bulge should get some of that.

Heh.

amazing work!

Telling it like it is, for reals, there.

I considered sending Microsoft an email when that woman-beating cunt turned up on my Xbox dashboard, but I forgot or something.

Genuine Smirnoff advert. Spot the mistakes.

Wow...

He's such an incompetent DJ that he's allowed her into the DJ booth? And she's telling him that she might be a drunken blonde piece but even she knows he needs to put some fucking records on the decks before he can DJ.

Well, according to Bitterwallet.

Well, he appears to be a pub DJ... so knowing how well pub DJs usually work out, everyone has left as soon as they saw him setting up in the corner because they wanted to be able to socialize. Therefore, the girl is probably his missus who's come along for support and is therefore the only person left in the pub apart from the very angry landlord and his splotchy wife/barmaid.

Then again, given the curtains in the background, he could well be in his nan's house and that is in fact his sister or cousin or something and they're trying to distance themselves from their decrepit, aged relatives. She's going out later and so is dressed to make an early departure. His parents made him bring along his decks to show his nan 'that music thing you do with the records so she knows you have a job'. In fact, it might be his nan's birthday or something and he was told she had music but he can't get his decks to play her old 78s.

'as 'e got an optical mouse on 'is 'ead.

I don't know, but from my tiny preview picture he looks like he has a mutant hand

Creepily tidy switch room is tidy

That kind of organisation works well when it comes to troubleshooting, lad

Pft, there's hardly any cables. Now the to go wrong!

They could fit another two racks in there if they tightened things up a bit.

Smirnoff DJ has no mixer to mix with along with no records.

So could your mum.

Less talk about pictures, more pictures!

One of the only one of these I've ever oned laughed one at one.

SO

DOING

THIS

Last one for now:

Official Mc Donalds Olympic toy.

This is funny because not only is it shite, but it's also the single worst, most misguided and most unnecessary use of the "Motivational Poster" meme I've ever seen.

It appeared on my Facebook feed. It has literally thousands of "likes".

There's so many bad motivational posters about that I've forgotten what a good one looks like.

Awesome!

Brilliant.

On a similar subject, on that New Tab page, it used to have a bookmarks tab at the bottom. Not any more. Just me?

I'm not sure - I very rarely use the New Tab button - I usually middle-click the Home button.

What are bookmarks?

(Not undermining bush fires or anything. It's just funny, alright?!)

I don't think we've got any bush fire supporters in anyway.