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Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Mon Oct 05, 2009 16:22 ]
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For those pimping the article out: the next four parts go live one day a week all this week, each one at 13:37.

Author:  MaliA [ Mon Oct 05, 2009 16:22 ]
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Noted.

Ta.

Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Oct 05, 2009 16:36 ]
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Why the stagger?

Not having an ungrateful pop, just curious.

Author:  MaliA [ Mon Oct 05, 2009 16:38 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
Why the stagger?

Not having an ungrateful pop, just curious.


I tripped in a rabbit hole whilst negotiation the field of vexed cows yesterday afternoon during the walk with mrsA.

Author:  Malc [ Mon Oct 05, 2009 16:45 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
Why the stagger?

Not having an ungrateful pop, just curious.


It's what "proper" sites do isn't it?

It's also habit forming, you get people coming back every day/week/whatever, and it becomes part of their routine etc.

Of course that's only useful if there is new content to keep them coming back.

Malc

Author:  Mr Russell [ Mon Oct 05, 2009 16:46 ]
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Right, so what feature would we like to follow on from this article?

More reviews?

Another voting type thing?

This is the chance to keep the ball rolling.

Author:  Dimrill [ Mon Oct 05, 2009 16:48 ]
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Maybe some sort of satirical jokey news articles?

Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Oct 05, 2009 16:49 ]
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Something about science, farting and baths.

Author:  Mr Russell [ Mon Oct 05, 2009 16:51 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
Maybe some sort of satirical jokey news articles?


Maybe you bring all your stuff back, and everyone else stops being a jerk about it.

Author:  MaliA [ Mon Oct 05, 2009 16:52 ]
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Hurrah! Feedbacks!

Quote:
Resident Evil 4?

Are you fucking kidding me?


Quote:
Where are Dune 2, Warcraft. or Starcraft? Any of the older RTS at least.

Author:  Dimrill [ Mon Oct 05, 2009 16:54 ]
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Mr Russell wrote:
Dimrill wrote:
Maybe some sort of satirical jokey news articles?


Maybe you bring all your stuff back, and everyone else stops being a jerk about it.


Nah, I'd hate to embarrass anyone.

Author:  Dr Lave [ Mon Oct 05, 2009 17:07 ]
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Dimmers stuff isn't up there anymore? :(

Talking of which, his new cartoon has made me bury my Star Wars DVD in the gardern and salt the earth so nothing may grow from it.

Amazing

Author:  Malc [ Mon Oct 05, 2009 17:12 ]
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Dr Lave wrote:
Dimmers stuff isn't up there anymore? :(

Talking of which, his new cartoon has made me bury my Star Wars DVD in the gardern and salt the earth so nothing may grow from it.

Amazing



If salting the earth is bad for stuff then how come an honest person is "the salt of the earth"?

Malc

Author:  MaliA [ Mon Oct 05, 2009 17:14 ]
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Malc wrote:
Dr Lave wrote:
Dimmers stuff isn't up there anymore? :(

Talking of which, his new cartoon has made me bury my Star Wars DVD in the gardern and salt the earth so nothing may grow from it.

Amazing



If salting the earth is bad for stuff then how come an honest person is "the salt of the earth"?

Malc


it comes from the Sermon on the Mount in the Bible, although a bit tricky in translation, apaprently.

it's also the last track on the Rolling Stones Album Beggar's banquet.

Author:  sdg [ Mon Oct 05, 2009 17:15 ]
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We should do a vote fo our favourite 3 or 5 games of this year. Although it may be wise to wait until the end of the year I suppose.
We could do a vote on our favorite ever online games with bezzies. An article about that would be a good read I think.

Author:  Mr Russell [ Mon Oct 05, 2009 17:15 ]
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superdupergill wrote:
We should do a vote fo our favourite 3 or 5 games of this year. Although it may be wise to wait until the end of the year I suppose.
We could do a vote on our favorite ever online games with bezzies. An article about that would be a good read I think.


You are not allowed to write an article about your hat.

Author:  sdg [ Mon Oct 05, 2009 17:30 ]
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Oh that's a good idea! My top 5 favourite hats. I think I know which ones I would choose already. So I could write a paragraph abot each one, explaining why I love it,any special features it has and my favourte moments then I could include picures and captions. This could be a real traffic getter!

Author:  devilman [ Mon Oct 05, 2009 17:38 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
Maybe some sort of satirical jokey news articles?


I was going to write a 'Things we know about a post-apocalyptic future from playing Fallout 3' but it's been so long since I played it, I've forgotten what I was going to include.

Author:  sinister agent [ Mon Oct 05, 2009 18:40 ]
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That's just silly. Dune 2 was great, but only because it predated Command and Conquer et al. It's not a better game than most of its successors. And Warcraft was bloody horrible. Quite liked the second one, mind, though I only played a demo.

Author:  Dimrill [ Mon Oct 05, 2009 18:55 ]
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I think Dune 2's only been topped by Dune 2000, to be honest. I've never liked C&C and its spinoffs.

Author:  TsuMuch [ Mon Oct 05, 2009 22:25 ]
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Huzzah! I never thought I'd live to see this day.

Would it be churlish of me to complain about the sub-editing? Probably. But I think only a total stickler for the rules would think my first sentence benefits from a "this is" at the start, and I'm pretty sure a plain "legally" would be better than "totally legal!" in the final sentence. If you only do one thing, I'd ask that you lose the over-excited exclamation mark. I'm too cool for that. Yeah.

Erm. Sorry. Well done everyone!

Author:  MaliA [ Mon Oct 05, 2009 22:28 ]
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I enjoyed your review a lot, TsuMuch.

Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Mon Oct 05, 2009 22:37 ]
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It's all looking good. BUT WILL THERE BE AMSTRAD GAMES IN THE NEXT INSTALMENT? EH EH EH? (you've already seen the full article you pillock - Ed)

We need a Sir Alan Dimrill dammit. And a Dimrill Dimrill that could double as a one half of ZZ Top minus beard Dimrill.

Author:  Malc [ Mon Oct 05, 2009 22:39 ]
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Oh on the sub eddding your own reviews vibe:

Quote:
you’ve just glanced up at the game time and can see there is only 20 seconds to go
should probably be:

Quote:
you’ve just glanced up at the game time and can see there are only 20 seconds to go
and
Quote:
but the other one manages to kill you and himself out with his rocket launcher
should certainly be
Quote:
but the other one manages to kill you and take himself out with his rocket launcher


Malc

Author:  TsuMuch [ Mon Oct 05, 2009 22:41 ]
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Cheers MaliA. I was a little concerned I'd made it too obvious that I'd rather be writing about Tetris...

Yours is a great write up on EvE, and if I hadn't seen friends willingly become unemployed thanks to the game's terrifying addictive power, it'd probably tempt me to give it a go.

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Oct 06, 2009 13:40 ]
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What's the time, fuckers?

Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Oct 06, 2009 13:42 ]
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Chico Time?

Author:  myp [ Tue Oct 06, 2009 13:47 ]
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It's 1346hrs.

Author:  kalmar [ Tue Oct 06, 2009 14:07 ]
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chinnyhill10 wrote:
Sir Alan Dimrill


For the love of god, keep those two away from the teleport booth.

Author:  DBSnappa [ Tue Oct 06, 2009 14:13 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Sweet.

Am whoring the link about a lot.


Who the fuck subbed your eve review?

It's "loaded to the gunwales" not "loaded to the gunnels"

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Oct 06, 2009 14:16 ]
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DBSnappa wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Sweet.
Am whoring the link about a lot.

Who the fuck subbed your eve review?

I note you're a subed. Was it you?

Author:  DBSnappa [ Tue Oct 06, 2009 14:19 ]
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Grim... wrote:
DBSnappa wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Sweet.
Am whoring the link about a lot.

Who the fuck subbed your eve review?

I note you're a subed. Was it you?

Christ no, if I'd let something like that through I'd fully expect a 3am visitation from my long dead father to bollock me.

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Tue Oct 06, 2009 14:19 ]
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DBSnappa wrote:
Who the fuck subbed your eve review?
Me and kalmar. Myp promised to look, but he didn't. Hey, it turns out volunteer subeds who've already spent hours chasing people for submissions don't do a perfect job when subbing 12,500 words! Who knew?

Author:  myp [ Tue Oct 06, 2009 14:24 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Myp promised to look, but he didn't.

Aye, when my boss found out I had nothing to do I got landed with a shitload of work and a training course instead.

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Oct 06, 2009 14:28 ]
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DBSnappa wrote:
Grim... wrote:
DBSnappa wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Sweet.
Am whoring the link about a lot.

Who the fuck subbed your eve review?

I note you're a subed. Was it you?

Christ no, if I'd let something like that through I'd fully expect a 3am visitation from my long dead father to bollock me.

That was a rhetorical question.

Author:  Dimrill [ Tue Oct 06, 2009 14:50 ]
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Myp's review of Osu! Tatake! Ouendan!'s shite. Mine was better.

Quote:
Mr Ouendan gets very angry at his neighbour's habit of buying new television sets every six months. Consequently his house is surrounded by discarded working television sets. The television sets are precariously stacked and are a danger to passers by! In an attempt to stop this behaviour, Mr Ouendan dons a costume and becomes The Rumbelows Enforcer to force his neighbours to rent television sets that run on exclamation marks instead of throwing away television sets when they buy new television sets. Television sets.

Author:  myp [ Tue Oct 06, 2009 14:51 ]
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Feel free to swap it out, if you want.

Author:  Dimrill [ Tue Oct 06, 2009 14:52 ]
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I'm not flopping it out in front of you.

Author:  DBSnappa [ Tue Oct 06, 2009 15:11 ]
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Grim... wrote:
DBSnappa wrote:
Grim... wrote:
DBSnappa wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Sweet.
Am whoring the link about a lot.

Who the fuck subbed your eve review?

I note you're a subed. Was it you?

Christ no, if I'd let something like that through I'd fully expect a 3am visitation from my long dead father to bollock me.

That was a rhetorical question.

Ah! Takes a smartarse to spot another :D

Author:  throughsilver [ Tue Oct 06, 2009 18:27 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
Myp's review of Osu! Tatake! Ouendan!'s shite. Mine was better.

Quote:
Mr Ouendan gets very angry at his neighbour's habit of buying new television sets every six months. Consequently his house is surrounded by discarded working television sets. The television sets are precariously stacked and are a danger to passers by! In an attempt to stop this behaviour, Mr Ouendan dons a costume and becomes The Rumbelows Enforcer to force his neighbours to rent television sets that run on exclamation marks instead of throwing away television sets when they buy new television sets. Television sets.

I like both. May we have both?

***

Really digging the blurbs so far. Just a touch of nit-pickery: I think the last sentence of Deus Ex, paragraph 2 is lacking a 'not'. Maybe it's not (har); I haven't played the game. There is a missing apostrophe (and a hyphen between '300' and 'odd', but that's prolly just me) in the penultimate Head Over Heels paragraph, but I feel churlish even mentioning it, as that piece is fantastic.

On a personal level, a word or two on why Landstalker is potentially better than the Zelda series would be illuminating. Not a thesis, nor a gauntlet-throw, just a few words why devilman thinks so.

***

No, this most definitely does not mean mine will be perfect. Or even particularly good. ;)

[edit] And the list is making me want to play some games that I never have done. So mission accomplished already (for me)!

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Tue Oct 06, 2009 18:39 ]
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Done all of throughsilver's suggestions.

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Oct 06, 2009 19:41 ]
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<really fucking relieved the only criticism is due to a homophone and a grocer's apostrophe>

Author:  throughsilver [ Tue Oct 06, 2009 20:06 ]
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Nah, it was well good. I especially liked the murdering of faces.

Author:  devilman [ Tue Oct 06, 2009 20:09 ]
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throughsilver wrote:
On a personal level, a word or two on why Landstalker is potentially better than the Zelda series would be illuminating. Not a thesis, nor a gauntlet-throw, just a few words why devilman thinks so.


That's fair enough. As the the smaller write-ups are just a paragraph, I didn't really feel I could go into much detail as to why I prefer it to Zelda and still fit a meaningful description.

One thing I've just noticed that's missing... the format of each game. With some games it'll be pretty obvious but some may not know that Landstalker was on the Mega Drive for instance.

Author:  Curiosity [ Wed Oct 07, 2009 14:53 ]
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Next set is up!

Author:  kalmar [ Wed Oct 07, 2009 14:56 ]
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Oh, man, I had to sub-ed the fuck out of #25 and it still looks weird ;)

Author:  Dr Lave [ Wed Oct 07, 2009 15:05 ]
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Wooo! The first and only in depth recommendation of a menu! Go me!

I LOVE RHYTHM TENGOKU!

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Oct 07, 2009 15:25 ]
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Er, WTF?
http://www.flyfishing-magazine.com/news ... ers-30-21/

Author:  myp [ Wed Oct 07, 2009 15:31 ]
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That's a bit odd. They obviously link to every article that contains fishing.

Author:  kalmar [ Wed Oct 07, 2009 15:31 ]
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How flattering!

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