Be Excellent To Each Other

Well mine is done so er... you can do all the rest I suppose.

Oh no. I did it that day (hence Doc's comments).

What's left, DoccyG?

I'm not actually sure. I'm a week or so behind compiling submissions -- there's a few left. I'll try and find time tonight to bring the current draft up to scratch and then post an update.

I've done all but one of my write-ups. I hereby promise not to play a game on my 360 until I have done the last one.

Isn't your 360 in Germany?

It's in a UPS depot in Charlton, where it will reside until Wednesday.

I won't play on Dimrill's spare one either then. Happy now?

No.

GTFF and do your own then.

I don't have any - I washed my hands of them weeks ago.

This article has left us.
I'm in a mood.
It's gone to Kenya.
With the bloke from Allied Carpets.

We await the finished article like we awaited Street Fighter 2 on the CPC.

Has Duke Nukem Forever been released yet?

Who's letting us down then? Come ON you lazy plebs!

You do know that Grim... is paying £250 per word* for these reviews, don't you?





*Falsehood!

Admittedly, I need to collate a list of what's missing. I'll do that on the weekend.

I'll help.




Things that are missing:


[*]The finished article.

So has this happened yet?

These are the games I am still lacking writeups for:


Curio -- I had your other reviews but can't find one for CoD4. Is that right? Or have I missed a PM?

At this stage, if ANYONE wants to write ANYTHING about ANY of these games, please do so. Or if they know anyone who would like to do so. I just want the fucking thing finished. And before anyone moans, I'm asking you to write a paragraph people; it should no longer than writing a few posts on the forum here. Meanwhile I've spent hours and hours compiling and editing this massive article. SO I HAVE NO SYMPATHIES.

I'll take Street Fighter 2. I'm not that qualified to write about it but at least it will get done. It's the only one I've played on there (have only played plain Sensi I'm afraid).

Is this a combination or is it just Dual strike (i've played 1 and 2 loads but didnt play very much of DS)

It has taken me the length of time from my previous post to do SF2 and PM it to Gaywood. It's not a bloody dissertation so can people who have played these games please just write something.

It's not hard. I would but I simply haven't played them. Well I've played Sensi but not Sensi World.

I just spent one minute writing about Monkey Island and PMing it. I haven't played the others apart from SWOS.

I haven't played the others.

Talk about a silent majority.

Rich - I thought I had sent you the CoD4 one, but it's equally likely that I forgot to actually send the bloody thing as I wrote it in a Word Processor as it's longer than the others.

I'm just dashing out for dinner now, but will locate it and send it you tonight.

Only a lunatic would think that Dual Strike is the best version of Advance Wars, so I suggest we/you write about the series as a whole.

I'd just publish the article now.. and for any that haven't received mini-reviews put:

'Massively overrated bullshit. Worse than Hugo on the Playstation.

Disagree? Send mini-review to an_email_address_goes_here@put_your_money_where_your_mouth_is_you.co.cx'

Of course, for Championship Manager, thats a perfectly valid review.

This thought had occured to me. I think this is the Last Call.

As ever, as ever. You only get out of a forum what you put in.

This mobile version of Beex is awesome. This is my first post via iPhone. I agree with getting it up asap. I don't mind spending some time tomorrow cribbing together a few words for all the remaining games, from wiki et al.

Hang on, I did all mine and sent them to the good Doc ages ago!! Let me check and I'll send them again if needs be.

EDIT:- Yep, I did them on the 7th August at 1:50pm. Don't tell my boss though.. I should have been working at this time!

The only games on the list that I have played have been covered by someone so I can't help out I'm afraid.

Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:18 am, according to my PM box. And I thought I was holding everyone up, being a few days late. *grumble*

Phew - I knew there was a reason why I hadn't done SFII

Wait, the ones with the asterisks HAVE been done? Huh. Righto, I can't review the whole thread as my connection is playing up right now, but!

Edit: Oh. Never mind. I can't help, then.

I'll do SWOS, Monkey Island and CM01/02 today, I promise.

SWOS and Monkey Island done.

I've just did Goldeneye despite remembering hee haw about it

Suddenly I have loads of submissions. Yay! I will collate them tonight and report back on what is still left.

Hoofuckingray

It was late when I got home, so I didn't turn on my PC. I'll send over CoD4 tonight.

Once you've collated the rest I am happy to go through and write a single paragraph of nonsense for anything missing.

We're geting there!


Mr Chris has promised me Baldur's Gate this week. Curio, I cannot find your CoD4 writeup (I have your other ones); can you resend? The Vision, I dunno why I missed your writeups but thanks for resending them.

I think the Advance Wars writeup can be about the series. They're pretty fundamentally similar. And I want this finished!

Now I'm off to fix up a fuckload of broken HTML. Go me!

A paragraph or so about the Advanced Wars series is on its way to you now.

Pretty damned sure I wrote up Advance Wars but it had already been done. So we'll have 4 now then.

YOu did? Well, I'm a shallow bastard then. Or maybe I've just gone cross-eyed from editing 10,848 words of copy (yes, really).

It's almost all edited now, just a few more of the mini reviews I want to look at and I need to sprinkle some more screenshots over it.

Let us know when you're right near the end - we'll start the poll for the revised Top 50 then.

What screenys do you want? PM me for CPC or Speccy stuff.

Dunno yet. I'm putting one in every 5 or so reviews, really just to break the text up a bit. I might take you up on that. Actually, get me one for Elite, would you?

Also, this is what my PC looks like at the moment. Ph33r the pixels.

Needs more resolution, man.

Done and PM'd.

CoD4 sent in.