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Author:  Bamba [ Thu Feb 06, 2014 15:49 ]
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My company is doing a trial of these ridiculous fucking things in a number of our locations. Fuck sake.
Author:  Mr Russell [ Thu Feb 06, 2014 15:51 ]
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Bamba wrote:
My company is doing a trial of these ridiculous fucking things in a number of our locations. Fuck sake.


Use a whiteboard marker and draw a penis going into their mouth on the screen.
Author:  Bamba [ Thu Feb 06, 2014 15:55 ]
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Mr Russell wrote:
Bamba wrote:
My company is doing a trial of these ridiculous fucking things in a number of our locations. Fuck sake.


Use a whiteboard marker and draw a penis going into their mouth on the screen.


We were also considering dressing the robot up during various festive periods.

The other question we want an answer to is the range of the thing; taking the New York robot for a tour round Manhattan is an enticing prospect.
Author:  zaphod79 [ Thu Feb 06, 2014 16:00 ]
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Trooper wrote:
And be competitive online against mouse/keyboard players?


So all i have played recently 'competitively' in this way is Black Ops II and at that stage I had put a ridiculous amount of time into it on the 360 already so that may have skewed the results but I would still one of the top players in competitive modes and be the top player in groups when playing Zombies - that could well be more to do with muscle memory and experience than anything else (and I did try to play zombies with keyboard and mouse but I really couldn't get a handle on it)
Author:  Trooper [ Thu Feb 06, 2014 16:08 ]
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Bamba wrote:
Mr Russell wrote:
Bamba wrote:
My company is doing a trial of these ridiculous fucking things in a number of our locations. Fuck sake.


Use a whiteboard marker and draw a penis going into their mouth on the screen.


We were also considering dressing the robot up during various festive periods.

The other question we want an answer to is the range of the thing; taking the New York robot for a tour round Manhattan is an enticing prospect.


How does it press the buttons in the lift?
Author:  Bamba [ Thu Feb 06, 2014 17:02 ]
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Trooper wrote:
Bamba wrote:
Mr Russell wrote:
Bamba wrote:
My company is doing a trial of these ridiculous fucking things in a number of our locations. Fuck sake.


Use a whiteboard marker and draw a penis going into their mouth on the screen.


We were also considering dressing the robot up during various festive periods.

The other question we want an answer to is the range of the thing; taking the New York robot for a tour round Manhattan is an enticing prospect.


How does it press the buttons in the lift?


We're assuming we could just ask other people in the lift to do it for us. Would you deny the heartfelt request of an iPad on a stick?
Author:  Findus Fop [ Thu Feb 06, 2014 17:04 ]
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Bamba wrote:
Trooper wrote:
Bamba wrote:
Mr Russell wrote:
Bamba wrote:
My company is doing a trial of these ridiculous fucking things in a number of our locations. Fuck sake.


Use a whiteboard marker and draw a penis going into their mouth on the screen.


We were also considering dressing the robot up during various festive periods.

The other question we want an answer to is the range of the thing; taking the New York robot for a tour round Manhattan is an enticing prospect.


How does it press the buttons in the lift?


We're assuming we could just ask other people in the lift to do it for us. Would you deny the heartfelt request of an iPad on a stick?


if you lick the screen can they do you for workplace harassment? What about stroking the robotic shaft?
Author:  Mr Dave [ Thu Feb 06, 2014 17:05 ]
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Bamba wrote:
My company is doing a trial of these ridiculous fucking things in a number of our locations. Fuck sake.

I can't look at those and not laugh.
You should certainly get some. For morale.
Author:  KovacsC [ Thu Feb 06, 2014 17:06 ]
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Mr Dave wrote:
Bamba wrote:
My company is doing a trial of these ridiculous fucking things in a number of our locations. Fuck sake.

I can't look at those and not laugh.
You should certainly get some. For morale.


Basically it is like Mr Dave on a segway?
Author:  Mr Dave [ Thu Feb 06, 2014 17:09 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
Mr Dave wrote:
Bamba wrote:
My company is doing a trial of these ridiculous fucking things in a number of our locations. Fuck sake.

I can't look at those and not laugh.
You should certainly get some. For morale.


Basically it is like Mr Dave on a segway?

Mr Dave with Davpazs head on a segway.
Author:  Trooper [ Thu Feb 06, 2014 17:10 ]
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Bamba wrote:
Trooper wrote:
Bamba wrote:
Mr Russell wrote:
Bamba wrote:
My company is doing a trial of these ridiculous fucking things in a number of our locations. Fuck sake.


Use a whiteboard marker and draw a penis going into their mouth on the screen.


We were also considering dressing the robot up during various festive periods.

The other question we want an answer to is the range of the thing; taking the New York robot for a tour round Manhattan is an enticing prospect.


How does it press the buttons in the lift?


We're assuming we could just ask other people in the lift to do it for us. Would you deny the heartfelt request of an iPad on a stick?


What if your in the lift on your own? Or in the lift with me and I'm just standing behind you no matter which way you try and turn, before I suddenly cover your camera and scream in the mic hysterically.
Author:  Curiosity [ Thu Feb 06, 2014 17:18 ]
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There was one of those in The Good Wife. Everyone mocked or ignored it.
Author:  Bamba [ Thu Feb 06, 2014 17:19 ]
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Trooper wrote:
Bamba wrote:
Trooper wrote:
Bamba wrote:
Mr Russell wrote:
Bamba wrote:
My company is doing a trial of these ridiculous fucking things in a number of our locations. Fuck sake.


Use a whiteboard marker and draw a penis going into their mouth on the screen.


We were also considering dressing the robot up during various festive periods.

The other question we want an answer to is the range of the thing; taking the New York robot for a tour round Manhattan is an enticing prospect.


How does it press the buttons in the lift?


We're assuming we could just ask other people in the lift to do it for us. Would you deny the heartfelt request of an iPad on a stick?


What if your in the lift on your own? Or in the lift with me and I'm just standing behind you no matter which way you try and turn, before I suddenly cover your camera and scream in the mic hysterically.


Then I would think you were mental. Or a dick. Or a mental dick.
Author:  Bamba [ Thu Feb 06, 2014 17:19 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
Mr Dave wrote:
Bamba wrote:
My company is doing a trial of these ridiculous fucking things in a number of our locations. Fuck sake.

I can't look at those and not laugh.
You should certainly get some. For morale.


Basically it is like Mr Dave on a segway?


Why Mr Dave specifically?
Author:  KovacsC [ Thu Feb 06, 2014 17:29 ]
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Mr Dave is very very very slim..

He has negative mass :)
Author:  Mr Dave [ Thu Feb 06, 2014 17:31 ]
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Bamba wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
Mr Dave wrote:
Bamba wrote:
My company is doing a trial of these ridiculous fucking things in a number of our locations. Fuck sake.

I can't look at those and not laugh.
You should certainly get some. For morale.


Basically it is like Mr Dave on a segway?


Why Mr Dave specifically?

I am not particularly fat.
Or particularly not fat.
Author:  MaliA [ Thu Feb 06, 2014 18:15 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
There was one of those in The Good Wife. Everyone mocked or ignored it.


Dead to me.
Author:  Cras [ Thu Feb 06, 2014 18:24 ]
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Fucking hell:
Author:  myp [ Thu Feb 06, 2014 18:35 ]
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zaphod79 wrote:
Saturnalian wrote:
I've played Titanfall and it's glorious but there's no chance I'll be getting an XBONE to play it, though. Shame really.


I'm thinking i'll go PC on it - I already have Origin stuff so its not a big deal to me although it seems to be a big deal to Neogaff that its an EA released game and so will come out on EA's shop

But historically any third party developed games that are published by EA haven't required Origin. Look at Kingdom of Amular, the Rock Band series, Left 4 Dead 1 & 2 etc. This is setting a precedent.
Author:  MaliA [ Thu Feb 06, 2014 19:55 ]
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#start-of-comments" class="postlink">CORNWALL NEWS NOW
Author:  Bobbyaro [ Thu Feb 06, 2014 20:08 ]
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I had to laugh at BBC news earlier, "this train line is the main line to Cornwall and it now means that Cornwall is essentially cut off from the rest of Britain, especially by train!" Orr, only by train. And frankly, you'd think they'd be happy.
Author:  MaliA [ Thu Feb 06, 2014 20:18 ]
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Bobbyaro wrote:
I had to laugh at BBC news earlier, "this train line is the main line to Cornwall and it now means that Cornwall is essentially cut off from the rest of Britain, especially by train!" Orr, only by train. And frankly, you'd think they'd be happy.


Thems train, top road or bottom road. Now only top and bottom road.
Author:  MaliA [ Thu Feb 06, 2014 20:20 ]
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Never use bottom road, mind.
Author:  Malc [ Thu Feb 06, 2014 21:38 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Never use bottom road, mind.



You would go past my house if you did...

Apparently the Tamar Bridge was down to one lane on Wednesday, so it was pretty shit on the bottom road too.

The Erme (the river that runs through Ivybridge), was flowing quicker than the cars on the road on Friday, it's the fastest I've ever seen it (apparently it's the 2nd fastest flowing river in the UK or somesuch.

The flood plain in Exeter is the wettest I've ever seen it too.

Malc
Author:  Malc [ Thu Feb 06, 2014 21:46 ]
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Oh, and my bus in the morning/evening is even more packed than other as it's quicker than the rail replacement (more direct) between Exeter and Plymouth.

Malc
Author:  nickachu [ Thu Feb 06, 2014 21:56 ]
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Malc wrote:
(apparently it's the 2nd fastest flowing river in the UK or somesuch.


You spelt somerset wrong
Author:  Curiosity [ Thu Feb 06, 2014 22:02 ]
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nickachu wrote:
Malc wrote:
(apparently it's the 2nd fastest flowing river in the UK or somesuch.


You spelt somerset wrong


:D
Author:  GazChap [ Thu Feb 06, 2014 22:19 ]
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ITV had a news reporter down in Somerset earlier called Dan Rivers.

Fucking brilliant.
Author:  MaliA [ Thu Feb 06, 2014 22:25 ]
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I just spent an hour on gtav trying even more complex plans to obtain a fire engine and getting nowhere. Then mrsa suggested I call one. Felt stupid. However I did enjoy riding around on the train shooting things.
Author:  Malc [ Fri Feb 07, 2014 9:30 ]
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GazChap wrote:
ITV had a news reporter down in Somerset earlier called Dan Rivers.

Fucking brilliant.


Mary Nightingale pronounced as Down Rivers. I laughed inside.

Malc
Author:  Kern [ Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:11 ]
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Headline of the day, from the local newssite:
'Sledders Re-buffed'

From http://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/109938 ... re_buffed/
Quote:
An Oxford University contestant narrowly missed out on the chance to represent Britain in the Naked Sledding Championship 2014.

Language student Francis Thomas took third place in the public vote, behind the two Brits heading to Germany to sled down a mountain wearing nothing but pants, boots and a helmet.
Author:  lasermink [ Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:13 ]
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Today has the best Google front page, EVER! Fucking bravo, Google!
Author:  Bamba [ Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:25 ]
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Kern wrote:
Naked Sledding Championship...wearing nothing but pants, boots and a helmet.


Someone needs to check their dictionary.
Author:  Curiosity [ Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:31 ]
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lasermink wrote:
Today has the best Google front page, EVER! Fucking bravo, Google!


Indeed. Major lolz.
Author:  KovacsC [ Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:52 ]
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lasermink wrote:
Today has the best Google front page, EVER! Fucking bravo, Google!


fantastic...
Author:  Kern [ Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:52 ]
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It's very well done. Is it also on the Russian site?
Author:  MrChris [ Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:56 ]
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Hahah! Brilliant.
Author:  Cras [ Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:57 ]
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Kern wrote:
Is it also on the Russian site?


Yup :)
Author:  Mr Russell [ Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:57 ]
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Kern wrote:
It's very well done. Is it also on the Russian site?

Just went to http://www.google.ru and it looks like it.
Author:  Kern [ Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:00 ]
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Mr Russell wrote:
Kern wrote:
It's very well done. Is it also on the Russian site?

Just went to http://www.google.ru and it looks like it.


Отлично!
Author:  Grim... [ Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:26 ]
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Mr Russell wrote:
Kern wrote:
It's very well done. Is it also on the Russian site?

Just went to http://www.google.ru and it looks like it.

It has an extra bit on the end.
Author:  Curiosity [ Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:36 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Mr Russell wrote:
Kern wrote:
It's very well done. Is it also on the Russian site?

Just went to http://www.google.ru and it looks like it.

It has an extra bit on the end.


Is it a pic of Putin shooting the gays?
Author:  Kern [ Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:54 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Mr Russell wrote:
Kern wrote:
It's very well done. Is it also on the Russian site?

Just went to http://www.google.ru and it looks like it.

It has an extra bit on the end.


Is it a pic of Putin shooting the gays?


Hunting bears.
Author:  Bamba [ Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:12 ]
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Why does the Google.ru site have a button for an on-screen keyboard which the other versions don't?
Author:  Grim... [ Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:15 ]
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Bamba wrote:
Why does the Google.ru site have a button for an on-screen keyboard which the other versions don't?

GAYWOOD?
Author:  Cras [ Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:30 ]
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Presumably to allow you to use a Cyrillic OSK? Using Google.co.uk it's pretty damned likely you're going to be using a character set that matches the keyboard you're using, that may not be the case if using the russian site.
Author:  Bamba [ Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:40 ]
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Cras wrote:
Presumably to allow you to use a Cyrillic OSK? Using Google.co.uk it's pretty damned likely you're going to be using a character set that matches the keyboard you're using, that may not be the case if using the russian site.


Yeah, that makes sense.
Author:  Grim... [ Fri Feb 07, 2014 14:59 ]
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Someone asked "What's it like to have a photographic memory" on Quora. Here is part of one chaps answer:
Quote:
But what people don't understand Is that unlike their memories, my memory doesn't put any more weight on one memory than another. Most people only remember what their brain deems is important. I remember everything. Driving to school everyday is considered as important as my most treasured memories. My brain doesn't stress anything. To find a memory, I have to look through a lifetime of memories. Memories that include reliving memories. I remember remembering. Needless to say this makes thinking confusing.

:blown:

Here's the question if you want to read the answer in full: http://qr.ae/hBbt9
Author:  MrChris [ Fri Feb 07, 2014 15:58 ]
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What percentage of serial killers have photographic memories?

I'd find that sort of experience ... disturbing, to say the least.
Author:  Trooper [ Fri Feb 07, 2014 16:02 ]
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
What percentage of serial killers have photographic memories?

I'd find that sort of experience ... disturbing, to say the least.


16.2% according to Peters et al. in their 1985 book. Page 76.

Errrr..... pretend I just googled that, would you. And don't look in my basement.
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