Royal Wedding, Electoral Reform, and Royal Babies thread
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ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:
My dad named his first son after himself, and his second son (Me) after his dad. My middle name is my maternal grandfathers's first name.

A profound lack of imagination by my parents, and also amusing because my brother got in to a lot of financial trouble which inadvertantly affected my dad on account of name confusion. That'll teach him to be so unoriginal.

My kids won't have any 'traditional' names from my family, because that would be dull. Dull dull dull. Are you listening to me, parents of Beex? Your children have dull names.


Onóra isn't dull!

I should invite on my friend Sarah. She called her first child 'Maverick'.
If I have a daughter she's going to be called Maddox Prospera.
KovacsC wrote:
I doubt any one would like to breed with you....

Touchy touchy, Mr dull-named child.
Curiosity wrote:
Onóra isn't dull!

OK, I'll let you off. But if she starts naming all of her kids and kids kids Onóra too then, well, I'll probably be dead by then. Carry on.
Except Maddox is a boy's name, of course. :facepalm:

Maddox Prospero then.
I work with a Matt Brown. Which always amuses me.
SilentElk wrote:
Except Maddox is a boy's name, of course. :facepalm:

Maddox Prospero then.


"lot number 3"
MaliA wrote:
I work with a Matt Brown. Which always amuses me.


I used to work with a Matt Brown as well.
TheVision wrote:
MaliA wrote:
I work with a Matt Brown. Which always amuses me.


I used to work with a Matt Brown as well.


I work with a Glossy Yellow.
KovacsC wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
My son has my first name as his middle name. My brother did the same with his son (his name, not mine). Not sure how that would work if either of us have another son.



Yes I did this too..

George Kovacs C
Curiosity wrote:
TheVision wrote:
MaliA wrote:
I work with a Matt Brown. Which always amuses me.


I used to work with a Matt Brown as well.


I work with a Glossy Yellow.


/prepares mental bleach for the two words which Zardoz will contribute (*)


(*) early bets on Puss / Purified / gangrenous / slimy / stinky and green
Curiosity wrote:
I should invite on my friend Sarah. She called her first child 'Maverick'.

My brother's best friend called his first son Maverick Danger.

And his second son Marshall Fox.
One of the guys I used to go to school with has called his son Neo...
Trooper wrote:
One of the guys I used to go to school with has called his son Neo...

Funny if his surname was Nazi.

Or Preen.
I was at college with a De'Ath who went on to do medicine.
Trooper wrote:
One of the guys I used to go to school with has called his son Neo...


Was that Mr and Mrs Geo ?(*)

GazChap wrote:
Curiosity wrote:
I should invite on my friend Sarah. She called her first child 'Maverick'.

My brother's best friend called his first son Maverick Danger.

And his second son Marshall Fox.


And I think that would be good just as Mr & Mrs Man
or Mr & Mrs Hunt



(*) or Mr and Mrs Tokyoisabouttoexplode
I know loads of people who are named after relatives, or who have middle names that are their parents first names. My brother's middle name is my father's first name.

I, on the other hand, was not only denied a family history name, but also a middle name all together. I'm the only Kathryn ever in my (known) family history. Completely random name, with the unusual way of spelling it to boot, and no middle name even though my brother does. Go figure!
It's because you're adopted.
Or a changeling.
I don't have a middle name as my parents were decisive.
Mine is my grandmother's family name.
MaliA wrote:
I don't have a middle name as David from the Archers didn't.

Fixed.

Meanwhile, I'm the only one of my family barring my younger cousin to have a middle name.
I have no middle name because my dad had to ask how to spell his middle name when signing the marriage certificate and my mum decided against them.
Bluecup wrote:
because my dad had to ask how to spell his middle name when signing the marriage certificate

Was your Dad 4 years old when he got married or something?
GazChap wrote:
Bluecup wrote:
because my dad had to ask how to spell his middle name when signing the marriage certificate

Was your Dad 4 years old when he got married or something?

He comes from the countryside.
Bluecup wrote:
GazChap wrote:
Bluecup wrote:
because my dad had to ask how to spell his middle name when signing the marriage certificate

Was your Dad 4 years old when he got married or something?

He comes from the countryside.

I can't work out if that's a justification or an alternative reason.
SilentElk wrote:
Bluecup wrote:
GazChap wrote:
Bluecup wrote:
because my dad had to ask how to spell his middle name when signing the marriage certificate

Was your Dad 4 years old when he got married or something?

He comes from the countryside.

I can't work out if that's a justification or an alternative reason.

I think his excuse was he never used it much before. Add in some wedding nerves, probably lead him to ask. But still...
Bluecup wrote:
I think his excuse was he never used it much before. Add in some wedding nerves, probably lead him to ask. But still...

I'm guessing his middle name isn't 'Tom'
Mr Dave wrote:
MaliA wrote:
I don't have a middle name as David from the Archers didn't.

Fixed.

Meanwhile, I'm the only one of my family barring my younger cousin to have a middle name.

Is it Dimrill?
DavPaz wrote:
Bluecup wrote:
I think his excuse was he never used it much before. Add in some wedding nerves, probably lead him to ask. But still...

I'm guessing his middle name isn't 'Tom'

Funny enough, it's George. Parents are so embarrassing.
ROYAL BABY THE SEQUEL!!!!!!!!! HOW GOOD IS THIS, EH? I BET SCOTLAND WILL MISS A ROYAL BABY!
MaliA wrote:
ROYAL BABY THE SEQUEL!!!!!!!!! HOW GOOD IS THIS, EH? I BET SCOTLAND WILL MISS A ROYAL BABY!


Wish I'd put some money on something like this.
Prince Harry is probably irritated at another demotion. Must be fun to ruin your younger brother's career chances with each successive child.
Think I just saw Prince William's motorcade go past Carfax.
Lordy, I was so worked up about the General Election I'd forgotten about the more important matter of a spare-to-the-heir.
Some pretty odd pictures in the Evening Standard.

Happy Commoner wrote:
“I was nine when the Queen was crowned and I’ve met her on three occasions. She must be fed up with the sight of me!”


Indeed dear. She loathes you. Avoid Paris.
Number Three on its way (BBC)

In the post-Brexit world, we need all the royal children we can get for diplomatic marriages. Taking back control.
We're going to call it Prince Nigel Michael Boris Aaron, in honour of our national liberators.
Charmingly, this is the second item on the BBC website, after North Korea's missiles. Bairns not bombs, Mr Kim.
I'd rather forgotten they'd had a second child, so a third was a bit of a surprise. I'll cope though.
Kern wrote:
We're going to call it Prince Nigel Michael Boris Aaron, in honour of our national liberators.


Superb.
William is realising he blew his chances at a decent Battleyness score by being a Search and Rescue pilot, and his Scandal by not kidnapping any Nuns before getting married or murdering his brother, so he's doubling down on the Dynasty score. Wise move.
Squirt wrote:
William is realising he blew his chances at a decent Battleyness score by being a Search and Rescue pilot, and his Scandal by not kidnapping any Nuns before getting married or murdering his brother, so he's doubling down on the Dynasty score. Wise move.


:D
Harry to marry colonial!
Yay@ ROYAL WEDDING! !!!!!!!!!!
I bet we don't get a day off for this one.
STRONG AND STABLE THANK GOD FOR THAT BREXIT DOES NOT MATTER AS NEW HEIR AND ROYAL WEDDING PARTY
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