may have to choose between this and the campening

Can I sway you with a vegan spit roast?

I could actually make it to this. Could your garden accommodate a 6-berth tunnel tent?

Must.. resists...

I could actually make it to this. Could your garden accommodate a 6-berth tunnel tent?

Sorry, just assume a lame "head room" joke. Carry on.

Five for your head, one for Mrs Paz?

Anyway - yes.

In, +1.5

I'll sort you the bedroom at the front of the house (furthest away from the garden), and get you a cot if you need one. I think our intercom will go with the Grimlet, though.

I doubt Pauline would let me come on her Birthday!

Malc

I doubt Pauline would let me come on her Birthday!

Malc

I doubt Pauline would let me come on her Birthday!

Malc

Say hello when you arrive, basically.

mrs romanista doesn't want to go, but as okay with me going for short trips, so is it august 13/14? i'll be booking flights then..

(and if i land at 11.55, is that in time for the luton pickup service, G)

and since i'm flying easyjet, i wpuld prefert not to take tent, so if there's some spot available..

I will register my interest in this event.

Excellent news! And I think foreigners can demand a proper bed

I fucking love how laid-back you are.

It's actually a Toby Cavery with a hotel bit attached. I'll find out exactly what it is soon.

It's proper walking distance too, not Gaywood walking-distance.

Sleeping is going to become an issue, however.
I'm more than happy to bunk as many people down as I can, but any bedding stuff you can bring with you (airbeds, pillows and a sleeping bag would be most useful) would be a good idea.
I've only got enough beds and bedding for five people (one double sofa-bed (which is promised to Curio and Mrs Curio), a double air bed, and a single bed (which I just promised to romanista)), and whoever gets the double air bed will probably end up in the same room as the person with the single bed. I can chuck a load of people in the Grimlet...'s room, but, like I said, there will be nothing to sleep on. I've got a three-man tent (really a six-man, but you'd be very cosy) that I can throw up in the garden, too. I suppose someone could sleep on the sofa in the living room - we'll just sit on them to play Xbox.
For people that don't like to "slum it", there's a Premier Inn-type place about a three minute walk away that does rooms for £20 a night.

If you could all give me some clues about what you'd like to do regarding sleeping, that'd be good.

The distance to the one near Gaywood is fine. It's the fact that he didn't mention that it's at the bottom of a mountain and he lives at the top that's an issue.

You have a weak idea about what constitutes a "mountain", English.

All me and Mrs T will need, is a local taxi number.

I've got a double air bed kicking around if you need to borrow it.