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Author:  Squirt [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:05 ]
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OK, who's going to give him "the talk"?
Author:  BikNorton [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:05 ]
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"You're holding it wrong"?
Author:  MrChris [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:06 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
nickachu wrote:
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
nickachu wrote:
I hate you all :(

Genuine LOL.

You poor love. Console yourself with the fact that you're the one getting the mackerel, if you know what I mean.

ha.
I'm glad you're all jealous.

We're all just so pleased that you'll finally stop being a virgin.

Aww, poor lickle Nicky, all growed up.

I know! He'll be leaving home and getting a job next.

We should get him a card, or something. I'm sure Zardoz could knock up something appropriate.
Author:  nickachu [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:06 ]
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
nickachu wrote:
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
nickachu wrote:
I hate you all :(

Genuine LOL.

You poor love. Console yourself with the fact that you're the one getting the mackerel, if you know what I mean.

ha.
I'm glad you're all jealous.

We're all just so pleased that you'll finally stop being a virgin. ;)

if you ever turn up to anything you're getting a slap!
Author:  MrChris [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:07 ]
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Squirt wrote:
OK, who's going to give him "the talk"?

NOT THE ACTUAL MACKEREL NICK

nickachu wrote:
if you ever turn up to anything you're getting a slap!


Heh. You should have given me one for luck in Manchester.
Author:  DavPaz [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:07 ]
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He's still punctuating! Must try harder!
Author:  KovacsC [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:08 ]
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Squirt wrote:
OK, who's going to give him "the talk"?


ZIO?
Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:10 ]
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See? I told you.

Always the bridesmaid and never the Bits and Bob subheader namer...
Author:  KovacsC [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:11 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
See? I told you.

Always the bridesmaid and never the Bits and Bob subheader namer...


We did wait...
Author:  Nik [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:16 ]
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
I'm sure Zio could knock up something appropriate.

FTFY
Author:  Zio [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:20 ]
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What's this? Blonde swedish girl you say?

Hmm... I'll have to get up and stand at the other end of the office if I want my potency to reach Sweden.
Author:  Cavey [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:33 ]
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nickachu wrote:
I hate you all :(


Meh. Pay no attention, nickachu. There seems to be a good deal of the ole 'Green Eye' around the boards with one or two people at the moment. They're only jealous, believe you me lad.

I seriously doubt you'll be too concerned about this when you're 'taters deep' as it were, any more than I will be when I'm razzing it up over the weekend myself, for that matter. Hold onto that thought and laugh. :D
Author:  MrChris [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:36 ]
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Captain Caveman wrote:
nickachu wrote:
I hate you all :(


Meh. Pay no attention, nickachu. There seems to be a good deal of the ole 'Green Eye' around the boards with one or two people at the moment. They're only jealous, believe you me lad.


I'm fairly sure none of this is actually true, but there we are. :hat:

Quote:
I seriously doubt you'll be too concerned about this when you're 'taters deep' as it were, any more than I will be when I'm razzing it up over the weekend myself, for that matter. Hold onto that thought and laugh. :D

And such language from a senior citizen! 8) ;)
Author:  Squirt [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:38 ]
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Captain Caveman wrote:
nickachu wrote:
I hate you all :(


Meh. Pay no attention, nickachu. There seems to be a good deal of the ole 'Green Eye' around the boards with one or two people at the moment. They're only jealous, believe you me lad.

I seriously doubt you'll be too concerned about this when you're 'taters deep' as it were, any more than I will be when I'm razzing it up over the weekend myself, for that matter. Hold onto that thought and laugh. :D


What ever you do, DO NOT hold on to the thought of Captain Caveman razzing it up when you're on the job.
Author:  MrChris [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:39 ]
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Squirt wrote:
What ever you do, DO NOT hold on to the thought of Captain Caveman razzing it up when you're on the job.

Hey, it's not our place to judge other people's proclivities, man. That's nazism, that is.

I may not agree with it, but I will fight to the death to protect your right to think about Cavey doing the funky chicken whilst you're midnight fishing.
Author:  Cavey [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:41 ]
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
And such language from a senior citizen! 8) ;)


Oh, for sure, I'm an old bastard and no mistake. Mind you, Mrs C and I have got decades of this kind of thing left in us here; we're unashamed hedonists afterall.

Sad? To some, maybe. However, the thought of attracting disapproval from these types, with all the attendant harrumphing, is actually a key component of the pleasure, for me at least. :)
Author:  Cavey [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:42 ]
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Squirt wrote:
What ever you do, DO NOT hold on to the thought of Captain Caveman razzing it up when you're on the job.


Oi! You could do worse!!1!








... actually, no, you probably couldn't do worse.
Author:  MrChris [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:43 ]
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Captain Caveman wrote:
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
And such language from a senior citizen! 8) ;)


Oh, for sure, I'm an old bastard and no mistake. Mind you, Mrs C and I have got decades of this kind of thing left in us here; we're unashamed hedonists afterall.

Sad? To some, maybe. However, the thought of attracting disapproval from these types, with all the attendant harrumphing, is actually a key component of the pleasure, for me at least. :)

Heh - good for you old thing. Mrs K and I long ago decided we will grow old as disgracefully as possible.

Thankfully it's a while off yet. ;)
Author:  Malabelm [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:44 ]
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Thank fuck you haven't settled for a Harley like the fat, old couple next door to Miss Malabar, frankly.

Triumph :metul:
Author:  DavPaz [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:45 ]
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Captain Caveman wrote:
attracting disapproval from these types

What types?

I for one endorse your right to zimmer-powered frivolity and have paramedics standing by with dry sherry and wafer biscuits for when you're finished.
Author:  Cavey [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:45 ]
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
I may not agree with it, but I will fight to the death to protect your right to think about Cavey doing the funky chicken whilst you're midnight fishing.


:DD

Class. You really should do this more often, chap, most witty. :D
Author:  MrChris [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:47 ]
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Captain Caveman wrote:
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
I may not agree with it, but I will fight to the death to protect your right to think about Cavey doing the funky chicken whilst you're midnight fishing.


:DD

Class. You really should do this more often, chap, most witty. :D

Heh. Sadly I find "objectionable curmudgeon" takes far less effort.
Author:  Cavey [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:50 ]
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Malabar Front wrote:
Thank fuck you haven't settled for a Harley like the fat, old couple next door to Miss Malabar, frankly.

Triumph :metul:


Hey, thanks man. I've still got a 'quantum of coolness', but only just.
I don't know any other grandads who ride Speed Triples though... go gramps! :D
Author:  KovacsC [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:51 ]
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I like the idea of growing old disgracefully!!
Author:  ApplePieOfDestiny [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:52 ]
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Anyway, Swedish? The only swedish girl I've met before was more mental than Lisbeth Salander. Who was fucking mental in dem books.

Take a lifejacket when you go fishing, just in case.
Author:  kalmar [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:52 ]
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Have seen the picture now. I hate you too nickachu.

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
:luv:
Author:  MaliA [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:53 ]
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Malabar Front wrote:
Thank fuck you haven't settled for a Harley like the fat, old couple next door to Miss Malabar, frankly.

Triumph :metul:


Old Man Afterthought used to have a Harley. A 1200 Sportster, in fact.
Author:  Cavey [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:53 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
Captain Caveman wrote:
attracting disapproval from these types

What types?

I for one endorse your right to zimmer-powered frivolity and have paramedics standing by with dry sherry and wafer biscuits for when you're finished.


Good on you mate, glad to hear it. :)
Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:54 ]
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So far I declare this to be the worst Bits and Bobs ever.
Author:  MrChris [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:54 ]
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ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
Anyway, Swedish? The only swedish girl I've met before was more mental than Lisbeth Salander. Who was fucking mental in dem books.

Take a lifejacket when you go fishing, just in case.

I've known a number of Swedish chaps, who were all deeply unpleasant. The couple of Swedish women I've known have been excellent fun.

Clearly we can extrapolate this across the entire of Sweden, and conclude that we should have an exchange program.
Author:  DavPaz [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:56 ]
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chinnyhill10 wrote:
So far I declare this to be the worst Bits and Bobs ever.

[COMMENT WITHDRAWN]
Author:  Cavey [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:56 ]
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chinnyhill10 wrote:
So far I declare this to be the worst Bits and Bobs ever.


... Another person who's very much his own man and doesn't care what other people think of him is Sir Alan Sugar, founder of Amstrad.





There. 'Owsat? :D
Author:  kalmar [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 15:57 ]
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chinnyhill10 wrote:
So far I declare this to be the worst Bits and Bobs ever.


We're just waiting around for Zardoz to start the proper B&B22 since it was rightfully his turn.
Author:  Cavey [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 16:00 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Malabar Front wrote:
Thank fuck you haven't settled for a Harley like the fat, old couple next door to Miss Malabar, frankly.

Triumph :metul:


Old Man Afterthought used to have a Harley. A 1200 Sportster, in fact.


Personally, I like the idea of Harleys - many of them look and sound so cool. It's only when you actually ride one, and look closely at the standard of finish for the asking price, that I start to have a problem.

I'd love a Night Rod, but £15k with bits? Fook that. Plus, it's a fecking big, heavy old lump that you're not going to do much with, besides going up an down the M6.
Author:  markg [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 16:00 ]
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Yay, it's weekend :DD
Author:  nickachu [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 16:00 ]
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Anyway Sweden is well nice. I've had meatballss, played some game where you throw sticks at bits I'd wood and also eaten a sandwich cake. They also have bacon and cheese in tubes.

I'm sure there's plenty of euphemisms you can get from this.
Author:  WTB [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 16:01 ]
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I've got the green eye for your smelling salts?
:zombie:
Author:  Curiosity [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 16:01 ]
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You know what? I now remember that Nickachu was obsessed with Swedish Fish when he stayed over at mine.

It's all suddenly becoming clear...
Author:  MaliA [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 16:02 ]
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Captain Caveman wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Malabar Front wrote:
Thank fuck you haven't settled for a Harley like the fat, old couple next door to Miss Malabar, frankly.

Triumph :metul:


Old Man Afterthought used to have a Harley. A 1200 Sportster, in fact.


Personally, I like the idea of Harleys - many of them look and sound so cool. It's only when you actually ride one, and look closely at the standard of finish for the asking price, that I start to have a problem.

I'd love a Night Rod, but £15k with bits? Fook that. Plus, it's a fecking big, heavy old lump that you're not going to do much with, besides going up an down the M6.


I rode it a few times. I certainly turned heads and set the odd car alarm off, but, they are nothing like motorcyles should be. Mummy Afterthought liked it, as with the low seat, it was easy for her to get on and off it.
Author:  KovacsC [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 16:04 ]
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chinnyhill10 wrote:
So far I declare this to be the worst Bits and Bobs ever.


You are not actually improving it...

What is your problem withe DavPaz?
Author:  Cavey [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 16:04 ]
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Wogan'sTrouserBulge wrote:
I've got the green eye for your smelling salts?
:zombie:


Too right you have, Jonarob - they're Dead Sea ones, in a whirlpool bath with air bubbles AND jets, with a tasteful LED colour-changing bathroom ceiling. Yes.

And there was me letting you win that debate the other day!11 Tsk.

You bath salt envy-meister, you.
Author:  MrChris [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 16:06 ]
Post subject:  Re: Bits and Bobs 22 - Two Little Ducks
KovacsC wrote:
chinnyhill10 wrote:
So far I declare this to be the worst Bits and Bobs ever.


You are not actually improving it...

What is your problem withe DavPaz?

He's jealous of DavPaz's Swedish moxie.
Author:  KovacsC [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 16:06 ]
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Captain Caveman wrote:
with a tasteful LED colour-changing bathroom ceiling.


Did JC do your electrics?
Author:  nickachu [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 16:07 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
Captain Caveman wrote:
with a tasteful LED colour-changing bathroom ceiling.


Did JC do your electrics?

Try flashing the BIOS.
Author:  Cavey [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 16:08 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
Captain Caveman wrote:
with a tasteful LED colour-changing bathroom ceiling.


Did JC do your electrics?


No, but I so dig his PCs, man.
I am from Essex - that's all that needs to be said in this matter. :)
Author:  Cavey [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 16:09 ]
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nickachu wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
Captain Caveman wrote:
with a tasteful LED colour-changing bathroom ceiling.


Did JC do your electrics?

Try flashing the BIOS.


Flushing, actually. It's an en suite bathroom. 'Boom boom' etc.
Author:  MaliA [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 16:09 ]
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
chinnyhill10 wrote:
So far I declare this to be the worst Bits and Bobs ever.


You are not actually improving it...

What is your problem withe DavPaz?

He's jealous of DavPaz's Swedish moxie.

Image
Author:  MaliA [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 16:10 ]
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Captain Caveman wrote:
Wogan'sTrouserBulge wrote:
I've got the green eye for your smelling salts?
:zombie:


Too right you have, Jonarob - they're Dead Sea ones, in a whirlpool bath with air bubbles AND jets, with a tasteful LED colour-changing bathroom ceiling. Yes.

And there was me letting you win that debate the other day!11 Tsk.

You bath salt envy-meister, you.


Mummy and Old Man Afterthought have color changing LEDs in their outdoor hottub. It's most awesome.
Author:  Cavey [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 16:12 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Mummy and Old Man Afterthought have color changing LEDs in their outdoor hottub. It's most awesome.


Yup, that too this end as well, old boy. Good on them!
I like LEDs.
Author:  KovacsC [ Fri Aug 27, 2010 16:12 ]
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nickachu wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
Captain Caveman wrote:
with a tasteful LED colour-changing bathroom ceiling.


Did JC do your electrics?

Try flashing the BIOS.


Shouldn't you be nuts deep somewhere :)
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