BETEO Celebrity Deathlist 2009

Runcle · **Posted:** Thu Jan 01, 2009 16:37

is anyone dead yet?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Jan 01, 2009 16:38

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12312

1. Dolores Hope
2. Norman Wisdom
3. Les Paul
4. Kirk Douglas
5. Ernest Borgnine
6. Zsa Zsa Gabor
7. Olivia de Havilland
8. Vera Lynn

WILDCARDS
9. Barack Obama
10. Amy Winehouse

Plissken · **Posted:** Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:11

Margaret Thatcher
Norman Wisdom
Peter Falk
Patrick Swayzee
Larry Hagman
Prince Philip
Lauren Bacall
Nelson Mandela

Wildcards
Barack Obama
Paul Gascoigne

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

This feels so wrong... but then I didn't do this last year and had a complete cunt of a year, so karma can fuck right off to be honest.

Zio's Zombie Zelection...

1. Margaret Thatcher
2. Norman Wisdom
3. Peter O' Toole
4. Patrick Swayzee
5. Ernest Borgnine
6. Kim Jong Il
7. Ronnie Biggs
8. Fidel Castro
Wildcards:
9. Amy Winehouse
10. Pete Doherty

Plissken · **Posted:** Fri Jan 02, 2009 14:01

Dimrill wrote:

There's quite a few in the Wiki Recent Deaths bit in the last month alone.

The one that saddened me was Ray "Whooshie" Deakin. Captain of Burnley FC when I started watching them. Cancer, aged only 49.

Bluecup · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 925

1: Kelsey Grammer
2: Jimmy Tarbuck
3: Bhumibol Adulyadej
4: Leslie Phillips
5: Steve Jobs
6: Richard Attenborough
7: Norman Wisdom
8: Patrick Moore

Wildcards
9: Kerry Katona
10: Owen Wilson

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

Ooh, Steve Jobs, good one! He's not looking too good these days, is he?

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Jan 02, 2009 15:47

Zio wrote:

Ooh, Steve Jobs, good one! He's not looking too good these days, is he?

He'll last. I don't think God would welcome the competition.

Bluecup · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 925

I put way too much research into my list.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sat Jan 03, 2009 0:52

Travolta down.

Horribly sad.

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Well played.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:44

How awful to lose your son.

Who wants to start on the Xenu jokes?

Shin · **Posted:** Sat Jan 03, 2009 13:38

If the other twin dies on my list I am going to be so pissed

Plissken · **Posted:** Sat Jan 03, 2009 13:39

Aye, claiming "mistaken identity" isn't going to wash for long.

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

Apparently he was found dead at the family's holiday home.

My housemate said "A family holiday at 16 years old? That'd do it, alright."

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

Time served;
1. Thatcher
2. Fidel Castro
3. Bruce Forsyth
4. Keith Richards
5. Patrick Moore
6. Sean Connery
7. Prince Philip
8. Nelson Mandela

Cut down in their prime;
9. Danny McCormack
10. Matt Smith

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 0:02

1 - Bobby Robson
2 - Zsa Zsa Gabor
3 - Oscar Niemeyer
4 - Norman Wisdom
5 - Ariel Sharon
6 - Ronnie Biggs
7 - Fidel Castro
8 - Joao Havelange
CRAZIES!
9 - Pete Doherty
10 - Nas

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:17

Swayze

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

2 years? TWO YEARS? Dont you fucking dare.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49233

If he "may only live two years", he's not particularly likely to cop it in 2009.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Craster wrote:

If he "may only live two years", he's not particularly likely to cop it in 2009.

Depends if they mean "up to" or not.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:21

Mr Chris wrote:

2 years? TWO YEARS? Dont you fucking dare.

He's in with a Ghost of a chance of lasting the year, in my medical opinion. There comes a point, break the news and hope to get on with sympathy.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:25

Well, the fucker's in the hospital with pneumonia now... and here's me specifically not including him based off the latest medical evidence...

Shin · **Posted:** Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:52

Anyone on my list dead yet? *twiddles thumbs*

MaliA · **Posted:** Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:23

Who had Dave Dee?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Sat Jan 10, 2009 13:39

MaliA wrote:

Who had Dave Dee?

I had Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Titch... drat!

devilman · **Posted:** Mon Jan 12, 2009 13:32

The BBC news ticker's saying that David Vine has died. Not that anyone picked him.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 18:34

Patrick McGoohan is now free.

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 18:39

MaliA wrote:

Patrick McGoohan is now free.

Aw shit.

I hope this means they rerun some of his stuff tho...

Malc

myp · **Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 18:41

MaliA wrote:

Patrick McGoohan is now free.

I didn't realise we had to pay for him. £2 a month, was it?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 19:28

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DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38533

something you wanted to say Dimmers?

RuySan · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3542

Curiosity wrote:

Well, the fucker's in the hospital with pneumonia now... and here's me specifically not including him based off the latest medical evidence...

Why so much hostility against Swayze?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 19:33

Because he holds a precious point, which he will drop on death. Imagine it like in Citizen Kane.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38533

like the rings in sonic?

kalmar · **Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 20:25

MaliA wrote:

Patrick McGoohan is now free.

Fuck sake

gryzor · **Joined:** 1st Jan, 2009 **Posts:** 42

ooo am i still in time? lovely, I reckon

1 The Queen
2 Rod Stewert or Stuart
3 that guy who used to be on here whos on other forum hahahahahahahahahaha fucking hell he is a aspergers or?
4 that Stu guy cos if he only has him posting on his forum id wanna die!
5 Bill Oddie
6 Des Lynham, hes a cunt
7 a woman... Fiona Philips
8 a kid... MADELINE!
9 i fuckin hate Des Lynham
10 is Bob Hollness dead?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 22:03

Rules man, 1st post in the thread. :nerd:

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38533

gryzor wrote:

ooo am i still in time? lovely, I reckon

1 The Queen
2 Rod Stewert or Stuart
3 that guy who used to be on here whos on other forum hahahahahahahahahaha fucking hell he is a aspergers or?
4 that Stu guy cos if he only has him posting on his forum id wanna die!
5 Bill Oddie
6 Des Lynham, hes a cunt
7 a woman... Fiona Philips
8 a kid... MADELINE!
9 i fuckin hate Des Lynham
10 is Bob Hollness dead?

are you..... a drinker?

Plissken · **Posted:** Wed Jan 14, 2009 23:50

MaliA wrote:

Patrick McGoohan is now free.

He's not a number. He's a dead man.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38533

Plissken wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Patrick McGoohan is now free.

He's not a number. He's a dead man.

989 Bananas, at leat

Runcle · **Posted:** Thu Jan 15, 2009 0:34

Bananas are being given out willy nilly I'm sure I've seen over 900 bananas being awared 5 times today, how many bananas do you think we've got?

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Runcle wrote:

Bananas are being given out willy nilly I'm sure I've seen over 900 bananas being awared 5 times today, how many bananas do you think we've got?

I wouldn't worry. We'll never know how many bananas we have until we run out. Then we'll have to start reducing old scores to be able to award more.

Meanwhile, anyone have Steve Jobs?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/01/14/jobs_health/

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T PUT ENOUGH FIREWIRE PORTS ON YOUR NEW MACBOOK PRO'S YOU POLO NECK WEARING CUNT! I wish him all the best.

NervousPete · **Posted:** Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:22

Aw man? Patrick McGoohan dead? I'm a bit upset about that. He's something of a stridey-scowley idol. The Prisoner was a major influence on my tender mind. RIP Patrick.

In other also sad news, Mr Khan has passed away.

Yup, Ricardo Montalban has died. The man who was a smooth villain in more things than we could possibly count, and apparently an incredibly nice and excellent fellow, has died. Join me in bellowing "KHAAAAN!" at the heavens at an appropriate moment. Yes, I know, geeks on the internet stole it and turned it into a meme, but it's still worthwhile to shout "KHAAAN!".

A sad day indeed though. Patrick and Ricardo? :'(