Beex Cott4ge!

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8650

Cras wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

36 sleeps!

ENGAGE EXCITEMENT GLANDS.

I don't envy Grim... when you disengage them on the 37th night.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49233

You do really.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8650

Well, yeah.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25743

Today we were issued teh new project pipelines at work. I'm in charge of opening all of the new and relaunch stores within our dept. During the week I have taken off to attend the cottage I knew that i would be working on ten re-launch stores.

But today's Pipeline shows that they have also crowbarred in nine brand new stores that week which i sadly will hae to miss working on because I am on holiday.

The cottage is an amazing, amazing thing.

The Egg · **Joined:** 16th Aug, 2008 **Posts:** 412

A few questions;

1. Am I too late to come to this year's cottaging experience?
2. If I am not too late, will there be a bed far enough away from humans for me?
3. Who do I pay money to and how?

Ta!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49233

No
Yes
Me. £120 via any means you like.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11847

Well, given the OP, it seems curio has paid for us all.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Sun Sep 08, 2013 10:40

I am going to require some change.

Grim... · **Posted:** Sun Sep 08, 2013 13:08

Curiosity wrote:

I am going to require some change.

Maybe have an affair?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Sun Sep 08, 2013 13:31

Grim... wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

I am going to require some change.

Maybe have an affair?

I thought growing a beard might be enough.

Grim... · **Posted:** Sun Sep 08, 2013 14:16

Dye your hair.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49233

One month! Today! A month! Like, today!

TheFireFaerie · **Joined:** 1st Jul, 2012 **Posts:** 1609

ONE MONTH TODAY!!!!!

:DD

TheFireFaerie · **Joined:** 1st Jul, 2012 **Posts:** 1609

Okay that's just freaky...

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12312

Oh man, I need to start packing!

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Sep 11, 2013 16:03

Make sure you're wearing the coolest of gear!

http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/store

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49233

I tried to order something the other day, but it wouldn't let me. Let me try again.

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Sep 11, 2013 17:28

Grim... wrote:

Make sure you're wearing the coolest of gear!

http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/store

£200+ to the ABF and I'll wear my ACW gear on the Saturday.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22312

Stop pretending that's any sort of chore and that you don't wear it every saturday regardless.

Ange · **Posted:** Sat Sep 21, 2013 10:58

So, err, is there space for me & Myp for the entire weekend?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49233

YEEEAAAAAAAH.

Yes.

Ange · **Posted:** Sat Sep 21, 2013 11:30

Send some bank details to the boy then please!

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Sat Sep 21, 2013 12:36

Joans has just packed a bottle of port...

Ange · **Posted:** Sat Sep 21, 2013 12:37

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Joans has just packed a bottle of port...

Excellent. We'll bring the sambuca.

myp · **Posted:** Sat Sep 21, 2013 14:15

Ange wrote:

Send some bank details to the boy then please!

What the...

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25743

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Joans has just packed a bottle of port...

You're packing already?!

Ange · **Posted:** Sat Sep 21, 2013 15:20

What time will people be getting there from on the Friday?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49233

Midafternoon

Ange · **Posted:** Sat Sep 21, 2013 15:37

Being local, we can get there earlier to open up if required?

I'm booking the whole day off work, Myp finishes late morning, so after a trip to The Asdas we could be there for about 1:30pm.

I'm so excited. For a change.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Sat Sep 21, 2013 17:56

I usually arrive about 1:30.

I imagine the same will go for this year.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Sun Sep 22, 2013 12:20

Sensational news!

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

About Ange coming, anyway

Ange · **Posted:** Mon Sep 23, 2013 10:27

Two other fuckers are off work on my team on the Friday so it looks like I might not be able to have it off. Fucked. Off.

Ange · **Posted:** Mon Sep 23, 2013 10:34

I definitely can't have the day off. But I can leave an hour early providing no one is off sick.

I'll send Myp to the house in the car with all our stuff and I'll get the bus over after work. Should only take about an hour, so I'll be there for teatime

Malc · **Posted:** Mon Sep 23, 2013 10:39

My train is earlier than previous ones, so I should be there about 13:30 I guess.

Malc

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49233

Ange wrote:

it looks like I might not be able to have it off

Oh, I'm sure something can be arranged :hat:

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Ange wrote:

Two other fuckers are off work on my team on the Friday so it looks like I might not be able to have it off. Fucked. Off.

Well, not much you could've done about that; it's not as if you had an entire year to plan this or anything.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:01

Bamba wrote:

Ange wrote:

Two other fuckers are off work on my team on the Friday so it looks like I might not be able to have it off. Fucked. Off.

Well, not much you could've done about that; it's not as if you had an entire year to plan this or anything.

You obviously haven't read two pages.

Ange · **Posted:** Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:10

Bamba wrote:

Ange wrote:

Two other fuckers are off work on my team on the Friday so it looks like I might not be able to have it off. Fucked. Off.

Well, not much you could've done about that; it's not as if you had an entire year to plan this or anything.

We only decided we were going two days ago.

But you're right, ill book every day off just in case I need it.

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:12

SilentElk wrote:

Bamba wrote:

Ange wrote:

Two other fuckers are off work on my team on the Friday so it looks like I might not be able to have it off. Fucked. Off.

Well, not much you could've done about that; it's not as if you had an entire year to plan this or anything.

You obviously haven't read two pages.

You can read as many pages as you'd like, you've still had a year to plan this. The fact that you only planned it last week doesn't change the fact. Fact.

/ups the nacho count

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:13

SilentElk wrote:

Bamba wrote:

Ange wrote:

Two other fuckers are off work on my team on the Friday so it looks like I might not be able to have it off. Fucked. Off.

Well, not much you could've done about that; it's not as if you had an entire year to plan this or anything.

You obviously haven't read two pages.

Surely you would have needed that day off to go see Nickelback The Musical, or whatever your plans were before now.

:DD

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:14

One day there will be a Mypsy and the Tits musical (or whatever we named the Cottage band a few years ago) and then we'll have come full circle!

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:15

I have now paid for this.

The cottage, not Myp's musical.

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

SilentElk wrote:

Bamba wrote:

Ange wrote:

Two other fuckers are off work on my team on the Friday so it looks like I might not be able to have it off. Fucked. Off.

Well, not much you could've done about that; it's not as if you had an entire year to plan this or anything.

You obviously haven't read two pages.

You mean the two pages where you plan a month beforehand to attend something that you've known about for a year? :kiss:

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:17

Curiosity wrote:

I have now paid for this.

The cottage, not Myp's musical.

If it goes on Kickstarter I'll throw it some bucks.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:22

Bamba wrote:

SilentElk wrote:

Bamba wrote:

Ange wrote:

Two other fuckers are off work on my team on the Friday so it looks like I might not be able to have it off. Fucked. Off.

Well, not much you could've done about that; it's not as if you had an entire year to plan this or anything.

You obviously haven't read two pages.

You mean the two pages where you plan a month beforehand to attend something that you've known about for a year? :kiss:

We had other plans, but they've fallen through at the last minute.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:24

N-SYNC didn't reform, huh?

Ange · **Posted:** Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:30

Anyway, I'm gonna have to play catch up when I get there.

Snorting gin and a pint of gin & tonic should work.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:32

Ange wrote:

Anyway, I'm gonna have to play catch up when I get there.

Snorting gin and a pint of gin & tonic should work.

This should be fun

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Ange wrote:

Anyway, I'm gonna have to play catch up when I get there.

Snorting gin and a pint of gin & tonic should work.

Pffh, snorting booze is so last year; eyeball shots are what all the cool kids are doing now.

Kern · **Posted:** Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:38

Probably less painful then downing the tequila and dropping the lemon on your eye.

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