Be Excellent To Each Other

Oh, I missed that, fast moving thread. That point withdrawn then.

I have changed the thread title to reflect what I think is being discussed. It's hard to tell.

But I still get to kiss Craster? Right?

You had a tape recorder in there?

Sorry if I was replying to you it all got a bit confusing there. That wasn't my intention.

I think my one post was way OTT. I think everything else I have said is perfectly acceptable.I wouldn't want that one post to confuse the issue or to be taken as a pointer on my feelings as a whole.

Okay, at the risk of being a big interfering twat, I'd like to suggest that everyone here (EVERYONE) stops posting for, let's say, an hour.

I agree with Craster's recent post that I think people have been misinterpreting a few things, and this has all snowballed. Nemmie's withdrawn a comment or two and Craster and a couple of others have tried to rephrase some things. That strikes me as a good time for a truce so everyone can calm down.

Looks like I picked the wrong time to stop sniffing glue leave work.

Not really as he was actually referring to a post that I had already withdrawn I could only assume he was talking about something that happened elsewhere.

Although I can see why you might be confused and that's it from me until tomorrow apart from an apology to Kalmar for accusing him of doing something he wasn't.

I agree, I'm leaving this here too, but to help clear up any confusion, you can see on the previous page that you withdrew your comment *after* my post objecting to it!

edit: accepted, thank you.

This is the thread where Beex finally died for me. And I thought the "terms and conditions" were pretty simple. Oh well

No no, it would be the dehydration you get with long term and constant use that would kill you. It's like giving a bear a chainsaw, it's not the chainsaw's fault - it's the bear's lack of reasoning and the freaking moron that gave it to him. Remeber we are talking about a dealer with so few morals that he would give winehouse large quanities of E in which case the fucking stuff was probably cut with paracetamol and/or Ajax.

Hmm well it was moving very fast there for me. I was typing as you were I think but I was actually doing three replies at the same time, I need to stop using tabs as it always leaves me confuzzled in some way or the other.

Anyway glad we have sorted things out amicably and now I really am going.

Everyone's entitled to get stroppy and be mean to each other now and then. I've done it, you've done it, 99% of the active posters here have.
Just seems like everyone went insane at once in this thread.
Still, I liked the bit where we found out that not only had Craster also accidently banned Pod when he banned Cavey, he also failed to ban Cavey

The T&Cs are wrong anyway, I've been thinking about them for a while.

For clarification, it was a self-requested ban, that can be lifted on request.

Also, it was Pupil, not Pod.

I'm not giving you £2 a month.

What? I've always got on with everyone, since the very start.

This is all true. And that's closer than I normally get with names.

Belmer.

That description is very accurate, having seen the insides of a private hospital owned by ("a well-known rehab clinic chain" - Legal Ed) when a relative was getting treatment there. Well, more hotel than holiday camp. A relatively mediocre hotel where the customers are threatening with a short-term sectioning if they try and check out too early.

EDIT: Vulcans are the most amazingly fantastically loud aircraft. I thoroughly approve of them and air displays involving them.

Surprised you have time to be here, what with your bestest buddy still running his own forum too

First Born and I saw the Vulcan at Fairford - best thing EVER. It was louder than the B1 Mrs K and I saw a few years ago there. Its takeoff was ribcage rattlingly loud. First Born was beyond excited - and that was after the Red Arrows, too! It was his first airshow, and heavens it was a proud moment for a dad. Also great to have someone on board with my obsession..

Also, great thread, keep it up.

I went to an airshow when I was little and managed to trap my cousins fingers in my dads cars sunroof.

This is all I can remember of the day. No planes... just the sun roof.

I wondered how a 20-odd page thread on death by pasta had built up in a single day.

I have 4 tins of Hello Kitty pasta shapes in my fridge and a friend spotted me eating the contents with a fork one afternoon, cold. I'm not dead, despite her horror.

Next it'll be cold rice pudding. *shakes head*

I'm the 1%.

I'm Bruno Shit.

"it's fine to be a cunt as long as you are literate"?

No, just "except for Grim...".

Heh.

As an illiterate myself I take grave offence at that comment.

I will be crafting a carefully worded PM to the mods as soon as I learn to type.

S'alright. I've got my Chinny Headwand-post to English dictionary handy.

Once a month we get together have have a shower in £2 coins.

And cold beans. *shakes head and fists*

This week's Beex Weex is going to be a corker...

Actually, following a series of PM hacking allegations, this week's Beex Week will be the last.

Also on Friday the mod team will be summoned in front of Zardoz to answer challenging questions on their specialist subject of the hundred years' war.

I put it to you that this is a commercial decision, following the withdrawal of advertising by Camp Bestival.

Again?

Just typing up the forfeits now.

Is there any truth in the rumour that at least one mod will be donning a red wig and beating the shit out of a soap opera hard man as well as forcing Richard Gaywood to dress as Harry Potter?

Forcing? Try and stop the little bugger. They don't call him the Welsh Wizard for nothing.

Stop knowing each other. It's unseemly

Coming soon... BETEO On Sunday.

Dealers don't cut drugs with Ajax, dealers don't have a vested interest in killing their clients. There are many more benevolent powders than Ajax to use when it comes to cutting drugs.

And if someone dies of dehydration, then they've died of dehydration, not an ecstasy 'overdose', because an ecstasy overdose doesn't exist. (And besides which it isn't even dehydration that kills people in an 'ecstasy overdose', it's usually the exact opposite of that, hyponatremia. (That's what killed Leah Betts, water, and too much of it.))

No one gets fucked out of their mind enough to actually die of dehydration.

What in the shuddering fuck?! I play on my new 3DS all day and this happens. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. JC, I'm pleased you're back, but could you settle back into the friendly discussions and PC stuff rather than all out attack? Everyone else, this is embarrassing.

Honestly, I wanted to be in bed an hour ago, I was just catching up on the boards for a minute first!

So's your face.

Will there still be tits?

[looks up and down the forum]

I assume yes.

Except for Zardoz. Who was Bruno Awesome.

and I'm sorry you are slightly wrong, yes hyponatremia will kill ya, but so will drinking lots of alcohol while on E because of the combination of the two's magical spine and brain liquid draining properties. Clearly this was more of a problem in 89 when the shit was (ebenezer) good rather than the weak crap you get now.

I can't stand people white knighting their own drug of choice, everything comes with a risk and side effects and you accept that but if you brush it under the carpet then younger people (you may find that a lot of 18 year olds today don't know who Leah Betts is) go into it blind.

Dear teenagers.

Keep hydrated but don't drink too much water, and avoid doing slammers or E could fuck you up. Also suicide tuesday says hi.
If you have mental issues avoid booze, acid or weed - hash especially, because they will fuck you up
Never do acid with wankers or people you don't know because that's a one way ticket to some twat deliberatly freaking you out or finding yourself on a roof thinking you can fly.

Careful you don't hurt yourself climbing off the incredibly high horse you rode in on.