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| Author: | Mr Russell [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 16:16 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
Wullie wrote: A CDC is NSFW? You hotlinked maybe?? It was a giant spunking cock drawn in paint. |
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| Author: | Wullie [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 16:19 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
Zardoz wrote: What's a CDC? Crudely Drawn Cock.
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 16:21 ] |
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Right. So we can't draw cocks now? Or is it just crude ones that are banned? |
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| Author: | Mr Russell [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 16:24 ] |
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So it was done on purpose? Ouch. |
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| Author: | Warhead [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 16:25 ] |
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That's RUDE, that is. |
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| Author: | sinister agent [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 16:27 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
Having found a pile of nonsense blog things I wrote years ago for use in the 'scuzzy housemates' thread, I am trying hard not to paste a novella of extracts. So just one for now: Quote: Today, work was okay. A little strange. Claire's uncle was meant to visit, but he didn't appear, so I was unable to tell him his niece was a cow and tip him out of his wheelchair. Life is so unfair.
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 16:50 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
Wullie wrote: A CDC is NSFW? Well, yes. I guess a non internet savvy boss would object to it. Mine would |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 16:53 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
Cricket begins tomorrow! |
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| Author: | Wullie [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 17:03 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
DavPaz wrote: Wullie wrote: A CDC is NSFW? Well, yes. I guess a non internet savvy boss would object to it. Mine would*You know, like BETEO. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 17:15 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 19:52 ] |
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Zardoz wrote: The name of that picture is delightful |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 19:54 ] |
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It leaves nothing to the imagination. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 19:54 ] |
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MaliA wrote: Someone, in the office, on a call, just now: "It's a good story, but show me the money" I exist in a chick flick. IT. IS. NOT. A. CHICK. FLICK. |
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| Author: | Mr Russell [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 19:57 ] |
| Post subject: | Bits and Bobs 30 |
Mr Kissyfur wrote: MaliA wrote: Someone, in the office, on a call, just now: "It's a good story, but show me the money" I exist in a chick flick. IT. IS. NOT. A. CHICK. FLICK. Man up! |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 20:00 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
SPORTS MONEY NOT A CHICK FLICK. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 20:05 ] |
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Mr Kissyfur wrote: SPORTS MONEY NOT A CHICK FLICK. They're the framing device. The story is about turning a successful alpha male into a henpecked pussy. CHICK. FLICK. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 20:08 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: Mr Kissyfur wrote: SPORTS MONEY NOT A CHICK FLICK. They're the framing device. The story is about turning a successful alpha male into a henpecked pussy. CHICK. FLICK. At which point does Cuba Gooding Jnr become a pussy? I don't understand. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 20:15 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
You need to face facts. YOU are turning into Malia |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 20:40 ] |
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Quick question... If I sign up for Linked In, am I likely to get offered a new job? 
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| Author: | ApplePieOfDestiny [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 20:43 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
TheVision wrote: Quick question... If I sign up for Linked In, am I likely to get offered a new job? You're likely to get spammed by recruitment consultants, but that's about as far as it goes. In other news, for some unclear reason, the Removal Men fly on the wall channel 5 thing is currently showing on my TV. Couple moving to South Africa have a cat. Can't take the cat with them, so they killed it. Admittedly the cat is 22, (was 22) but I was still somewhat surprised by the detail. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 20:53 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
DavPaz wrote: You need to face facts. YOU are turning into Malia The correct term is 'subliming', sir. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 20:54 ] |
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MaliA wrote: DavPaz wrote: You need to face facts. YOU are turning into Malia The correct term is 'subliming', sir. "Staying the same" |
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| Author: | flis [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 20:56 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
Watching a nice, family film with the boys....Salt.  "She's steering the car with his face! Hahahaha" |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:11 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
Neil Patrick Harris is gay? How did I not realise that? |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:12 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
Mr Kissyfur wrote: Neil Patrick Harris is gay? How did I not realise that? Hahahahahaha. Hahaha. You owe mr a beer. It is now on my table. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:13 ] |
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Mr Kissyfur wrote: MaliA wrote: DavPaz wrote: You need to face facts. YOU are turning into Malia The correct term is 'subliming', sir. "Staying the same" One day you'll Step Up 2 The Streets and I'll still be way down the 8 mile. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:16 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
MaliA wrote: Mr Kissyfur wrote: Neil Patrick Harris is gay? How did I not realise that? Hahahahahaha. Hahaha. You owe mr a beer. It is now on my table. I know! I was surprised too. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:19 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
Mr Kissyfur wrote: MaliA wrote: Mr Kissyfur wrote: Neil Patrick Harris is gay? How did I not realise that? Hahahahahaha. Hahaha. You owe mr a beer. It is now on my table. I know! I was surprised too. In all fairness, I was surprised to find out Simon Amstell was gay. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:21 ] |
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The latest edition of Private Eye is an interesting read. |
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| Author: | Alarm [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:24 ] |
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Could a mod clart add me to the dead scum thread? Ta. |
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| Author: | flis [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:26 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
MaliA wrote: Mr Kissyfur wrote: MaliA wrote: Mr Kissyfur wrote: Neil Patrick Harris is gay? How did I not realise that? Hahahahahaha. Hahaha. You owe mr a beer. It is now on my table. I know! I was surprised too. In all fairness, I was surprised to find out Simon Amstell was gay. Jesus wept....What the fucking fuck is this conversation? |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:27 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
flis wrote: MaliA wrote: Mr Kissyfur wrote: MaliA wrote: Mr Kissyfur wrote: Neil Patrick Harris is gay? How did I not realise that? Hahahahahaha. Hahaha. You owe mr a beer. It is now on my table. I know! I was surprised too. In all fairness, I was surprised to find out Simon Amstell was gay. Jesus wept....What the fucking fuck is this conversation? Shhh, dear, the men are talking. 
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:27 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
Alarm wrote: Could a mod clart add me to the dead scum thread? Ta. Done |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:29 ] |
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"You'll never guess who's gay!" "Is it you?" "No" "Well then, shut up" |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:30 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: "You'll never guess who's gay!" "Is it you?" "No" "Well then, shut up" IDGI. I was just surprised. Because of all the wimmin. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:35 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
Mr Kissyfur wrote: DavPaz wrote: "You'll never guess who's gay!" "Is it you?" "No" "Well then, shut up" IDGI. I was just surprised. Because of all the wimmin. Me, too, man, me, too. |
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| Author: | Bobbyaro [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:36 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
probably as old as the hills, but go here and click you are under 21. |
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| Author: | Alarm [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:37 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: Alarm wrote: Could a mod clart add me to the dead scum thread? Ta. Done Thanks hun. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:38 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
Mr Kissyfur wrote: flis wrote: MaliA wrote: Mr Kissyfur wrote: MaliA wrote: Mr Kissyfur wrote: Neil Patrick Harris is gay? How did I not realise that? Hahahahahaha. Hahaha. You owe mr a beer. It is now on my table. I know! I was surprised too. In all fairness, I was surprised to find out Simon Amstell was gay. Jesus wept....What the fucking fuck is this conversation? Shhh, dear, the men are talking. Did you sort out a tent for BeexBQ? Did you want to borrow mine? |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:38 ] |
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Alarm wrote: DavPaz wrote: Alarm wrote: Could a mod clart add me to the dead scum thread? Ta. Done Thanks hun. You're welcome, sugartits |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:39 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
MaliA wrote: Did you sort out a tent for BeexBQ? Did you want to borrow mine? I have a small two man one - thanks, though. |
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| Author: | Malc [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:41 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
Bobbyaro wrote: probably as old as the hills, but go here and click you are under 21. +1 Malc |
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| Author: | Kern [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:44 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
Brilliantly, a Utah brewer sells a beer called 'Polygamy Porter' with the slogan 'Why have just one?'. I didn't try it - I only drink porters in the winter, though as we were freezing our asses off in the Grand Tetons I suppose I could have broken my rule, but some of their other beers were good. *hasty google* Ah, here's the brewer's site. |
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| Author: | chinnyhill10 [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:49 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
MaliA wrote: Mr Kissyfur wrote: MaliA wrote: Mr Kissyfur wrote: Neil Patrick Harris is gay? How did I not realise that? Hahahahahaha. Hahaha. You owe mr a beer. It is now on my table. I know! I was surprised too. In all fairness, I was surprised to find out Simon Amstell was gay. Was this before or after? 
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| Author: | Plissken [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 22:14 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
Fucking hell. Been following the Stepping Hill news story - the hospital is my local, about half a mile from here. Now the arrest also took place a few hundred yards from where I live. Weird to see the same shops I walk past most days as the middle of a murder investigation. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 22:30 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
MaliA wrote: Did you sort out a tent for BeexBQ? Did you want to borrow mine? Brokeback BBQ |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 22:59 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
Mr Kissyfur wrote: Neil Patrick Harris is gay? How did I not realise that?  Bobbyaro wrote: probably as old as the hills, but go here and click you are under 21. Oh my, yes.
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| Author: | flis [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 23:05 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
I've just raided my wardrobe for clothes to get rid of. I sent a MASSIVE box of stuff the the charity shop a few months ago but this new batch is mostly stuff I didn't want to donate to charity to get sold on for £1. I'm going to sell it on t'internet, see if I can get some money to buy more clothes! I mean, er, beer money? 18 items of clothing; 16 dresses, 11 items never worn. Oops! 9 pairs of shoes; 2 pairs worn more than once, 4 pairs never worn at all. This *might* be why I'm usually left juggling money between bank accounts come the end of the month. The moving it around makes me feel like I have some 
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| Author: | MrChris [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 23:35 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
Grim... wrote: Mr Kissyfur wrote: Neil Patrick Harris is gay? How did I not realise that? But, but, but, the women. I've seen him! On the magic window! With women! |
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| Author: | chinnyhill10 [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 23:45 ] |
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Mr Kissyfur wrote: I've seen him! On the magic window! With women! Rule 1: Everyone on TV is gay. |
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