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Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12310

Wullie wrote:

A CDC is NSFW?

You hotlinked maybe??

It was a giant spunking cock drawn in paint.

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

Zardoz wrote:

What's a CDC?

Crudely Drawn Cock.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 16:21

Right.

So we can't draw cocks now? Or is it just crude ones that are banned?

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12310

So it was done on purpose? Ouch.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

That's RUDE, that is.

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

Having found a pile of nonsense blog things I wrote years ago for use in the 'scuzzy housemates' thread, I am trying hard not to paste a novella of extracts. So just one for now:

Quote:

Today, work was okay. A little strange. Claire's uncle was meant to visit, but he didn't appear, so I was unable to tell him his niece was a cow and tip him out of his wheelchair. Life is so unfair.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38524

Wullie wrote:

A CDC is NSFW?

Well, yes. I guess a non internet savvy boss would object to it. Mine would

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 16:53

Cricket begins tomorrow!

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

DavPaz wrote:

Wullie wrote:

A CDC is NSFW?

Well, yes. I guess a non internet savvy boss would object to it. Mine would

I'm guessing they're more likely to be pissed off at you wasting time looking at nonsense on the Internet* rather than a daft picture, but I'll no post one again just in case you get your arse felt.
*You know, like BETEO.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 17:15

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38524

Zardoz wrote:

The name of that picture is delightful

TheVision · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 19:54

It leaves nothing to the imagination.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

MaliA wrote:

Someone, in the office, on a call, just now:

"It's a good story, but show me the money"

I exist in a chick flick.

IT. IS. NOT. A. CHICK. FLICK.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12310

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Someone, in the office, on a call, just now:

"It's a good story, but show me the money"

I exist in a chick flick.

IT. IS. NOT. A. CHICK. FLICK.

Man up!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

SPORTS

MONEY

NOT A CHICK FLICK.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38524

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

SPORTS

MONEY

NOT A CHICK FLICK.

They're the framing device. The story is about turning a successful alpha male into a henpecked pussy.

CHICK. FLICK.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

DavPaz wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

SPORTS

MONEY

NOT A CHICK FLICK.

They're the framing device. The story is about turning a successful alpha male into a henpecked pussy.

CHICK. FLICK.

At which point does Cuba Gooding Jnr become a pussy? I don't understand.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38524

You need to face facts.

YOU are turning into Malia

TheVision · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 20:40

Quick question... If I sign up for Linked In, am I likely to get offered a new job? :shrug:

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

TheVision wrote:

Quick question... If I sign up for Linked In, am I likely to get offered a new job? :shrug:

You're likely to get spammed by recruitment consultants, but that's about as far as it goes.

In other news, for some unclear reason, the Removal Men fly on the wall channel 5 thing is currently showing on my TV. Couple moving to South Africa have a cat. Can't take the cat with them, so they killed it. Admittedly the cat is 22, (was 22) but I was still somewhat surprised by the detail.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 20:53

DavPaz wrote:

You need to face facts.

YOU are turning into Malia

The correct term is 'subliming', sir.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

MaliA wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

You need to face facts.

YOU are turning into Malia

The correct term is 'subliming', sir.

"Staying the same"

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

Watching a nice, family film with the boys....Salt. :facepalm:

"She's steering the car with his face! Hahahaha"

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Neil Patrick Harris is gay? How did I not realise that?

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:12

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Neil Patrick Harris is gay? How did I not realise that?

Hahahahahaha. Hahaha. You owe mr a beer. It is now on my table.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:13

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

MaliA wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

You need to face facts.

YOU are turning into Malia

The correct term is 'subliming', sir.

"Staying the same"

One day you'll Step Up 2 The Streets and I'll still be way down the 8 mile.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

MaliA wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Neil Patrick Harris is gay? How did I not realise that?

Hahahahahaha. Hahaha. You owe mr a beer. It is now on my table.

I know! I was surprised too.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:19

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Neil Patrick Harris is gay? How did I not realise that?

Hahahahahaha. Hahaha. You owe mr a beer. It is now on my table.

I know! I was surprised too.

In all fairness, I was surprised to find out Simon Amstell was gay.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:21

The latest edition of Private Eye is an interesting read.

Alarm · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:24

Could a mod clart add me to the dead scum thread? Ta.

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

MaliA wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Neil Patrick Harris is gay? How did I not realise that?

Hahahahahaha. Hahaha. You owe mr a beer. It is now on my table.

I know! I was surprised too.

In all fairness, I was surprised to find out Simon Amstell was gay.

Jesus wept....What the fucking fuck is this conversation?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

flis wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Neil Patrick Harris is gay? How did I not realise that?

Hahahahahaha. Hahaha. You owe mr a beer. It is now on my table.

I know! I was surprised too.

In all fairness, I was surprised to find out Simon Amstell was gay.

Jesus wept....What the fucking fuck is this conversation?

Shhh, dear, the men are talking.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38524

Alarm wrote:

Could a mod clart add me to the dead scum thread? Ta.

Done

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38524

"You'll never guess who's gay!"
"Is it you?"
"No"
"Well then, shut up"

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

DavPaz wrote:

"You'll never guess who's gay!"
"Is it you?"
"No"
"Well then, shut up"

IDGI.

I was just surprised. Because of all the wimmin.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:35

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

"You'll never guess who's gay!"
"Is it you?"
"No"
"Well then, shut up"

IDGI.

I was just surprised. Because of all the wimmin.

Me, too, man, me, too.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11847

probably as old as the hills, but go here and click you are under 21.

Alarm · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:37

DavPaz wrote:

Alarm wrote:

Could a mod clart add me to the dead scum thread? Ta.

Done

Thanks hun.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:38

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

flis wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Neil Patrick Harris is gay? How did I not realise that?

Hahahahahaha. Hahaha. You owe mr a beer. It is now on my table.

I know! I was surprised too.

In all fairness, I was surprised to find out Simon Amstell was gay.

Jesus wept....What the fucking fuck is this conversation?

Shhh, dear, the men are talking.

Did you sort out a tent for BeexBQ? Did you want to borrow mine?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38524

Alarm wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

Alarm wrote:

Could a mod clart add me to the dead scum thread? Ta.

Done

Thanks hun.

You're welcome, sugartits

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

MaliA wrote:

Did you sort out a tent for BeexBQ? Did you want to borrow mine?

I have a small two man one - thanks, though.

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:41

Bobbyaro wrote:

probably as old as the hills, but go here and click you are under 21.

+1

Malc

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:44

Brilliantly, a Utah brewer sells a beer called 'Polygamy Porter' with the slogan 'Why have just one?'. I didn't try it - I only drink porters in the winter, though as we were freezing our asses off in the Grand Tetons I suppose I could have broken my rule, but some of their other beers were good.

*hasty google*
Ah, here's the brewer's site.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

MaliA wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Neil Patrick Harris is gay? How did I not realise that?

Hahahahahaha. Hahaha. You owe mr a beer. It is now on my table.

I know! I was surprised too.

In all fairness, I was surprised to find out Simon Amstell was gay.

Was this before or after? :DD

Plissken · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 22:14

Fucking hell. Been following the Stepping Hill news story - the hospital is my local, about half a mile from here. Now the arrest also took place a few hundred yards from where I live. Weird to see the same shops I walk past most days as the middle of a murder investigation.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 22:30

MaliA wrote:

Did you sort out a tent for BeexBQ? Did you want to borrow mine?

Brokeback BBQ

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 22:59

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Neil Patrick Harris is gay? How did I not realise that?

Bobbyaro wrote:

probably as old as the hills, but go here and click you are under 21.

Oh my, yes.

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

I've just raided my wardrobe for clothes to get rid of. I sent a MASSIVE box of stuff the the charity shop a few months ago but this new batch is mostly stuff I didn't want to donate to charity to get sold on for £1. I'm going to sell it on t'internet, see if I can get some money to buy more clothes! I mean, er, beer money?

18 items of clothing; 16 dresses, 11 items never worn. Oops!
9 pairs of shoes; 2 pairs worn more than once, 4 pairs never worn at all.

This *might* be why I'm usually left juggling money between bank accounts come the end of the month. The moving it around makes me feel like I have some

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Grim... wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Neil Patrick Harris is gay? How did I not realise that?

But, but, but, the women.

I've seen him! On the magic window! With women!

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

I've seen him! On the magic window! With women!

Rule 1: Everyone on TV is gay.

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