A lot of you are pointlessly vindictive and have no real awareness of being so. I think that sums it up in one line.

What the fuck has that got to do about planes?

Truly, we are what is known as a wanker.

What the fuck has that got to do about planes?

Someone said to me once that the colelctive noun is 'bolus'. It might have been Stephen Fry, adn on the radio.

In his diaries on the fall of Margaret Thatcher, Alan Clark wrote that she had been brought down by a "bolus of wankers".

But why would he post here? He has his own popular web forum now with literally thousands of posts.

Leah Betts died of a water overdose, not E. I can't confirm whether she cooked some pasta in the water first though.

So tell me, what's the fucking difference? Why didn't any one come along with this BS cold hearted shit then?

Just when you think a thread's about to die, someone airdrops a popcorn machine into the middle of it. Possibly via stealth-bomber*.


* may not exist.

A great number of people on this forum had met Owen before, and many of those who hadn't had had some sort of connection with him through Usenet, forums, Twitter etc.

What the fuck are you blathering on about?

Not everyone met him in real life but most of us 'talked' to him on a daily basis.

A great number of people on this forum had met Owen before, and many of those who hadn't had had some sort of connection with him through Usenet, forums, Twitter etc.

Guys, trolls are like T. Rex -- they can only see movement. So everyone just stand still and hope the raptors haven't learnt to open doors.

Guys, trolls are like T. Rex -- they can only see movement. So everyone just stand still and hope the raptors haven't learnt to open doors.

It's too late. The twinkle of a LED has caught his eye...

Give it a rest. If you've come back here just to stir shit up, then I suggest you stop.

It has paragraphs, try one at a time.

Yeah. Caught a good few eyes actually. Namely enough to get me on the gravy boat.


Did you see that? my Epeen just doubled in size to four inches.

And why's that? because I might upset the broth?

Funny how you kept your mouth shut when people used to take the piss out of me all the time eh?

So in summation, Dave, go fuck yourself.

BAAAAAH

Was I your designated defender? Sorry, I missed the memo.

A great number of people on this forum had met Owen before, and many of those who hadn't had had some sort of connection with him through Usenet, forums, Twitter etc.

Classic troll response! Well done.

Apropos of nothing, I've been referred to the cardiology department of my local hospital after I had an MRI of the heart during a fun research trial. They saw something they didn't like and want to check stuff.

I'm sure it'll be alright.

Apropos of nothing, I've been referred to the cardiology department of my local hospital after I had an MRI of the heart during a fun research trial. They saw something they didn't like and want to check stuff.

I'm sure it'll be alright.

Aye I'm sure it will be, this heart has run two marathons y'know.

It would have been helpful if the first hint of there possibly being something wrong wasn't the letter saying 'You're on the waiting list'. Turns out my GP had referred me and not told me.

As unlikely as it is, if I do pop off in teh meantime from Sudden Death Syndrome, I give you all permission not to give a shit and remark that actually, I'm a cunt who brought it on himself.

Aye I'm sure it will be, this heart has run two marathons y'know.

It would have been helpful if the first hint of there possibly being something wrong wasn't the letter saying 'You're on the waiting list'. Turns out my GP had referred me and not told me.

As unlikely as it is, if I do pop off in teh meantime from Sudden Death Syndrome, I give you all permission not to give a shit and remark that actually, I'm a cunt who brought it on himself.

Would I get my tenner back?

It would have been helpful if the first hint of there possibly being something wrong wasn't the letter saying 'You're on the waiting list'. Turns out my GP had referred me and not told me.

As unlikely as it is, if I do pop off in teh meantime from Sudden Death Syndrome, I give you all permission not to give a shit and remark that actually, I'm a cunt who brought it on himself.

That would only apply if I died mid-marathon, and being strictly fair you'd only get a proportional refund for the distance I'd achieved before cashing out.

Aye I'm sure it will be, this heart has run two marathons y'know.

It would have been helpful if the first hint of there possibly being something wrong wasn't the letter saying 'You're on the waiting list'. Turns out my GP had referred me and not told me.

As unlikely as it is, if I do pop off in teh meantime from Sudden Death Syndrome, I give you all permission not to give a shit and remark that actually, I'm a cunt who brought it on himself.

you'd be in Emergency Admissions at once.

it's just occoured to me that you'd better have run it in under 1 hour 24 minutes, otherwise I'm paying you less than the minimum wage.

So you're a more empathic person than a lot of other people are. You should probably be quite proud of that. Still doesn't buy you (or others) the right to be outright offensive to lots of other people for not feeling the same way.

Yeah I'm not sure I ever read about anyone actually overdosing on ecstasy.

Yet, instead of being a spiteful wanker and finding something bad to say about him I instead passed on my wishes and sadness at what had happened.